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KataraniSword posted:Yes. I will defend this LP with every breath I have... but I personally will never enjoy playing the game. Funny, the LP inspired me to replay the game with my girlfriend (and it's been quite the resource, she somehow missed Hojo and all the character action in Costa Del Sol). Still fun after all these years, but she can't stand navigating the pre-rendered maps.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 01:00 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 14:24 |
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Four years ago, I said I would do a detailed write up on how almost every single party member suffers from mental illness. I'll try to make good on that, but I lost my home last week and my Mother in Law died today, so I'm a little swamped. The short version is Cloud has Dissociative Identity Disorder, Barret has PTSD, Tifa is Codependant, Red XIII shows signs of Oppositional Defiant Disorder, Yuffie is a Kleptomaniac, Cait Sith(understandably) displays Derealization Disorder traits, Cid pretty clearly has Antisocial Personality Disorder and Intermittent Explosive Disorder, and Vincent is just Depressed (unless you count his spooky vampire sleep as Hypersomnia and Nightmare Disorder). Aeris is perfectly well adjusted. This LP was amazing, thanks for giving us all something to enjoy, Elentor.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 03:23 |
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Cuchulain posted:Aeris is perfectly well adjusted. And dead.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 03:42 |
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ultrafilter posted:And dead. Well, nobody's perfect.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 03:45 |
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Some Numbers posted:Well, nobody's perfect. To listen to like half the fandom, she is, even as a corpse.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 03:51 |
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SorataYuy posted:To listen to like half the fandom, she is, even as a corpse. I assume you're referring to the same fandom that thinks Cloud is a mopey whiner?
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 03:53 |
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Some Numbers posted:I assume you're referring to the same fandom that thinks Cloud is a mopey whiner? And that Hojo is somehow the BEST DAD EVER, and "Sephy" is "just misunderstood", yeah.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:24 |
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Great LP, Elentor. I think it's because of this I'm tentatively excited for the remake. I really liked the unique updates that no one really does. "Hurf here's stuff" is generally accepted as the go to, and while that's great, I like seeing creativity thrown in for it's own sake. drat good, sir. drat. Good. That said, whens the next update guys i think he gave up on this game guys there hasn't been an update in like a week and stuff (I'm kidding obviously plz don't probate me... or probe me. Well.. depends on who does the probing I guess)
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 04:32 |
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ultrafilter posted:And dead. Oh my god spoiler that poo poo what's wrong with you
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:19 |
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Aeris obviously has a Messiah Complex.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:39 |
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Captain Bravo posted:Aeris obviously has a Messiah Complex. Is it a complex if you're actually a messiah?
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:42 |
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Some Numbers posted:Is it a complex if you're actually a messiah? It's a bit more complex than that.
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 22:47 |
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Goddammit
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# ? Jul 30, 2015 23:44 |
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SorataYuy posted:And that Hojo is somehow the BEST DAD EVER, and "Sephy" is "just misunderstood", yeah. Now come on, the FFVII fandom is a bit kooky but I've never met a single person ever who was a fan of Hojo as a person. We love 'em because he's batshit insane and evil but that's all. In fact, back in the day, most people I talked about FFVII with figured Vinny was Sephiroth's real father.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:32 |
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NikkolasKing posted:Now come on, the FFVII fandom is a bit kooky but I've never met a single person ever who was a fan of Hojo as a person. We love 'em because he's batshit insane and evil but that's all. poo poo, man, there's someone out there who thinks she basically -is- Hojo (otaku-kin, yeah.) Mind you, she also somehow thinks she's Dagger and Steiner both, so this person is obviously a complete nutjob.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 00:49 |
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SorataYuy posted:poo poo, man, there's someone out there who thinks she basically -is- Hojo (otaku-kin, yeah.) Mind you, she also somehow thinks she's Dagger and Steiner both, so this person is obviously a complete nutjob. Who is this person? She sounds hilarious in the worst possible way.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 03:10 |
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Skyridge posted:Who is this person? She sounds hilarious in the worst possible way. No, my mistake, she thought she was Cloud, too. I got the two whackjobs mixed up, it was the other nutbag I was thinking of. Either way they're both utterly insane and so far gone into La-la land that they've long since become Mayors of the place.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 03:52 |
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SorataYuy posted:No, my mistake, she thought she was Cloud, too. I got the two whackjobs mixed up, it was the other nutbag I was thinking of. Either way they're both utterly insane and so far gone into La-la land that they've long since become Mayors of the place. Even I have my limits, but i did find this gem there: "Sephiroth" - From Final Fantasy 7. Main villian. Goes crazy, tries to destroy world. Gay(?)
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:10 |
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I think I caught onto this thread right near the end of disc 1 and I've been following it for the last two and a half years or so. Elentor, you are a brilliant LPer, and you did an excellent game justice. I still can't get over the Gelnika report, that was an awesome creation and probably the highlight of the LP.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 16:11 |
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SorataYuy posted:No, my mistake, she thought she was Cloud, too. I got the two whackjobs mixed up, it was the other nutbag I was thinking of. Either way they're both utterly insane and so far gone into La-la land that they've long since become Mayors of the place. Gah, what is this? I tried to read the first page after the intro. I can't remember anything about it, and my head hurts.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 17:16 |
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EggsAisle posted:Gah, what is this? I tried to read the first page after the intro. I can't remember anything about it, and my head hurts. It'll be fine as long as you don't get the sudden urge to take hiking trips to a random corner of the world.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 18:53 |
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I'd just like to join the conga line of poster who want to thank Elentor for showing that FF VII is indeed a great game and it's not nostalgia speaking to us. It's just that the awful extended universe stories that has tarnished the memory for a lot of us. Anyway, thanks Elentor for a great LP with a lot of fun stuff inbetween the updates. I hope you'll take on another LP in the future with as much gusto as you did with this one.
