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enormous dogs taking enormous shits, never cleaned up after
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Aug 26, 2015 16:58
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my last place was a 1br efficiency with lovely bubbly vinyl flooring with mock wood grain, drop ceilings, layers of paint preventing doors and cabinets from closing, and black mildew painted over.
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Aug 26, 2015 16:58
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*kids on second balcony shooting muskrats and other vermin with a BB gun in the drainage creek behind the complex* wait...that was actually me.
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Aug 26, 2015 18:55
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*Water heater is shut down at least 1 day a month for maintenance. "we're sorry for the inconvenience"*
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Aug 26, 2015 19:21
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Aug 26, 2015 19:27
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*heating pilot goes out several times every winter, caused somehow by meteoric drop in outside temperature. We don't notice until the next morning when it's 40 degrees in our apartment and we can see our breath*
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Aug 26, 2015 19:48
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*Is illiterate* *Buys a bunch of sudafed* Bathtub chemistry time! edit - not me, just some very interesting neighbors. Incidentally, they gave out their address to meth heads they intended to scam. Made going in and out of the front door a lot of fun for a couple of weeks. phasmid fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Aug 26, 2015 |
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Aug 26, 2015 20:18
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im the guy using a chirp phone circa 2005 constantly who u can hear his girl screaming thru on the other side
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Aug 26, 2015 20:29
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*neighbors leave laundry in the one single dryer in the basement for like 2 hours after it's done. They aren't even home* I have like a 4 hour window of time between when I get home from work and when I need to go the gently caress to sleep. I just need to do one load of laundry  I have stopped feeling like an rear end in a top hat when I dump all their clothes onto the table down there and load my clothes into the dryer. Every week I am reminded why we, as a civilization, can't have nice things.
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Aug 26, 2015 20:38
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boiled cabbage for dinner again
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Aug 26, 2015 21:16
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*why does the entire parking lot smell like curry* *landlord does patrols twice a year to try and evict people they catch living with like 8 extra roommates who aren't on the lease*
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Aug 26, 2015 21:19
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Hard to call it a pothole now, it's really more of a pond.
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Aug 26, 2015 21:44
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Dog barks 17 hours a day. Everyday.
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Aug 26, 2015 21:53
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So we installed your A/C in backwards so it leaks water into your apartment, we also encased it in concrete for some reason. But if you wanna dig it out with a chisel and turn it around, it's no problem. I'd recommend putting a bucket under it.
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Aug 26, 2015 22:03
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The place I worked at owned one of the roads by the apartment complex. This road also happened to give access to the somehow shittier complex next to us. The road hadn't been serviced in years and had a massive amount of potholes. There were a few that were several feet in diameter and close to a foot deep, the worst of which was immediately behind a speed bump. That last one was particularly difficult to avoid at night and ended up with several people having to call for a tow truck. The company that owned the complex refused to spend any money fixing the road up because the complex next to us did not want to help out with the cost. If anyone came into the office to complain about the road, we were instructed to tell them we didn't know who owned the road, and that they should call the city about getting it fixed. My manager threw me under the bus and refused to talk to a very irate man who had already called the city and confirmed that we were the road's owners. Eventually, enough people complained to the city and they stepped in, telling our corporate office that they had a month to get the road repaved, or they would start getting fined daily.
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Aug 26, 2015 22:14
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*water is either ice cold or hot enough to melt skin there is no in between*
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Aug 26, 2015 22:55
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When I first left home and moved to a strange city I shared a bathroom with five people which had a coin operated shower. At least it encouraged water conservation I suppose. Other luxurious amenities included: - conveniently located halal butchers downstairs - delicious aromas from neighbours cooking indian food all day, every day - free entertainment when the police broke up a dog fighting ring down the street - free wake up calls in the form of the neighbour puppy who was left alone about 18 hours a day - decorative black mold - all night parties courtesy of some white drug dealer/techno DJ who looked about 12
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Aug 27, 2015 00:57
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Oh, those 2-3 car alarms going off per day? Nah, they're normal, don't worry about it, it's just the rear end in a top hat geese being assholes. I got no explanation for the guy slowly driving an SUV up the street toward a dead end with the car alarm blaring the whole way though.
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Aug 27, 2015 01:08
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I live above you. *immediately puts high heels on straight out of bed at 5am* CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP ... CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP ...
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Aug 27, 2015 02:30
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Upstairs nieghbours taste in music is either top 40 garbage or "world music", aka african or latin poo poo that is the same stupid verse repeated a million times.
