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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Australia, slightly less terrible than yesterday, but not by much.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Managed to get some sneaky footage of Tony this morning

https://youtu.be/rJ9y1c73-IM?t=22s

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Solemn Sloth posted:

The entire Liberal party is literally innumerate, and will likely get away with it anyway.

That's loving brazen

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

Amoeba102 posted:

Tony Abbott to be revealed as the Chasers longest running prank.

Noice.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

webmeister posted:

Managed to get some sneaky footage of Tony this morning

https://youtu.be/rJ9y1c73-IM?t=22s

Driving around Canberra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUyWS6j5rS4

Unimpressed
Feb 13, 2013

Solemn Sloth posted:

The entire Liberal party is literally innumerate, and will likely get away with it anyway.

No, they just think the public at large is innumerate. And they may be right. Let's see just how much Mal respects the intelligence of the voter.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Tony Abbott is still technically PM and a DD would be an amazing conclusion that will probably cut down Bill Shorten.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
To the tune of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKIocZ3WbgE

When on the road to sweet Parly,
Hurroo Hurroo
When on the road to sweet Parly,
Hurroo Hurroo
When on the road to sweet Parly
A stick in the mud, A boat in the eye
A doleful Bolt I heard cry
Tony I hardly knew ya

Where are the eyes that looked so mean,
Hurroo Hurroo
Where are the eyes that looked so mean,
Hurroo Hurroo
Where are the eyes that looked so mean
When my poor Julia you first did cream
Why did ya run for the leadership
Tony I hardly knew ya

We had bombs and flags and flags and bombs,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had bombs and flags and flags and bombs,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had bombs and flags and flags and bombs
Labor Party never slew ya
Tony I hardly knew ya

Where are the legs with which you bike,
Hurroo Hurroo
Where are the legs with which you bike,
Hurroo Hurroo
Where are the legs with which you bike,
When first you went to stutter at mics
Indeed your speaking days are done
Tony I hardly knew ya

We had boats and tax and tax and boats,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had boats and tax and tax and boats,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had boats and tax and tax and boats,
Labor Party never slew ya
Tony I hardly knew ya

You hadn't a heart, you hadn't a head,
Hurroo Hurroo
You hadn't a heart, you hadn't a head,
Hurroo Hurroo
You hadn't a heart, you hadn't a head,
You're a spineless, brainless, chickenshit dreg
You'll have to be put with the bowl to beg
Tony I hardly knew ya

We had coal and oil and oil and coal,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had coal and oil and oil and coal,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had coal and oil and oil and coal,
Labor Party never slew ya
Tony I hardly knew ya

I'm happy for to see ya gone,
Hurroo Hurroo
I'm happy for to see ya gone,
Hurroo Hurroo
I'm happy for to see ya gone
In Canberra you're done
Tony I hardly knew ya

We had 'ditch the witch' and 'Bob Brown's' bitch,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had 'ditch the witch' and 'Bob Brown's' bitch,
Hurroo Hurroo
We had 'ditch the witch' and 'Bob Brown's' bitch,
Labor Party never slew ya
Tony I hardly knew ya

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



It's time for your counterdawg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lEelz0iUJo

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

hooman posted:

To the tune of this

:vince:

Frogfingers
Oct 10, 2012

Anidav posted:

Tony Abbott is still technically PM and a DD would be an amazing conclusion that will probably cut down Bill Shorten.

Nah he would just ask "whose really in charge here" in a real smug way and then be spilled three months into his reign, heralding 1000 years of Antonius Albanius Caesar.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Anidav posted:

Tony Abbott is still technically PM and a DD would be an amazing conclusion that will probably cut down Bill Shorten.



some men just want to watch the world burn.

it would be glorious.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Seagull posted:

did Tony cry yet

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.
http://www.ntnews.com.au/

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
Thanks for the meme roundup, news24

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
A coup on Shorten isn't far off now.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Can you feel the rhythm? Albomania.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
Is that really going to happen? Rudd's leadership voting rules make it much more difficult.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

I heard Turnbull can't be sworn in because Abbott is MIA. Confirm/deny.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Amethyst posted:

Is that really going to happen?

No.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Amoeba102 posted:

I heard Turnbull can't be sworn in because Abbott is MIA. Confirm/deny.

In that case Harold Holt is still PM

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Solemn Sloth posted:

In that case Harold Holt is still PM

If only the body turned up, we could have been Weekend at Bernies-ing ever since.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Lmao at Murdoch feeling a November election too.

Ragingsheep
Nov 7, 2009
PatriciaKarvelas ‏@PatsKarvelas 4m4 minutes ago
So @TurnbullMalcolm can't be sworn in because no one has heard from Tony Abbott about his plans. Curious stuff #auspol

lmao they really can't find Tony?

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Solemn Sloth posted:

In that case Harold Holt is still PM

he's still PM of my heart.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
hahah imagine if we literally never saw Tony ever again

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Amoeba102 posted:

I heard Turnbull can't be sworn in because Abbott is MIA. Confirm/deny.
That's what :twentyfour: just said. Abbott hasn't handed in his resignation yet, which technically has to happen before Turnbull is sworn in.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Ragingsheep posted:

PatriciaKarvelas ‏@PatsKarvelas 4m4 minutes ago
So @TurnbullMalcolm can't be sworn in because no one has heard from Tony Abbott about his plans. Curious stuff #auspol

lmao they really can't find Tony?

Where's (the) Wally.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

hooman posted:

To the tune of this:

Perfect :allears:

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Anidav posted:

Lmao at Murdoch feeling a November election too.

So with Tone getting the arse, how much pull over the Libs has he lost?

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Abbott's gonna try and drive around for 4 more days.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

He's hiding til friday to get his pension

Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

Is he going to try hiding until he reaches the 2 year mark in order to get the extra pension entitlements?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I would laugh so hard.

Ragingsheep
Nov 7, 2009
I'm going to laugh so hard if Tony refuses to resign.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He's sitting in the back of the car furiously googling "how write speech -boats"

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Pyne is looking so smug.

Other
Jul 10, 2007

Post it easy!
C'mon Tones just give up. Unless you had Cosgrove ferreted away to a secret location you're currently driving to and you're sure he'll assent to a DD you've got no options left short of Turnbull 'inexplicably' dying before you resign

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Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?

Shakugan posted:

Is he going to try hiding until he reaches the 2 year mark in order to get the extra pension entitlements?

all they found was a pair of budgie on the beach

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