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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzO2mi4uHAs

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Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
"We realise that paedophilia isn't going anywhere, so we ought to find a way to deal with the lust for children in a way that keeps actual kids out of the equation. Hence, robots. It's child molestation, without the children."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-echochambers-28353238

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax


"life-like"

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUzUGbWBOe8

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
let the machine fulfill your fantasys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcaGGCf5TPE

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Throwdini posted:

"We realise that paedophilia isn't going anywhere, so we ought to find a way to deal with the lust for children in a way that keeps actual kids out of the equation. Hence, robots. It's child molestation, without the children."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-echochambers-28353238

"As a mom and a woman I find nothing more vile than child predators and rapists, and even the idea of using metal and silicone computer humans to reform paedophiles upsets me," writes Eve Vawter for the Mommyish blog. "I'm not sure anything can be used to reform these people, and I have been known to say we should send them all to rat island where they can victimize each other and eat rats."


this is ironic as i have the same feelings about people who write parenting blogs

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
So those of you who think that sexbots would be serious competition for human partners should look at the people who buy blow-up dolls and love pillows. Hint: it's not the kinds of guys women are usually interested in dating.





"These are all cool dudes, I want to be just like them"
:goonsay:

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
they're just all pioneers i wish i had such bravery

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Throwdini posted:

"We realise that paedophilia isn't going anywhere, so we ought to find a way to deal with the lust for children in a way that keeps actual kids out of the equation. Hence, robots. It's child molestation, without the children."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-echochambers-28353238

I get the feeling that professional Robot Ethicists have a level of intellectual rigor similar to forums-user Eripsa.

Mommyblogger Eve Vawter posted:

I have been known to say we should send them (pedophiles) all to rat island where they can victimize each other and eat rats."


Can we please send all mommybloggers and robot ethicists and pedophiles to rat island to victimize eachother and eat rats?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Pththya-lyi posted:

So those of you who think that sexbots would be serious competition for human partners should look at the people who buy blow-up dolls and love pillows. Hint: it's not the kinds of guys women are usually interested in dating.

"These are all cool dudes, I want to be just like them"
:goonsay:

So disabled/grotesque people should not have the chance to gently caress an approximation of a beautiful human because you're a sad lady ?

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Pththya-lyi posted:

So those of you who think that sexbots would be serious competition for human partners should look at the people who buy blow-up dolls and love pillows. Hint: it's not the kinds of guys women are usually interested in dating.





"These are all cool dudes, I want to be just like them"
:goonsay:

if i had to choose between a tire vagina and any lady blogger id have to ask what brand of tire

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Decebal posted:

So disabled/grotesque people should not have the chance to gently caress an approximation of a beautiful human because you're a sad lady ?

Not at all! They have my blessings. I just don't want to date them is all

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
the question is, do sex robots make more or less Jon Pops? makes you think

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

the question is, do sex robots make more or less Jon Pops? makes you think

i bet if jon pop bought a sex robot it would never let him gently caress

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Do It Once Right posted:

I get the feeling that professional Robot Ethicists have a level of intellectual rigor similar to forums-user Eripsa.

lol i remember that guy what ever happend to him?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

deep impact on vhs posted:

i bet if jon pop bought a sex robot it would never let him gently caress

ACCESS DENIED

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
This sounds a lot better than sticking my dick in a toaster

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I am a robot ethicist. My doctoral thesis covered gloryholes as primitive sex robots which vary wildly in quality, performance, and reliability.
Google please hire me to your teledildonics r&d team.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
oooo0o the sex bots are starting to be made already?

exciting! :D

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

ACCESS DENIED

jon pop can't even gently caress a cold, lifeless robot built for sex

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

The people using these aren't exactly people you'd want interacting with anyone else.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
i want a sex bot that looks and feels like a real person and also has free will and can do what it wants even break up with me

beathhail
Aug 21, 2015
All you fuckers need to start listening to the Space Pope.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Maldoror posted:

i want a sex bot that looks and feels like a real person and also has free will and can do what it wants even break up with me

i bet that would void the warranty too :argh:

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
god I HATE ALL WOMEN so MUCH!

KongMu
May 8, 2005



War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
"pak Chooie Unf," the robot said as it was ferociously pounded from behind

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

KongMu posted:

"pak Chooie Unf," the robot said as it was ferociously pounded from behind

lol

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer

Android Bicyclist posted:

It makes sense they'd be threatened by technology that would rob them of the ability to control men using their sex.

Jon Pop's Sleeper Account finally makes it's move.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


this dude is in all the realdoll documentaries and i can't get over his hairline

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
id lick a robo booty hole

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

You can't fight the future.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

You can't fight the future.



Example #3 always cracks me up

All the sophisticated gentlemen love their their horny schoolgirl centaur body pillows :allears:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Haha

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

mdm posted:

id lick a robo booty hole

can they program the butthole to stink?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

KongMu posted:

"pak Chooie Unf," the robot said as it was ferociously pounded from behind

:frogon:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

"Such a use of the technology is unnecessary and undesirable, said campaign leader Dr Kathleen Richardson."



Glass houses, lady

vvv :laugh:

Somehow this is exactly how I would've pictured a "robot ethicist" looking.

KongMu
May 8, 2005



War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

PAK CHOOIE UNF

DATA: SEX THE LONELY MAN

DATA: PROTECT HIM FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE

PAK CHOOIE UNF

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Welp, unbookmarking this cluster gently caress.

:gonk:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Welp, unbookmarking this cluster gently caress.

:gonk:

now unbookmark forums.somethingawful.com :twisted:

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

You can't fight the future.


So for the people who fetishize schoolgirl centaurs do they put the vajayjay on the front for the schoolgirl part or the back for the horse part?

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