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the players mourinho is happy with are falcao, courtois, oscar and willian
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Aug 22, 2015 11:40
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Clearly the way to Mourinho's heart is to be past it, get sent off for dogso, get injured, or be poo poo.
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Aug 22, 2015 12:04
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African AIDS cum posted:Remember when Chelsea won the league last season
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poo poo Farm posted:the players mourinho is happy with are falcao, courtois, oscar and willian They've been hiding in the toilets. He's not even seen them yet.
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Aug 22, 2015 18:36
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Lets hope the Bromwich can get tomorrow's game 'in the bag'
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Aug 22, 2015 20:04
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Apparently Andy Carroll has done himself a mischief putting on his shoes and delayed his return for another 1-2 weeks.
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Aug 22, 2015 22:00
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EvilHawk posted:Apparently Andy Carroll has done himself a mischief putting on his shoes and delayed his return for another 1-2 weeks. Can't wait for him to seal his place as the new Dean Ashton, rip
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Aug 22, 2015 22:14
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Gary Lineker's hair/beard combo get wierder by the week.
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Aug 22, 2015 22:22
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Bogan Krkic posted:Can't wait for him to seal his place as the new Dean Ashton, rip Dean Ashton was better.
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Aug 22, 2015 22:38
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Shrapnig posted:Dean Ashton was better. Andy Carroll is quite good and it would have been interesting to see how he had progressed if he could have stayed fit under a manager like Allardyce that played to his strengths.
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Aug 22, 2015 23:03
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Ewar Woowar posted:Andy Carroll is quite good and it would have been interesting to see how he had progressed if he could have stayed fit under a manager like Allardyce that played to his strengths. all premiership players could be 'quite good' in the right conditions and if they didn't snap like a nancy wasteman twig every 10 seconds
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Aug 22, 2015 23:05
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As someone who spends 90% of his time pointing out to people that their favourite mid-table striker is actually gash, I can confirm that Dean Ashton was better and could have been fully sick if they hadn't had to replace his ankles with bits of old tin
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Aug 22, 2015 23:15
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Ewar Woowar posted:Andy Carroll is quite good and it would have been interesting to see how he had progressed if he could have stayed fit under a manager like Allardyce that played to his strengths. Allardyce wasnt actually any good with Carroll, he's had three good games in two years. All against Swansea.
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Aug 22, 2015 23:39
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Spangly A posted:Allardyce wasnt actually any good with Carroll, he's had three good games in two years. All against Swansea. He has barely played though right?
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Aug 22, 2015 23:42
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its cool newcastle have signed the serbian andy carroll
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Aug 22, 2015 23:45
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If the baggies so much as nick a point I'll be doing myself a mischief
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Spangly A posted:Allardyce wasnt actually any good with Carroll, he's had three good games in two years. All against Swansea. I hate the lanky fucker so much. I also hate Jonjo Shelvey, who despite making big announcements to the media about getting in hsape and hiring a live-in chef, still went out and got pissed on Thursday night (Rangel was his driver). And you could tell today with how easily sundrland broek throughour midfield. Poor Jack Cork can only do so much.
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Aug 23, 2015 01:17
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Andy Caroll is one of those paradoxical players whose market value is simultaneously worth £20m whilst being worth £0m to any actual team that plays football against other football teams.
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Maybe he might live up to the hype this year. There's a lot of good crosses in the team now, he's going to have the best team built for him of his career. And if he can't hack that, send him for glue, or to Cardiff or something.
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Spangly A posted:Maybe he might live up to the hype this year. There's a lot of good crosses in the team now, he's going to have the best team built for him of his career. And if he can't hack that, send him for glue, or to Cardiff or something. It's cute that you think he will actually play, he can't even put on shoes without injuring himself.
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sassassin posted:I hate the lanky fucker so much. Jack Cork is really good imo, what do you think of him
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Shrapnig posted:It's cute that you think he will actually play, he can't even put on shoes without injuring himself. Wait was that not a joke? "Carroll was thought to be nearing a return from a ligament injury which has kept him out since February, only for the England international to roll his ankle while putting on a pair of shoes." 
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pik_d posted:Wait was that not a joke? He tore his hamstring falling off a barstool, the man is a walking comedy of injuries
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Bogan Krkic posted:He tore his hamstring falling off a barstool, the man is a walking comedy of injuries I can't even tell whose just loving around at this point. Is there a legitimate point to be made by anyone that would support the idea that this person is a professional athlete
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Aug 23, 2015 04:07
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I've seen him fly through the air, destroying Wayne Rooney and David de Gea in one move. No amateur is going to pull that off.
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Aug 23, 2015 04:29
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flyingkiwi posted:Jack Cork is really good imo, what do you think of him He's both our worst (in talent) and best (in performance) midfielder. Nearest thing we have to a hard man in midfield.
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Paddyb posted:I've seen him fly through the air, destroying Wayne Rooney and David de Gea in one move. No amateur is going to pull that off. best england goal of the past ten years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98bh5gtb1Sg
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Eau de MacGowan posted:best england goal of the past ten years His technique in the air is so so good.
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Bogan Krkic posted:He tore his hamstring falling off a barstool, the man is a walking comedy of injuries Can't wait for an egg to explode in his face
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Speaking of injured West Ham strikers, Diafra Sakho just posted on his snapchat with his legs covered in ice packs. Possible hamstring issue. We now have 5 first team strikers and 4 of them are injured. The other one is Maiga. I guess it's time to re-sign Carlton Cole. Seems about right.
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I dunno where to put this, but this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jernade_Meade started for Arsenal in the cl against Olympiakos 3 years ago, and he now plays in the 9th tier of the English pyramid for Hadley FC.
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Ewar Woowar posted:His technique in the air is so so good. When he was fit he could out-jump a lot of CBs who you don't usually see getting beaten in the air. Got to think his many leg injuries will have put a stop to that though, assuming he ever stays fit for more than 2 weeks again. RIPs Big Andy.
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Maybe combining Dean Ashton & Andy Carroll's body parts you can have a striker who will play 15 games a season
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what are the rules on gene splicing?
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Al2001 posted:When he was fit he could out-jump a lot of CBs who you don't usually see getting beaten in the air. Got to think his many leg injuries will have put a stop to that though, assuming he ever stays fit for more than 2 weeks again. RIPs Big Andy. I always assumed he'd have to retire at about 31 from knee injuries because his whole game was jumping and carrying a shitload of weight, didn't expect him to be permacrocked quite so soon
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blue footed boobie posted:I dunno where to put this, but this guy: Had to look up the line up for that game and man does it bring back *bad* memories.
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rex rabidorum vires posted:Had to look up the line up for that game and man does it bring back *bad* memories. Arsenal: Szczesny; Jenkinson, Squillaci, Vermaelen, Meade; Rosicky, Ramsey, Coquelin; Oxlade-Chamberlain, Chamakh, Gervinho. This was in 2012. That had to be the worst arsenal line up outside of the CoC in like 20 years. I'm pretty sure I watched this match, but I don't remember it at all.
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blue footed boobie posted:Arsenal: Szczesny; Jenkinson, Squillaci, Vermaelen, Meade; Rosicky, Ramsey, Coquelin; Oxlade-Chamberlain, Chamakh, Gervinho. 13 Szczesny 06 Koscielny 20 Djourou yellow card 25 Jenkinson two yellow cards, red card 30 Traore 07 Rosicky 14 Walcott (Lansbury 83) 16 Ramsey 23 Arshavin yellow card 39 Coquelin (Oxlade-Chamberlain 62) 10 Van Persie (Chamakh 83) was the lineup for the 8-2.
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