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Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
its not normal to want to look at a developed teenage girls tits

*watches anime full of sexualized 5 year olds*

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

ProfessorMurder posted:

32F to 34D. She reduced from F to D.

and got longer boobs because of it?

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Did not know about these tits before this thread.

R.I.P. giant tits, hello slightly smaller but still pretty good sized tits.

And I mean really at 5'1 they'll still look massive on her frame

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
17 is legal

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Would you pork her?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

dogcrash truther posted:

But 34 is larger than 32 :confused:

I'm a girl and I wondered about this too. Like, is the 34 from swelling?

The chest circumference should stay the same unless she's gained weight from the surgery or something.

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Bored posted:

I'm a girl and I wondered about this too. Like, is the 34 from swelling?

The chest circumference should stay the same unless she's gained weight from the surgery or something.

they went farther inward, and she has a smaller bust

it isn't rocket surgery

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

TwoFire posted:

they went farther inward, and she has a smaller bust

it isn't rocket surgery

dude how is going from 32 to 34 smaller what goddam world do u live in unless boobs are measured like wire gauge or some poo poo

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

jackyl posted:

unless boobs are measured like wire gauge or some poo poo

lol at this virgin retard who doesnt know that almost exactly how it works

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Vin BioEthanol posted:

lol at this virgin retard who doesnt know that almost exactly how it works

..lol wire gauge holy gently caress how much nerd can you fit in a single statement

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Kat Dennings's are still on right?

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

Vin BioEthanol posted:

its not normal to want to look at a developed teenage girls tits

*watches anime full of sexualized 5 year olds*

SHE IS ACTUALLY OVER 1000, YOU loving SCRUB.

Ri3mannZeta
Nov 18, 2010

ROCK N ROLL MARTIAN
i have a gf with a comparable frame and a chest much larger than 32F and she has never had back pain issues as a result. she just made sure her chest/back muscles compensated i guess

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


If only you stupid yanks used the metric system and measured them in cubic millimetres. Jesus christ.

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
How did the circumference of her chest, below her boobs, get BIGGER after the surgery

Thuneral
Jul 25, 2004
High Listener For Music Awful

I find the best way to reduce breast size is to bench press.

*flexes his moobs*

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots
they took fat from her boobs and put in her back. there, solved.

google THIS
Oct 17, 2005

not gonna read this thread but it probably validates her decision

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
It was obviously a breast reduction/underboob enlargement combo. If it's what she wants, who are we to question it?

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

jackyl posted:

I know number is tape measure and letter is cup but how a reduction get a bigger number???? like I reduce the number of times I gently caress ur mom only now it's more???? hosed up

have you loving people ever been in the god drat bra section jesus loving christ

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
like bare minimum you should have helped a girlfriend pick out something cute or, if you are gay, worked retail at sometime in your life

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i'm mad about this

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Big tits are annoying.

Welp, thats it.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
this is what made me be 100% emotionally honest in gbs

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Pomp posted:

like bare minimum you should have helped a girlfriend pick out something cute or, if you are gay, worked retail at sometime in your life

Until you have worn a bra you're not a real man

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
all this talk could have been avoided if someone posted pictures(not of ariel winter) for reference

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Gaunab posted:

all this talk could have been avoided if someone posted pictures(not of ariel winter) for reference

my God if there was only some way to find pictures of boobs on the internet

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Love a big pair of titties but a person being happy with themselves is more important. If trading out those massive milkers helps her be happy then it's a good thing despite what the world has lost.

Wish her the best and I'll pour one out for the titties tonight.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Pomp posted:

have you loving people ever been in the god drat bra section jesus loving christ

yeah, but they were told to "please leave" and "stop masturbating on the merchandise, sir."

thunderspanks
Nov 5, 2003

crucify this


Good for her and I hope this makes her happy

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Never seen the show, nevr seen the tits. Good thing there's no pics in the thread or it might not have been pointless enough

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I wonder how they're gonna explain her character's sudden change on Modern Family.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I'm sure Hollywood will treat her ok

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

her titties were definitely out of control and needed to be tamed, couldn't imagine having those bad boys all up in my FOV all the time

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

idk bout this cooze and her still large titties but that wwww nigga op made me look twice at he username

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

Uncle Wemus posted:

I'm sure Hollywood will treat her ok

Lefty ends up being a creepy, creepy beard for Kevin Spacey. Righty goes into independent film-making and ends up making a movie with Paz de la Huerta and becomes famous for being credited, accidentally, as Mickey Rourke.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

rejutka posted:

Lefty ends up being a creepy, creepy beard for Kevin Spacey. Righty goes into independent film-making and ends up making a movie with Paz de la Huerta and becomes famous for being credited, accidentally, as Mickey Rourke.

this is fairly funny, good job

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
wow i hope that this 17 year old w/ scarred up tits and relocated nipples feels better about her body now

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

dogcrash truther posted:

How did the circumference of her chest, below her boobs, get BIGGER after the surgery

The same way she literally grew boobs overnight.


(Fox secretly abducted her in her sleep and put in implants)

E: pics?

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4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
This aggression will not stand.

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