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About loving anything. If you care about one rat loving thing, you have lost the game of life. Stop caring, go with the flow of the universe and just accept whatever the gently caress comes your way. Namaste
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:13 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:57 |
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you should probably take your own advice and not give a poo poo about giving a poo poo. looks like you lost your own game of life.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:26 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:you should probably take your own advice and not give a poo poo about giving a poo poo. looks like you lost your own game of life. Have a drink
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:27 |
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VendaGoat posted:Have a drink i'll have several, probably
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:29 |
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it is the most helpful philosophy
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:29 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:i'll have several, probably Then why the gently caress are you posting? Namaste!
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:30 |
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VendaGoat posted:Then why the gently caress are you posting? missed my shitpost quota for july trying to catch up before i get busted
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:31 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:missed my shitpost quota for july It's the 2nd man. Your hosed.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:33 |
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You should stop giving a gently caress about your mortal coil by sucking a 12 gauge op.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:33 |
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VendaGoat posted:It's the 2nd man. Your hosed. not if you don't rat me out
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:33 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18 Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a gently caress. Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of gently caress humanly possible. What?! (I don't a give a gently caress...) About anything, gently caress everyone and gently caress everything, what (I don't give a gently caress...) I literally don't give a gently caress about anything I don't give a gently caress about motherfuckin' anything People care about poo poo, I say gently caress everything gently caress you, gently caress me, gently caress the sky, gently caress trees, gently caress the sun I don't need heat of Vitamin D! And gently caress toasters. I don't need to cook my bread And gently caress coasters. I use a little plate instead And gently caress roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you Don't give a gently caress about chairs. I prefer to stand And gently caress air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan And gently caress the the movie the fan, starring westly snipes Demolition man's the only snipes moving i liked And gently caress liking poo poo. I don't even like the stuff that I like Don't give a gently caress about not liking all the poo poo I don't like Like tissues. gently caress them! I blow my nose on the couch And gently caress my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth Don't give a gently caress about seeing bitch, gently caress my eyes gently caress physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind gently caress time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most And gently caress coasts, who gives a gently caress about where water meets land And gently caress boats, just because you float you think you're so loving bad And gently caress jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but... (I don't a give a gently caress...) About anything, gently caress everyone and gently caress everything, what (I don't give a gently caress...) I literally don't give a gently caress about anything Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup The girl says "small, medium, large?" I say "bitch I don't give a gently caress" She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size" I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a gently caress, alright?" Don't give a gently caress about beverage size options motherfucker And I don't give a gently caress about liquids either They're all wet and poo poo and tend to spill all over the place Like human semen when I get it all over my face I'm not gay, I just don't give a gently caress about straight sex And gently caress my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead. gently caress biological functions, gently caress the human body I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way And gently caress birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way Did I choose to not give a gently caress about ice cube trays If I want ice I'll go to the loving corner store and buy a bag Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag You know what? gently caress the word gently caress, I don't need to use it I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus (I don't a give a chainsaw...) About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what (I don't give a chainsaw...) I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a gently caress the most I wouldn't win cause I don't give a gently caress about winning yo I don't even give a gently caress about not giving a gently caress, so I do give a gently caress... wait, what? (I give a gently caress...) About everything, I love everyone and care about everything (I give a gently caress...) I literally care about every motherfucking thing
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:34 |
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Gobblecoque posted:You should stop giving a gently caress about your mortal coil by sucking a 12 gauge op. Are you related to me?
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:35 |
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op, i gave a poo poo to your mom when i pooped in her mouth
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:48 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:op, i gave a poo poo to your mom when i pooped in her mouth lol you gave it away? ops mom pays me $40 every time i poo poo in her mouth
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:52 |
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Tuxedo Gin posted:lol you gave it away? i guess im just a more generous guy that you its a tax write-off for me though so its not like i do it entirely out of the goodness of my heart e: lmao a charitable doo-nation
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:53 |
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i care about stuff a lot
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:55 |
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:i care about stuff gay
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 08:57 |
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gently caress my tight black teen rear end in a top hat OP
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 09:57 |
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yes im gay
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 10:19 |
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VendaGoat posted:About loving anything. If you care about one rat loving thing, you have lost the game of life. I accept your drunkposting.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 10:58 |
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Nah mastay caring. Get well soon
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 11:00 |
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VendaGoat posted:About loving anything. If you care about one rat loving thing, you have lost the game of life. the best part about not giving a poo poo is trolling friends who do give a poo poo because hooo boy do they get mad when you tell them that ofc its okay that minimum wage is so low because if it wasnt okay then it would be higher
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 11:17 |
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Just when I think I've run out of poo poo to give, it keeps pulling me back in.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 11:45 |
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Why don't you shut up
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 12:20 |
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Well, year after year I give less of a poo poo, so
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 12:26 |
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I care. I CARE.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 12:33 |
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i really really want to ve free from all desire and i really ver. much hope to one day achieve this
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 12:57 |
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Robo Reagan posted:the best part about not giving a poo poo is trolling friends who do give a poo poo because hooo boy do they get mad when you tell them that ofc its okay that minimum wage is so low because if it wasnt okay then it would be higher "friends"
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 13:25 |
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The new winter line from Hot Topic ITT.
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:38 |
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o k
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:39 |
lol, just lol if you're so bad at life that you can't give a poo poo. even shits born in 3rd world hell holes have dreams and give a poo poo, OP you have truly reached a new low.'
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:47 |
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actually I take a poo poo instead of giving one
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:50 |
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haha ya
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:51 |
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:lol, just lol if you're so bad at life that you can't give a poo poo. even shits born in 3rd world hell holes have dreams and give a poo poo, OP you have truly reached a new low.' post your hopes and dreams
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPU6nfsz3YM
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:54 |
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I have friends, who I talk to, irl, and go outside
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:56 |
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naem posted:I have friends, who I talk to, irl, and go outside hosed up if true
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNctreabb38
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 19:59 |
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VendaGoat posted:you have lost the game well, gently caress
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 20:00 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:57 |
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naem posted:I have friends, who I talk to, irl, and go outside You're lying! I know because I've hired a private investigation firm to keep constant tabs on your whereabouts, including audio surveillance of you inside your home.
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