smooth jazz posted:I heard about Haier and his clingy chinese hillbilly relationships but this is ridiculous.
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Bloodnose posted:China has a few superrich lady businessmen and in contrast with the men who are rent-seeking land developers or tech people who copied silicon valley poo poo after the government blocked it, they tend to be clever self-made tycoons. My aunt is one of these ladies. Very shrewd, hardworking (at one point owned a business while also holding down a mid level executive position in another) and just a little batshit. She's very nice to me, but always talked poo poo on my dad for emigrating and also trying to convince me to come live with her and all her riches. At the same time, she is the unquestioned matriarch and primary breadwinner for my family over there and is a badass.
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 17:41 |
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smooth jazz posted:Over the years I've met many Mainland Chinese and some have become good friends. I brought this up like 10 pages back, but it's one of the first thing non-Chinese tend to notice about Chinese. My theory is poor tooth brushing, heavy smoking, high garlic and onion and oil and salt consumption, tea, and not drinking enough water (I met so many people who drink like two cups of water per 24 hours, which is actually a major cause of poo poo breath), and whatever else they consume all leads to dehydration and funky stink. The only way I approach it is to directly tell them. They can't and won't do anything about it, but it's just nice to make them self-conscious. Chinese have no filter when they speak, and often tell each other poo poo that would get them slapped or "unfriended" in the West. They might get a hurt by your directness, but it's okay, because they'll do it to you at some point anyway. If it's bad and they are close, I pull back and wave the air in front of me, and when they stop and ask why I say "your breath stinks." If I don't want to offend, I give them water and ask them to drink as much as possible. It sucks having to carry gum for other people, but if you don't want to smell someone's stomach contents when hanging out with them, you have to. Being on a crowded bus is horrible, because it's like 50 open bags of manure with fans over them pointed at your nose. I have no tolerance. I used to try the Western manners of tolerating it and pretending it wasn't there, but at some point it just broke me and I was tired of my eyes watering and stomach turning. etalian posted:Haier travelled thousands of miles to just get laid by chinese hillbillies. Okay, I've gone from Chinese MILF Hunter to Hillbilly Lady Plunger in this thread. God drat it. Ooh that uniform so scandalous And you know another nige can't handle it So you shakin that assembly line like who's the ish With a look in yer single eye-lids so devilish Uh You like to dance on the hot pot spots And you stand on the bus to connect the dots Not just hometown province, she like the pop 'Cause she was 'Livin' La Vida Loca' She worked in dumps on a truck, truck, truck Eating chicken thighs like what, what, what Baby, cut open those pants so we can see your butt, butt, butt I think I'll sing it again She had teeth like a truck, truck, truck Fat thighs what, what, what All night long Let me see that nong
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 17:47 |
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Haier posted:Hillbilly Lady Plunger
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:55 |
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Riptor posted:what tiny backwater town do you live in where this is possible Boston.
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:58 |
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Haier posted:Okay, I've gone from Chinese MILF Hunter to Hillbilly Lady Plunger in this thread. God drat it. Hillbilly Lady Plunger would be a rad forum name
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:59 |
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etalian posted:Hillbilly Lady Plunger would be a rad forum name mods namechange please
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 19:15 |
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Haier posted:Okay, I've gone from Chinese MILF Hunter to Hillbilly Lady Plunger in this thread. God drat it. Namechange please.
