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It was an accident. I was taking a nap and had a dream that I was pissing. I woke up mid-dream-stream to the horrifying discovery that I was actually mid-stream while lying on my couch. Plus I drank a lotlastnight and it stinks. I need to borrow a steam cleaner.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:56 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:39 |
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Im gay
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:58 |
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It happens to us all man. Don't worry too much about it. We all piss on a couch now and then.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:58 |
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i have never peed on a couch
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 21:59 |
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ive peed on everything else tho
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:00 |
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The important thing is you didn't poo poo yourself yo.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:00 |
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Enfield posted:ive peed on everything else tho i wouldnt pee on you if you were on fire
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:01 |
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fyodor posted:i wouldnt pee on you if you were on fire if i had to pee on something to save its life id just get anxious and wouldnt be able to pee
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:02 |
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I just peed on my couch out of solidarity for the opee
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:03 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I just peed on my couch out of solidarity for the opee Urine brothers for life!
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:05 |
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this exact scenario happened to me one time op, weird
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:07 |
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drink detergent and pee on it againfyodor posted:i wouldnt pee on you if you were on fire
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:09 |
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No, I peed on your couch!
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:10 |
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op i'll pee on your couch too, then if anyone asks about the pee you can say it was me
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:15 |
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Op pissed his moms couch and she said "urine trouble". It's funny because he's 40.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:26 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:op i'll pee on your couch too, then if anyone asks about the pee you can say it was me Screw those dudes on the train in France, you're a true hero!
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:36 |
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Just flip the cushion over poppie
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 22:46 |
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op. that is kinda hot. thanks for sharing.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 23:16 |
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I used to pee on my couch or thing when I was really blackout drunk but eventually you learn to drink alcohol better
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 23:37 |
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pics you fuckshit, show us your pissssssssssssssssssssss
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 23:38 |
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The Rage posted:pics you fuckshit, show us your pissssssssssssssssssssss But I already cleaned it up.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:14 |
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I drank a lot and did painkillers and muscle relaxers and then some xanax and I peed my bed and my phone. It was a good thing thoufh cause I needed a new phone already so peeing it was a good excuse
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:22 |
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which one of you assholes gave my cat an SA account
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:35 |
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Why on earth was your phone so close to the pisssssssssss?
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:35 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:I drank a lot and did painkillers and muscle relaxers and then some xanax and I peed my bed and my phone. It was a good thing thoufh cause I needed a new phone already so peeing it was a good excuse I like your positive attitude.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 00:35 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:39 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Op pissed his moms couch and she said "urine trouble". It's funny because he's 40.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:25 |