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Blahsmack posted:im the drunk that lives on the third floor who fell asleep while i had something cooking and now the fire alarm is going off I'm the three different smoke batteries in the vacant apartment across the hall who all start beeping within a few days of each other because the batteries are low and of course the maintenance people have to be called three separate times because they were too stupid/lazy to change all the batteries in one shot.
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I'm the one family bitterly paying full rent in a Section 8 complex
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Happy Bear Suit posted:i'm the terrible odor emanating from your neighbors unit because they have a huge indoor dog that pisses and shits everywhere but the owners dont give a gently caress i knew somebody whose roommate did this and their apartment had that perpetual dried poop smell at all times and their clothes would smell like it even if they werent home i guess they got used to it and didnt even notice they literally smelled like poo poo. the poo poo wouldnt be in plain sight but like behind tv, under tables, etc.
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*can tell what time of the day it is by the amount of random gunfire heard*
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Howard Beale posted:I'm the one family bitterly paying full rent in a Section 8 complex This is actually me
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Sep 14, 2015 03:54
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T Bowl posted:This is the biggest scam part usually of how most apartment complexes try to keep most if not all of your deposit, even if you're a clean person. we rented a house and once we moved out we got charged $1,000 for steam cleaning even though we specifically said we loving steam cleaned the carpets once all our furniture was out and we were locking the doors for the last time cunts
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Robo Reagan posted:we rented a house and once we moved out we got charged $1,000 for steam cleaning even though we specifically said we loving steam cleaned the carpets once all our furniture was out and we were locking the doors for the last time temped for university apartments in college and they totally did this to a lot of the foreign language student apartments because they knew the language barrier would keep them from noticing/complaining was sketchy as gently caress and I reported it to my temp agency but I doubt they did anything #college
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Sep 14, 2015 04:59
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PUGGERNAUT posted:temped for university apartments in college and they totally did this to a lot of the foreign language student apartments because they knew the language barrier would keep them from noticing/complaining poo poo, my college just let the places go until they were so nasty they had to close whole housing blocks for total overhauls
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Sep 14, 2015 05:40
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i'm the tenant on the first floor who decides to take her party just outside of the building so you can hear literally ever word because the walls in this place are made of fuckin paper
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Sep 14, 2015 05:56
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I was the old lady at the end of the triplex who wears sweaters and goes for walks in 100 degree weather, and confronts the other two tenants about 'taking over the building with our cigarettes and beer' I am the thirty-something dude at the other end of the triplex who gets drunk and validates her by smashing her taillights with a hammer later that night I was the clueless middle tenant talking to the cops. I now live in a house.
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I'm your roommate who told you he'd smoke up outside after you moved in, out of deference to breathing trouble, and later chides you when reminded, because "you should have known better to have moved in with a pothead"
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Howard Beale posted:I'm the pickup truck not from management that shows up within five minutes of someone putting any kind of furniture out by the dumpster, even mattresses I'm the pile of furniture, electronics and bedding that nobody wants and eventually gets rained on after sitting for 3 days, then gets funky for 2 more days before someone finally hauls everything away. I'm also the glass shards from the busted-up CRT TV someone scavenged for copper and left for management to (eventually) clean up. Pretty Lady Blob posted:i'm the constantly broken gate arm because apparently waiting 2 seconds for it to go up is just asking too much from some people. I'm the guy who scoots up real close to your bumper so I can get through the gate because my gf won't have a keycard made for me because I'm not on the lease. 90s Solo Cup fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Sep 14, 2015 |
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Sep 14, 2015 08:36
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Pretty Lady Blob posted:i'm the constantly broken gate arm because apparently waiting 2 seconds for it to go up is just asking too much from some people. I'm the gate arm that's inexplicably mounted 7 feet in the air so people just drive under it.
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Robo Reagan posted:we rented a house and once we moved out we got charged $1,000 for steam cleaning even though we specifically said we loving steam cleaned the carpets once all our furniture was out and we were locking the doors for the last time Deposit is just an extra payment, you never get that poo poo back even if you were Mr. Clean himself. Also, I am literally the guy eating peanut butter out of a jar for food at 2am because you're starving and everything in your place requires cooking, which would be fine except the fire alarms get set off by absolutely everything and ring through the whole building Boiling water, windows open, oven fan on, BEEP BEEP BEEP...BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Sep 14, 2015 14:38
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Batterypowered7 posted:Scrappers are loving awful, too. A lot of the time they'd slash mattresses to get at the metal coils and just make a huge loving mess. more than once I came out to the dumpster to find a scrapper punching a hole in an old AC unit to let all the (probably extremely bad for the environment) coolant out so he could sell the copper coils hissssssssss
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Sep 14, 2015 15:57
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Deposit is just an extra payment, you never get that poo poo back even if you were Mr. Clean himself. i used to think that but i've gotten my full deposit back the last 4 times I moved
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Sep 14, 2015 15:58
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:i used to think that but i've gotten my full deposit back the last 4 times I moved Same, including both of the apartments that I rented while I was smoking cigarettes (indoors, too)  I think that the more "corporate" a complex is, the less lovely they are about giving back your deposit. They were gonna deep clean that place for the next tenants, anyway. The next place after those two I didn't pay a deposit for because it was a horrible shady poo poo house, and I expect a 50/50 chance on the current place because it was already a dump when I moved in. Guess what, landlady? That weird gouge in the floor was already there before I bought an office chair 
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Sep 14, 2015 16:17
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im the retard hosting keg parties in a 6 apartment house every other weekend
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Sep 14, 2015 16:29
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Ceciltron posted:I'm your roommate who told you he'd smoke up outside after you moved in, out of deference to breathing trouble, and later chides you when reminded, because "you should have known better to have moved in with a pothead" It messes with your breathing? Really?