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Millions of Crows posted:Upstairs nieghbours taste in music is either top 40 garbage or "world music", aka african or latin poo poo that is the same stupid verse repeated a million times. tu cuando tu cuando "beech donchu ever talk back to me again!" tu cuando tu cuando "javier please no!" tu cuando tu cuando *police sirens* tu cuando tu cuando
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Aug 27, 2015 03:08
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*bedroom roof sags with hundreds of gallons of water because maintenance is in way over their heads with renovations and leaves the water main on with no sinks in overnight* *crotchety overnight maintenance guy brings in fans to dry out your soaked and paint covered poo poo* *one week later a few guys come in to paint over the wet spot on the ceiling*
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Aug 27, 2015 03:46
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*baby cockroaches crawl out of your electrical outlets* *huge cockroaches crawl out of your dishwasher* "hey office there might be a nest in the dishwasher" *office calls in a dude to spray your cabinets, accomplishes absolutely nothing* *said cabinet spraying dude leaves your front door open for some reason while doing so, letting your indoor cat outside*
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Aug 27, 2015 03:49
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Look Right posted:I live above you. CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP Then I must live below you.  waitaminnit, I live on the top floor...
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Aug 27, 2015 03:54
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*garbage piles up outside the only dumpster in the entire 55- *wonders why is there only one loving garbage dumpster* *enjoys the aroma of soiled pampers, spoiled food and feces for the next three days* E: 55 buildings, 10-12 units each 90s Solo Cup fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Aug 28, 2015 |
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Aug 27, 2015 04:09
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Tubesock Holocaust posted:*garbage piles up outside the only dumpster in the entire 55-unit complex because the compactor's broken* *a metric fuckton of garbage piles up outside the compactor because it's broken and there is no dumpster in the whole 444 unit complex*
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Aug 27, 2015 04:11
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*hears somebody stomping above me all night even though I'm on the top floor*
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Vincent Van Goat posted:*hears somebody stomping above me all night even though I'm on the top floor* wow post this to r/nosleep.....
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Aug 27, 2015 04:36
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"What's up with the sketchy doctor and all these clothes hangers?"
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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:wow post this to r/nosleep..... gross
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Aug 27, 2015 04:39
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complain about water getting into the walls walls become soft accidentally push a hole in the wall next to your bed while sleeping nightmare hell water comes out in torrents maintenance crew removes a window-sized square of drywall and leaves wall is covered with a blue tarp by the end of the week and you get a dehumidifier for every room get some 3m masks from the corner store and hang out in the kitchen until spring
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:*performs car maintenance in parking lot* There was a rule against this in my old complex and it was bullshit that I felt no obligation to obey because sometimes fixing you loving car can't wait and so WHAT if I'm DRUNK it's my loving day off
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Upstairs neighbor wakes up the entire building screaming bloody murder at 3 am. We all run out and she screams that there is somebody in her apartment. A dozen of us comfort her, until she says that she "needs to be alone for a few minutes" so she walks into the dark parking lot alone, as we watch her door until the police arrive. The police go in, come out 5 minutes later, saying that nobody is in there, but the screen door to her balcony is busted. At this point we're all basically convinced she's crazy, and trying to get out of her lease by faking a break in. She's on the fifth floor, and there were people watching her door from the moment she came running out. In the morning, I'm walking by the outside of the building and there's freaking shoe prints on the side of the building from her balcony. Hey! New night patrol guard!
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Aug 27, 2015 05:08
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Pharmaskittle posted:There was a rule against this in my old complex and it was bullshit that I felt no obligation to obey because sometimes fixing you loving car can't wait and so WHAT if I'm DRUNK it's my loving day off when you put it that way I get it. I'm sorry for all of those negative feelings I had towards those mexicans...
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Pharmaskittle posted:and so WHAT if I'm DRUNK it's my loving day off
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Upstairs neighbor wakes up the entire building screaming bloody murder at 3 am. Have your neighbors started getting picked off one by one yet
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Aug 27, 2015 05:54
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i'm the community pool full of drunk people who can take down a case of beer but miraculously never need to get out to use the bathroom
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Aug 27, 2015 06:04
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Upstairs neighbor wakes up the entire building screaming bloody murder at 3 am. congratulations you live in a silent hill game when you wake up and your apartment is locked from the inside but a mysterious hole has appeared in your bathroom be sure to keep the forums updated
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