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 19:22 |
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ranbo das posted:I just had my first run-in with someone from mainland china over in the good old US of A. I was working out on one of the machines in my apartment's gym today when I hear the door open and close, and next thing i know there's a little kid (he must have been like 2) playing "stick your hand in between the plates of my machine and try not to get your arm crushed" right beside me. For those who dont know the setup is something like this gey
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 20:04 |
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quote:odd thing happened when movers came to box up Ruth Kirchner's furnishings as she was preparing to return to Berlin after a decade in China. The chief packer made a beeline for the German journalist's globe to see whether it was politically correct. lol
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 20:13 |
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Just had a odd Chinese Tourist experience. My wife and I were in line behind a Chinese tour group at the London eye. Boarding works like this: the wheel rotates slowly enough that you are expected to get on and off while the capsules are in motion. The doors open, the previous group jumps off and the attendants start frantically waving you in. Capsules seemed to hold around 20 people. When it was their turn to start filling carriages, eight or nine of that group jumped on and the other 10 or so just stood and stared. The attendants immediately gave up and started gesturing at us instead. We went around and jumped on with a few other families. I thought us lucky as ours had like half the number of people as I'd seen loaded into previous carriages. However, the Chinese group monopolized the best viewing spots for the whole half hour. A mother and daughter stood next to each other and each silently trained identical cameras on Big Ben, literally filming it nonstop for the entire trip. A couple of others stared out the window looking bored. The rest mostly stood or sat unmoving with their backs against the glass fiddling with phones/tablets or yelling at each other. None looked happy to be there or interested in the view. One older lady mostly seemed interested in taking pictures of my son. As we were approaching the end of the ride, one couple started unpacking food and laying out snacks on the big central bench. Minutes later we were all being herded off the capsule while they were still sitting and eating. I heard the attendants yelling at them but can't imagine they would have had time to gather their poo poo and get off. They didn't stop the wheel so for all I know they ride it still.
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# ? Oct 26, 2015 21:37 |
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Wanna see a bony Chinese rear end appear as the doors to a London Eye pod slide open, slowly making GBS threads, the other podmates exiting to the left and right of him in some disorganized lazy manner, as his poo poo drags out across the whole platform and no one bothers to try to get on and the staff literally put their hands in their pockets and look away.
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Haier posted:The only way I approach it is to directly tell them. They can't and won't do anything about it, but it's just nice to make them self-conscious. Chinese have no filter when they speak, and often tell each other poo poo that would get them slapped or "unfriended" in the West. They might get a hurt by your directness, but it's okay, because they'll do it to you at some point anyway. If it's bad and they are close, I pull back and wave the air in front of me, and when they stop and ask why I say "your breath stinks." If I don't want to offend, I give them water and ask them to drink as much as possible. It sucks having to carry gum for other people, but if you don't want to smell someone's stomach contents when hanging out with them, you have to. Wait, hold the phone They really asked you a "why" question?
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smooth jazz posted:I refuse to believe that 5000 years of civilization hasn't been able to figure out that paint stripping bad breath is unattractive but this seems to be the case. Hygiene is relatively new. Tooth brushing doesn't seem to be that common and a lot of people don't shower much either. Asian people believe they have no body odor so clearly the awful stench in enclosed environments is just in your head. Students will immediately ask "Where is China?" upon seeing any map. A friend asked me what book I was reading and I told her it was about medieval England, and she asked what it said about China. I told her it said nothing because it is about medieval England. Then she said it wasn't interesting since it wasn't about China. Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Oct 26, 2015 |
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MonkeyHate posted:Just had a odd Chinese Tourist experience. Seems relatively tame, what with no making GBS threads on the floor and no attempts to open the door while far above ground. Grand Fromage posted:Students will immediately ask "Where is China?" upon seeing any map. A friend asked me what book I was reading and I told her it was about medieval England, and she asked what it said about China. I told her it said nothing because it is about medieval England. Then she said it wasn't interesting since it wasn't about China. Any other countries where they do that?
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:10 |
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Somebody in one of these threads related a story about a globe in Korea that had a sticker placed over it to replace "Sea of Japan" with "East Sea," and also make Korea bigger and Japan smaller.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:21 |
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Americans do the same thing except with Israel.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Americans do the same thing except with Israel.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:32 |
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hi liter posted:My aunt is one of these ladies. Very shrewd, hardworking (at one point owned a business while also holding down a mid level executive position in another) and just a little batshit. She's very nice to me, but always talked poo poo on my dad for emigrating and also trying to convince me to come live with her and all her riches. I'm going to guess living under her rule is probably as close as you can get to torture without having to break out the dental tools.
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kalstrams posted:So there's a giant Israel next to a Liberty Sea? Yes, and when in Israel visit the Freedom Forest for delicious olives, watered with Palestinian tears.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:49 |
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So was that guy blocking the tanks in Tianamen Square just trying to cut in line?
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 02:00 |
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smooth jazz posted:So was that guy blocking the tanks in Tianamen Square just trying to cut in line? What was in those plastic bags he was carrying?
