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reignofevil posted:Somebody pour some water on my rear end-sponge. *dips rear end-sponge into vinegar. Offers it to the so called "King of the Jews" being crucified*
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Gods damnit Flavius, I told you I'm not gay, I just really like Priapus statuettes oK!? "Gay?" I don't understand, I don't have a concept of homosexuality as a distinct identity Do you mean you don't take it up the butt? Suuure you don't 
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gonna go to the sauna with the bros and do a few slave bitches on the side and my wife is gonna listen to me happily as I recount how good Phoenician slave girls are at erotic massage
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Sep 2, 2015 00:01
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*brushes and gargles with piss before hot date tonight with Brad and Toddius*
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*gets stabbed by own son by Phoenician slave girl in slave riots fifteen years later*
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ZombieParts posted:*presents rear end for loving* Pullo!
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Pththya-lyi posted:"Gay?" I don't understand, I don't have a concept of homosexuality as a distinct identity Shut UP, Flavius. You perform oral sex on women like a dog.
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Lichy posted:gonna go to the sauna with the bros and do a few slave bitches on the side and my wife is gonna listen to me happily as I recount how good Phoenician slave girls are at erotic massage She's happy because she's thinking about her gladiator boytoy. You're getting cucked, my friend. E: She's all about the BEC (Big Ethiopian Cock) Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Sep 2, 2015 |
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*house catches on fire* *gives away majority of fortune to Crassus so his fire brigades will put it out*
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Shut UP, Flavius. You perform oral sex on women like a dog. You're right, I'm a piece of poo poo 
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Sep 2, 2015 00:06
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"I say we use lead for the pipes"
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Sep 2, 2015 00:08
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*adopts Christianity, becomes boring and uninspiring, persecutes philosophers and artists*
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DirtyMick posted:"I say we use lead for the pipes" The poop sponges that we have slaves squeeze out with their bare hands is a good touch.
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DirtyMick posted:"I say we use lead for the pipes" I think you mean plumbum, friend  Good idea!
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*is in the praetorian guard* *kills perfectly good emperor* *has no plan of succession* *sells empire to highest bidder*
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i peed in the aqua ducks
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When you think about it Caligula probably lived out the end of Slither in his own mind
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Would you like some fish oil with that?
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Sep 2, 2015 00:12
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"Disagree with Lucretius. Atoms don't exist. lovely poem too."
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*joins the Vestal Virgins* *has sex with a dude* *is immediately buried alive* 
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Sep 2, 2015 00:15
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Hey, I'm going to take these silver Denarius that we're minting and put just a liiiiiiitle less silver in them than they normally do, is that cool with everyone? ... Awesome. Let's hit the bath.
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*forces slave to give him a blowjob, then doesn't even give a thank you kiss because oral sex is generally seen as the dirtiest poo poo ever* "Gods drat you aurelis, how many times do I have to tell you not to try this poo poo"
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gently caress the Greens, Blues 4 Lyfe
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Which emperor was it whose wife challenged the most famous prostitute in Rome to see who could sleep with the most men in one night? The prostitute gave up after a while and the empress just kept on loving.
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gently caress being a slave, gently caress it - man I'm gonna save up and buy my freedom and then I'm going to buy so many slaves and I'm gonna beat the poo poo out of them. *accidentally cuts himself , gets lockjaw and spasms so hard his spine snaps*
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*sips city water* "does anyone else taste lead?"
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Heh...check out the long haired fool who prides himself a great peaceful preacher. Get the cross.
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carved on the shitters wall posted:Tæn Огв
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Sep 2, 2015 00:27
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Elagabalus = best augustus
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Man, I really hate the Emperor, how do I stick it to him? I know! I'll make up a bunch of ridiculous bullshit about how awful and depraved he is and dumb future people will just take everything I say at face value. It's perfect! *Is respected for thousands of years*
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Sep 2, 2015 00:27
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Echo Chamber posted:Elagabalus = best augustus Source your quotes
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Echo Chamber posted:Elagabalus = best augustus All hail Sol Invictus.
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captainoblivious posted:The gooniest emperor? Commodus was the goon emperor, jeez
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stabbing
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*Brings family to see the crucifixions*
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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Who wants to go see the donkey show tonight at the coliseum?
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it is glorious to live in constantinople, the real rome, capital of the basileion rhomaion. good romeing, fellow romans!
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Baracula posted:it is glorious to live in constantinople, the real rome, capital of the basileion rhomaion. good romeing, fellow romans! *gets slaughtered by Ottomans*
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Pththya-lyi posted:*gets slaughtered by Ottomans* its okay, theyre romans too
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What do you think of Ovid's new work?
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