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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

:mrgw:

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Captain Yossarian posted:

Anyone want to smoke some crack and eat pizza hut? I have PlayStation and we can even touch noodles if u want?

yeah, you bring the crack and I'll bring the pizza hut- actually you bring the pizza hut too.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
These are pretty much barracks stories with harder drugs and sadder people

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
:boom: this is my favorite smiley

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Booblord Zagats posted:

These are pretty much barracks stories with harder drugs and sadder people

so crack heads and other flop house inhabitants got more stable/better lives than marines?

white mans burping
Feb 24, 2015
:siren: :siren: thread update: still sucks :siren: :siren:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Enfield posted:

:boom: this is my favorite smiley

I figured it would be:supaburn:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
no its this one :boom: shes dancing like shed 22. (huge taytay fan here)

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

goatse.cx haver posted:

BET YALL COWARDS DONT EVEN SMOKE CRACK

Crack's OK for what it is. Junkie whores are tedious. Never slept with a legit crackhead.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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ChairmanMeow posted:

so crack heads and other flop house inhabitants got more stable/better lives than marines?

Depends on where the barracks is I guess. I mean Yuma, 29 Palms, Cherry Point, and Legeune are probably on the same level as a So Cal crack-house, but Miramar, Kāne'ohe Bay, Pendleton and a few others are closer to a frat house than a crack-house

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

The Noble Nobbler posted:

Goons are awesome, because they are so coddled and angsty and they know they can't justify it.

OP, you're a soldier. Keep on.

i can justify anything

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

that's just mean spirited

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


oh, akso i get laid on a weekly basis*slips off barstool*

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Enfield posted:


oh, akso i get laid on a weekly basis*slips off barstool*

Is she blind or fat or desperate?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tony Homo posted:

Is she blind or fat or desperate?

you seem mad

EnabledAssman
Dec 29, 2008

Enfield posted:

you seem mad

What is your avatar

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

EnabledAssman posted:

What is your avatar

thats my face

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i have to go, bye

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Enfield posted:

you seem mad

You're the dick head making GBS threads up all the threads with your pent up anger from frying your face.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
:boom:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
every thread, really?
why is enfield got burnt the cuck equivalent
also when is cuck going to be over?

Tony Homo posted:

You're the dick head making GBS threads up all the threads with your pent up anger from frying your face.
some one bought him that AV. he's not the one bringing it up 70% of the time

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

pretty uninteresting for a crackhouse thread.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

shut the gently caress up you moron

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Darkman Fanpage posted:

shut the gently caress up you moron

drat, im sorry i offended you with staredog? my bad bro. lets do a shot

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
check this out :staredog:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
fart

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Enfield posted:

check this out :staredog:

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I did smoke crack one time, but it was after I lived in the hotel, when I lived with a guy that was basically a young Dwayne Johnson as an Ecstasy dealer.

The Trap
Oct 14, 2015

by Cowcaster
This is not a crackhouse. Crackhouse don't charge rent, because the "owners" change weekly. Whoever has the best dope, and most guns the traphouse. And no trapper is going to let someone lay around the house without contributing. You would have had to have sucked dick, or served basers on the corner. And their are no zany adventures where you shoplift and hang out with little teen hooker with harts of gold.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

The Trap posted:

This is not a crackhouse. Crackhouse don't charge rent, because the "owners" change weekly. Whoever has the best dope, and most guns the traphouse. And no trapper is going to let someone lay around the house without contributing. You would have had to have sucked dick, or served basers on the corner. And their are no zany adventures where you shoplift and hang out with little teen hooker with harts of gold.

im not a shitposter but im literally stewing in a poo poo chili of my own making while posting.

The Trap
Oct 14, 2015

by Cowcaster

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

im not a shitposter but im literally stewing in a poo poo chili of my own making while posting.

Just being real. I hate how goons proclaim to be progressives and jump on anyone that perceive as being racist, homophobic, or sexist and than they turn and pull this soft racism bullshit.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

The Trap posted:

Just being real. I hate how goons proclaim to be progressives and jump on anyone that perceive as being racist, homophobic, or sexist and than they turn and pull this soft racism bullshit.

i am starting to think you arent even a real transsexual

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



ChairmanMeow posted:

every thread, really?
why is enfield got burnt the cuck equivalent
also when is cuck going to be over?

some one bought him that AV. he's not the one bringing it up 70% of the time

cuck isn't a phase, its a lifestyle

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Business Gorillas posted:

cuck isn't a phase, its a lifestyle

:wink: I know but some things is private

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

the shooting beer story was ok

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The Trap posted:

This is not a crackhouse. Crackhouse don't charge rent, because the "owners" change weekly. Whoever has the best dope, and most guns the traphouse. And no trapper is going to let someone lay around the house without contributing. You would have had to have sucked dick, or served basers on the corner. And their are no zany adventures where you shoplift and hang out with little teen hooker with harts of gold.

"teen hookers" are actually known as "victims of the commercial sexual exploitation of children"

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
But if you see them as hookers I guess keep carrying on there aatrek

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
d&d says what

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

"teen hookers" are actually known as "victims of the commercial sexual exploitation of children"

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

But if you see them as hookers I guess keep carrying on there aatrek

Troll?

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