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 02:24 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:What was in those plastic bags he was carrying? Pringles, Kinder Bueno, milk powder and a Japanese rice cooker.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 02:36 |
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The greatest superpower in the world is pretty drat insecure
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 02:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRrV1ff33iM
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 02:48 |
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the us navy just sailed within 12 miles of the scs islands so expect lots of internet meltdowns and deer-in-the-headlights conduct from the ccp
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Fojar38 posted:the us navy just sailed within 12 miles of the scs islands so expect lots of internet meltdowns and deer-in-the-headlights conduct from the ccp normally I would cheer against china trying to take everything in sight in a really childish way but this just reeks of the U.S. military industrial complex trying to churn some more cash
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 04:25 |
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syscall girl posted:normally I would cheer against china trying to take everything in sight in a really childish way but this just reeks of the U.S. military industrial complex trying to churn some more cash its to establish that the us does not recognize chinas artificial islands as sovereign territory to do otherwise is tacit support of the nine dash line so no it has nothing to do with the military industrial complex and everything to do with calling china's bluff
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Fojar38 posted:the us navy just sailed within 12 miles of the scs islands so expect lots of internet meltdowns and deer-in-the-headlights conduct from the ccp Don't worry the People's Liberation Army Navy is on the way to intercept them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM65JpsvN5M
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 04:38 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Don't worry the People's Liberation Army Navy is on the way to intercept them: MORE
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 04:42 |
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Fojar38 posted:its to establish that the us does not recognize chinas artificial islands as sovereign territory i get that no one wants to acknowledge their pushy bullshit but whipping out dicks to start another conflict is just stupid
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 04:55 |
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syscall girl posted:i get that no one wants to acknowledge their pushy bullshit but whipping out dicks to start another conflict is just stupid lol yes the us is the pushy party here and not china, which is literally declaring de-facto sovereignty over the entire south china sea
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:23 |
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Fojar38 posted:lol yes the us is the pushy party here and not china, which is literally declaring de-facto sovereignty over the entire south china sea I'm saying it's the MIC starting poo poo and being team America world police. Whether it's right or wrong the U.S. probably has its motives in the wrong place Obviously China is in the wrong trying to push out its borders like that but can't we all be wrong?
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:29 |
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syscall girl posted:I'm saying it's the MIC starting poo poo and being team America world police. you realize that basically every single one of china's neighbours has been begging for a greater US presence and for the China's bs to be called out i mean you can argue that we should ignore them but acting like the usa is acting unilaterally and solely for its own interests here is false quote:Obviously China is in the wrong trying to push out its borders like that but can't we all be wrong? this is the east asian equivilent of "obviously russia was wrong to invade ukraine but cant we all be wrong?" the sole saving grace being that the SCS doesn't have people living there
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:32 |
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I don't believe in interventionism because I've seen it fail so much, but I also don't side with China on this I guess that makes me Neville Chamberlain drat, Neville is a stupid name
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:35 |
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syscall girl posted:i get that no one wants to acknowledge their pushy bullshit but whipping out dicks to start another conflict is just stupid China does not have much to whip out (in more than one way).
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:36 |
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Grand Fromage posted:A friend asked me what book I was reading and I told her it was about medieval England, and she asked what it said about China. I told her it said nothing because it is about medieval England. Then she said it wasn't interesting since it wasn't about China. Every single time I get a message asking me what I am doing, and I am watching a TV show or movie I downloaded (or Netflix with the VPN), I get asked if it's Chinese. When I say no, I am asked why don't I watch Chinese TV or movies. I say it's because I don't speak Chinese and the shows look dumb as hell. Then I am met with "I see." Some of these people have known me almost a year, and they still ask every time I reply saying I'm watching something. No, I'm sitting here watching that dumb talent show where some guy dances for three judges and they all green-light him because no one wants to hurt anyone's feelings and this is the epitome of entertainment.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:42 |
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syscall girl posted:i get that no one wants to acknowledge their pushy bullshit but whipping out dicks to start another conflict is just stupid Can we be sure these dicks are actually whipped?
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:47 |
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I was under the apprehension that the PRC was a nuclear power Unless there is a lot of genocide going on I don't give a gently caress about territory disputes and oil and gas claims
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I mean, it's a country of street shitters, who wants to see how accurate their ICBMs are?
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