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Amoeba102 posted:The smiles evaporating off their faces is gold. loving look at Dutton. That is the face of a man with a hot trickle of piss working its way down his leg.
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Was that Morrison encouraging a joke and then pointing out there's a microphone? Is he seeking that everyone look bad except himself? 
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Amoeba102 posted:The smiles evaporating off their faces is gold. Wait, there's video? Where?
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Anidav posted:Was that Morrison encouraging a joke and then pointing out there's a microphone? Is he seeking that everyone look bad except himself? Nah, he's just the least incompetent. MysticalMachineGun posted:Wait, there's video? Where? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGMrGlAHUq0
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Wait, there's video? Where?
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Maybe we should build a fence between the guys door and the water so he cant fall in.
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Sep 11, 2015 04:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smHdqoRgooo Far better ending.
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Sep 11, 2015 04:52
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Peter Dutton and Tony Abbott once again prove stupider than the root vegetables they resemble/consume respectivelyquote:
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Can't remember this being linked. Hardly topical, what with a fresh gently caress up every day, but I giggled: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3St7X4raC14
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Cheers for the vids, the Curb Your Enthusiasm one was amazing.Solemn Sloth posted:Peter Dutton and Tony Abbott once again prove stupider than the root vegetables they resemble/consume respectively Unfortunately it's not quite a slam dunk. Dutton could spin it as talking about those waterfront hotels/houses, etc rather than about climate change.
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Sep 11, 2015 05:05
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Freudian Slip posted:How good was Morrison at the end pointing out that there was a boom mike. Their expressions going from  to  was great.
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tawny abut should be talking up Australia But instead he is talking up sea levels gently caress that guy
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Cheers for the vids, the Curb Your Enthusiasm one was amazing. I think people with half a brain will know exactly what he meant and spin will only make him look even shittier, and those without half a brain were always going to vote LNP.
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This is amazing: No. 1 They're admitting to Climate Change being a real thing No. 2 They're joking about peoples misfortune when Climate Change takes effect No. 3 They're doing fk all about Climate Change. And it's all recorded. Wow.
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Sep 11, 2015 05:17
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Somewhere a Young Liberal was convinced that Morrison is our future Prime Minister just from watching that video.
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So the lib dems got second on the ballot paper in Canning and are preferencing labor over the liberals 
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I know. The lib dems get that shotty imported then backstab Abbott.
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Sep 11, 2015 05:23
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The thing about it is that time would mean much more if your land was going to be underwater. It doesn't even make sense! What a stupid dickhead!
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Jumpingmanjim posted:So the lib dems got second on the ballot paper in Canning and are preferencing labor over the liberals Am I misreading this? The fact that they are number 2 doesn't actually matter when it comes to preferences as the advantage of being high on the ballot is that you collect the donkey votes. These votes won't flow through to Labor due to this preference deal. The only voters that will be affected by this preference deal are people that are intentionally voting for the lib dems and get their how to vote card and then decide to follow the advice.
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Hmm. I must be thinking of the senate
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So it turns out that an 'australian jihadist' was actually an american idiot engaging in next level trolling to the point where he's instructing people on how to build bombs and encouraging attacks. http://www.theage.com.au/national/australian-is-jihadist-is-actually-an-jewish-american-troll-20150911-gjk852.html
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Anidav posted:Somewhere a Young Liberal was convinced that Morrison is our future Prime Minister just from watching that video. I'm convinced he's our future Prime Minister just from watching that video 
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-11/dutton-overheard-joking-about-sea-levels-in-pacific-islands/6768324 The ABC page with the video has been updated to include a clip of Dutton simply refusing to explain what he meant because it was a private conversation. I'm trying to strangle him through the internet but it's just not working.
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Freudian Slip posted:Am I misreading this? The fact that they are number 2 doesn't actually matter when it comes to preferences as the advantage of being high on the ballot is that you collect the donkey votes. These votes won't flow through to Labor due to this preference deal. The only voters that will be affected by this preference deal are people that are intentionally voting for the lib dems and get their how to vote card and then decide to follow the advice. it will also presumably fool a few absent minded liberal voters into picking them by accident the same way it did in the last federal election. its an idiotic perversion of democracy but its also sorta funny so who am i to complain
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SynthOrange posted:So it turns out that an 'australian jihadist' was actually an american idiot engaging in next level trolling to the point where he's instructing people on how to build bombs and encouraging attacks. In conversations with Fairfax Media, which were also cited in the affidavit, Mr Goldberg had said he did not expect any jihadist to actually carry out an attack because: "These guys are pussy keyboard warriors".
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Turns out everyone in Islamic State were fakers, plants, or just doing it ironically.
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From Reddit: 
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Anidav posted:I know. The lib dems get that shotty imported then backstab Abbott. It's not even really a backstab. Leyonhjelm has been telling Abbott to gently caress off to his face for like a year now, on and off, loudly, then slightly less loudly.
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Sep 11, 2015 05:58
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Whoever said Dutton looks like a toe was spot on
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Hey. At least a Liberal Member acknowledges climate change, right?
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Whatever's going around today, I like it.quote:Far-right group United Patriots Front to run for Senate, and campaign on right to 'bare arms' (sic).
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SynthOrange posted:So it turns out that an 'australian jihadist' was actually an american idiot engaging in next level trolling to the point where he's instructing people on how to build bombs and encouraging attacks. The moment when people started to realise trolls claiming they believe things "ironically" when they actually do believe it was the moment the shield stopped working.
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SynthOrange posted:Whatever's going around today, I like it. What's the point of having sick sleeve tats if you can't show them off tbh
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SynthOrange posted:Whatever's going around today, I like it. They are responding to the ban on going shirtless at stereosonic.
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SynthOrange posted:Whatever's going around today, I like it. With the latest nonsense going up here this week (Pauline Hanson getting called on her bullshit claims) I had a look to see what had been going on with the splitsbro group that formed immediately after the pathetic rallies, which made me smile http://www.gofundme.com/AAIfund-raiser Oh, and Pauline's response to lying to the public and being asked to apologise by the (credit where credit is due) LNP minister? Sorry, not sorry Oh, and this statement here? quote:The discussion reportedly included stories of schoolyard bullying by one "female Muslim refugee student", threats of assault from young male refugee students towards other children and female staff, and a softened approach towards poorly behaved refugee students that would otherwise result in suspension for others. There really shits me, because based on that statement, it can only be a single student in the school. Nice one.
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