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 19:10 |
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I'd also like to thank Elentor. I didn't participate in the thread, but I've been reading since I found this LP, and have been deeply enjoying your work and your effort. Thank you very much!
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# ? Jul 31, 2015 20:47 |
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EggsAisle posted:Gah, what is this? I tried to read the first page after the intro. I can't remember anything about it, and my head hurts. And now you think you're Cloud too
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# ? Aug 2, 2015 04:29 |
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So, I got an FFVII related question. I didn't see it mentioned in the appropriate update and I don't feel like searching the thread. The Wall Market segment, the guy who asks you to check the vending machine, wasn't that some censorship? He specifically makes it sound like"Guy Talk" or that he's embarrassed by Aerith hearing what he wants Cloud to get. I've heard in Japan they have - or had - vending machines that sell condoms as well as vending machines that sell...well, female underwear. Does anyone know if this is what it originally was? I just don't see why "protein set" or whatever would make him nervous around Aerith.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 19:15 |
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NikkolasKing posted:I just don't see why "protein set" or whatever would make him nervous around Aerith. I just assumed it was something for impotence and he didn't want a girl to think he needs some.
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 19:46 |
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NikkolasKing posted:I've heard in Japan they have - or had - vending machines that sell condoms as well as vending machines that sell...well, female underwear. They do, but they're not like on the side of the street or anything. They're all in stores that specialize in more independent or skeezier goods. My bro and I saw one and it was pretty fuckin' bad, I wanted to get a picture of it but it was in one of the many smaller stores where they'll kick you out for taking photos. It wasn't too surprising we found it there, though, they were selling shirts that said N.E.E.T. HOME SECURITY: 24 HOURS ON
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# ? Aug 3, 2015 20:36 |
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Pierzak posted:I just assumed it was something for impotence and he didn't want a girl to think he needs some. in Japanese he says it's a drink (set) for refreshing your fighting spirit, or words to that effect, so yeah, along those lines, though probably more of a 'keep you going all night' thing.
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The White Dragon posted:They do, but they're not like on the side of the street or anything. They're all in stores that specialize in more independent or skeezier goods. My bro and I saw one and it was pretty fuckin' bad, I wanted to get a picture of it but it was in one of the many smaller stores where they'll kick you out for taking photos. It wasn't too surprising we found it there, though, they were selling shirts that said N.E.E.T. HOME SECURITY: 24 HOURS ON You can actually find them unattended out in the countryside by the side of the road, typically grouped together in corrugated metal sheds. They'll sell porno mags/DVDs, sex toys, women's underwear (not used, at least at any of the machines I ever came across), etc. We called them porn shacks, and they're every bit as creepy as that description made them sound. There was one in my prefecture called "Super Secret Zone" or something like that, sounded like a hidden level in a Mario game or something. Here's a photo from one, kinda NSFW for cartoon nudity (I mosaic'd out my friend and I's faces, but left the NFSW stuff alone.) It's pretty common to have a reflective front like that on some of the machines, with a light that comes on once a sensor in the shack detects movement within. Polsy posted:in Japanese he says it's a drink (set) for refreshing your fighting spirit, or words to that effect, so yeah, along those lines, though probably more of a 'keep you going all night' thing. I saw one of those for sale at a Donkihote (a Japanese chain retailer that's basically a cross between Walmart and Spencer's Gifts), was like $20 for a very small bottle and supposedly made with bull penis/testicles. Pompous Rhombus fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Aug 8, 2015 |
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Pompous Rhombus posted:I saw one of those for sale at a Donkihote (a Japanese chain retailer that's basically a cross between Walmart and Spencer's Gifts) With a fantastic theme song.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 07:50 |
alcharagia posted:With a fantastic theme song.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 14:34 |
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Great Joe posted:That theme song really is fantastic. Seriously wow that's a loving great theme song.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 20:05 |
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I don't know if Midgar was built on the promised land, but if mako is actually the life stream, concentrating it in Is... is concentrated life stream dangerous to humans? Because wouldn't that poo poo pool under the plate, where all the survivors are?
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 21:58 |
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Randalor posted:Is... is concentrated life stream dangerous to humans? Because wouldn't that poo poo pool under the plate, where all the survivors are? These questions, and more like it, are completely and totally ignored in Advent Children and Dirge of Cerberus.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 22:06 |
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alcharagia posted:With a fantastic theme song. I remember just parking myself in that shop for ages in Yakuza 4 just to listen to that song.
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# ? Aug 8, 2015 23:27 |
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alcharagia posted:With a fantastic theme song. "dumb dumb donkey donkey ho-tep"
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 01:18 |
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alcharagia posted:With a fantastic theme song. I was so fuckin bummed when the Don Quijote we went to wasn't playing this anywhere in the store. I ditched my bro when he was looking for luggage just to try find it
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 02:13 |
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GilliamYaeger posted:I remember just parking myself in that shop for ages in Yakuza 4 just to listen to that song. Same! FinalGamer posted:EVERY DAY IS GREAT AT YOUR JUNEEEEES Read this in Nanako's voice in my head
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 09:43 |
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Randalor posted:I don't know if Midgar was built on the promised land, but if mako is actually the life stream, concentrating it in I always got the impression the lifestream was some spectral energy (more like a gas?) but Mako was a liquid.
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# ? Aug 9, 2015 11:31 |
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VagueRant posted:Lifestream is not Mako, it's turned INTO Mako. (Condensed, I think? Game's kinda vague on the specifics.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tLFxAl_qrk This doesn't look gaseous.
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