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Sep 14, 2015 17:13
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radiatinglines posted:It messes with your breathing? Really? Makes my sinuses stuff up like the dickens. It's liveable but unpleasant.
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Sep 14, 2015 17:24
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Just loving bees everywhere. Everywhere
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Sep 14, 2015 17:40
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^^^where the gently caress are they coming from? There's not even hives hanging anywhere..
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Sep 14, 2015 18:11
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Large Mexican family somehow all living in a 1BR apartment across the hall from me constantly playing music that makes me feel like I'm in a Quentin Tarantino movie DreamShipWrecked posted:fire alarms get set off by absolutely everything and ring through the whole building I've taken to taping a plastic bag onto the ceiling over it when I cook
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Sep 14, 2015 18:30
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im the old carpets, broken beer bottles, fast food wrappers, cigarette butts and dry wall laying in the light well
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Sep 14, 2015 19:00
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Okay we get it, you're trying to hide pot smell but you dump so much incense into the air, 24/7, that the lack of subtlety completely defeats the purpose. Ugh who thinks incense smells good?
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Sep 14, 2015 19:09
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I'm the huge-rear end bedframe propped up against the dumpster because buddy couldn't find someone to help him lift it up and in.
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Sep 14, 2015 19:40
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I'm the thousands of bats that come out and make the balconies and sidewalks completely inaccessible every other night.
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Sep 14, 2015 19:52
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mamelon posted:Okay we get it, you're trying to hide pot smell but you dump so much incense into the air, 24/7, that the lack of subtlety completely defeats the purpose. nag champa is the poo poo but gently caress those people who burn the lovely walmart incense
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maintenance is finally replacing the ancient wooden shingles on my building but theyre right outside my window right now so i can pound one out before i go into work 
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Sep 14, 2015 20:26
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mamelon posted:Ugh who thinks incense smells good? nah like proper classic sandalwood is ok in moderation. i couldn't use it myself though, that smell gets everywhere Robot Randy posted:maintenance is finally replacing the ancient wooden shingles on my building but theyre right outside my window right now so i can pound one out before i go into work well if you can, then what are you waiting for?
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Sep 14, 2015 20:31
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The White Dragon posted:nah like proper classic sandalwood is ok in moderation. i couldn't use it myself though, that smell gets everywhere Yeah, sandlewood is nice and so are like some of the fruit and spice types. Just don't burn more than like one stick a day, though, please  It lasts a couple hours on its own and the smell will linger after it's finished burning.
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Sep 14, 2015 20:38
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Second apartment I ever had...I've never been one to bang on the ceiling because of noise but one night it sounded like a rave upstairs. I banged a couple times then just turned the tv up but it wouldn't stop. Turns out the guy was being beaten with a baseball bat and the paramedics had trouble id'ing him. He lived, I think.
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Sep 14, 2015 22:02
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Jedi Knight Luigi posted:
A condom also works, while setting the mood for after dinner activities
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Sep 14, 2015 22:55
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Smoke detectors are really easy to just pull down, guys.
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Sep 15, 2015 01:34
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Avernus posted:Smoke detectors are really easy to just pull down, guys. Mine have those kind of wires that go into them. Had an issue before where it would beep for no reason. But after blowing air through the little chamber it stopped. Also apartment rules about not tampering with the smoke detectors. so you don't disturb the hidden cameras!
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Sep 15, 2015 01:36
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This thread makes me feel bad in retrospect as one of my exes was a screamer in the sack whose bedroom abutted her neighbors bedroom. Sorry lesbian ladies you were cool and had a nice porch garden 
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Sep 15, 2015 02:56
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Blahsmack posted:im the old carpets, broken beer bottles, fast food wrappers, cigarette butts and dry wall laying in the light well Im coming out of your security deposit
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Sep 15, 2015 10:39
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MC Hawking posted:This thread makes me feel bad in retrospect as one of my exes was a screamer in the sack whose bedroom abutted her neighbors bedroom. Sorry lesbian ladies you were cool and had a nice porch garden Former neighbor was a screamer too, but you could hear her anywhere even outside the building. Like people need to learn how to have stealthy sex or at least hold it in a bit.
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Sep 15, 2015 10:43
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I just got my full security deposit back from my scummy student housing landlord. It's awesome and such an unexpected treat. He must be quitting soon or going senile. Also sex with screamers is awesome
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I lived above retarded white trash idiots, the oldest lady whom had an adult daughter who got pregnant by a felon and then had her own daughter...who was 4 years old and I felt bad for her because she was growing up in some major poo poo. The mom and daughter fought constantly and I'd hear the daughter screaming 'GET OUTTA MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOM!' constantly like an angry little kid. Sometimes the granddaughter would just be sitting out on the porch by herself, overlooking the parking lot and not saying anything while her grandmother and mom were throwing poo poo at each other inside the apt. 
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