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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You know what? Q isn't really that annoying. Some of his conundrums are pretty heady when you really think about them.

i bet the q smoke the dankest sniggety

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
actually there are no drugs in the federation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p81M61xCoho

www
Aug 4, 2010

Ein cooler Typ posted:

actually there are no drugs in the federation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p81M61xCoho

yea and romulan ale was illegal but everyone was drinking it

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

proof of concept posted:

i bet the q smoke the dankest sniggety

just loving look at this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0XdRxSHVKg
dude's having a blast, everyone else is squares

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

whenever you see a starfleet officer relax its always playing chess or reading a book or playing an instrument alone in their quarters its basically what a robot thinks humans do for entertainment

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

*makes high-pitched synthesized tone while being used*

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Mr. Pumroy posted:

whenever you see a starfleet officer relax its always playing chess or reading a book or playing an instrument alone in their quarters its basically what a robot thinks humans do for entertainment

They're just putting on a show for Data.

You know he'd nark on them if he caught them breaking a "rule" no real human expects humans to follow.

Casio_knight
Jul 26, 2015

*bubbles in harmony*

Casio_knight
Jul 26, 2015

lets just cruise theres no need to go that fast

fly by that thing over there it looks awesome

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Captain's log: stardate 43173.7

Commander Data has accidently shared gravity bong technology with a primitive pre-warp species; thus preventing them with the ability to achieve interstellar travel for at least 250 years.

Casio_knight
Jul 26, 2015

somewhere in space there is a planet made entirely of weed and big thc crystals

somewhere out there

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
dilithium crystals can't melt corbomite beams, jaresh-inyo did wolf 359

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"We are the borng, you have no chance to survive make your time" -the cube

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


to smoke where no man has smoked before

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

*swaggers onto holodeck*

'computer - activate Rikerweedcave01. All safeties off'

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
set phasers to blaze lol

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Tace Vim posted:

*swaggers onto holodeck*

'computer - activate Rikerweedcave01. All safeties off'

*warning chime* That level of cannabis inebriation is not recommended.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


proof of concept posted:



to smoke where no man has smoked before

I dont really like glass pieces, but I'd smoke the poo poo out of that.

Edit: Where can I get one?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'm going to get so loving high smoking all this space w33d right now holy gently caress set phasers on baked lol

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

www posted:

weed, blue dream, dank

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless



The General posted:

Edit: Where can I get one?

gently caress if I know, just google it

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Dr Cheeto posted:

Miles O'Brien crawls into a maintenance corridor, produces a bong, and lights up. The bong melts to the floor and a familiar figure rises from the liquid.

ODO: Fancy seeing you here, Chief O'Brien.

Hahaha

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

*faaaart*

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

*fart*

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

i know literally one thing from star trek and i cant believe you guys havent said that

BAKE ME UP SCOTTY

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Mr. Pumroy posted:

whenever you see a starfleet officer relax its always playing chess or reading a book or playing an instrument alone in their quarters its basically what a robot thinks humans do for entertainment

chakotay talked janeway into tripping balls with him on his space peyote machine in her ready room while on duty

she also let him take a shuttlecraft out specifically so he could get hosed up on space dust and say happy birthday to his dead dads ghost

in the 24th century indians are allowed to do whatever the gently caress they want except act

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION
*shapeshifts into a rock*

~truly understands what it means to be stoned~

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Data: "I do not understand this sensation that I feel when I rip this dank weed"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Sinding Johansson posted:

*shapeshifts into a rock*

~truly understands what it means to be stoned~

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVc79FE5Bo

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

proof of concept posted:

i bet the q smoke the dankest sniggety



He might kick the ill poetry if ppl weren't always Picarding out on him.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Picard fires Geordie for showing up to work all glassy eyed.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Arkanomen posted:

Picard fires Geordie for showing up to work all glassy eyed.

h_double
Jul 27, 2001

Dr Cheeto posted:

Miles O'Brien crawls into a maintenance corridor, produces a bong, and lights up. The bong melts to the floor and a familiar figure rises from the liquid.

ODO: Fancy seeing you here, Chief O'Brien.

:golfclap:

ass is my canvas
Jun 7, 2003

comin' down the street
*outtakes*

A group of scowling Jem'hadar secretly assemble in an unused cargo bay. "It is time... For the GREEN. We do this gladly, for we are, oh gently caress it. 2nd spark it up."

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
the warp core is a bong fyi. you can sometimes see the smoke inside wafting around.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Omega Weed in Space Station 13 is the best weed. It's got EVERYTHING in it. Also, I smoke out my weeds out of something that looks like a robots dick.



poo poo'll get you assimilated too quick.

h_double
Jul 27, 2001
Jake and Nog hiding in a storeroom taking rips, Jake makes a joke about "these good Nog nugs," commence 20 minutes of debilitating laughter and repeating the phrase "Nog nugs." The door opens, Quark enters and shakes his head with silent disapproval.

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Omega Weed in Space Station 13 is the best weed. It's got EVERYTHING in it. Also, I smoke out my weeds out of something that looks like a robots dick.



poo poo'll get you assimilated too quick.

fukkn dank as fuk lmao



:2bong::2bong::2bong::2bong:

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