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My idiot bitch human being cat will gripe and moan by the door until I let him out, but I have to leave the door open a crack for reentry. He'll then bring back a live mouse or chipmunk to play with in the kitchen for a few days. I shouldn't let him do that but he's really persuasive.
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[insert joke about pussy and how OP is a virgin here]
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 20:25 |
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What page are the cat pics on
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 20:43 |
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whats his name?
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 20:48 |
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I knew a redneck guy who hated cats and would drive around in a pickup truck with a rifle and shoot any cats he came across. One time he shot and killed a guy's cat right on his front lawn, and the dude chased my friend into a wheatfield or cornfield or something before losing him. He told he's probably shot around 50 stray cats and a handful of domestic ones. Happy hunting. #NoRegrets
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 20:49 |
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:I knew a redneck guy who hated cats and would drive around in a pickup truck with a rifle and shoot any cats he came across. One time he shot and killed a guy's cat right on his front lawn, and the dude chased my friend into a wheatfield or cornfield or something before losing him. sounds like hes just getting himself worked up until he move on to humans
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:18 |
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Put it in a box and shake the box just a little tiny bit
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Wintermutant posted:Since OP is slacking on the pics, here's some of the cat I captured this weekend I rescued a kitty just like this, but she died
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:21 |
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Moola posted:I rescued a kitty just like this, but she died Weird definition of rescue you have there cat slayer
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:23 |
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take care of the cat. stray cats make good pets sometimes. Hope you treat it right and you live a good long happy life together
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:24 |
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:I knew a redneck guy who hated cats and would drive around in a pickup truck with a rifle and shoot any cats he came across. One time he shot and killed a guy's cat right on his front lawn, and the dude chased my friend into a wheatfield or cornfield or something before losing him. Your friend sounds like a real garbage idiot
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:38 |
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I swung by to check on the cat and snapped a photo for y'all. Here she is on top of her BOX FORT in the little cage made for her. She's supposed to stay confined for a while to get used to being inside again. It was a weird shaped box that was a good cat fort shape so it worked out. Here's a bonus pic of her $325 haircut Her fur was all hosed up and had a bunch of mats. They had to sedate her to shave it because it was that bad. She also had a wound that needed 4 stitches. I could have gotten a 2 wk course of antibiotics for $33 or a 1 time shot for $38. I was like there's no goddamn way I'm trying to give a cat medicine 2 times a day for the next two weeks to save five dollars. The doctor said most people opt for the shot. But no fleas or whatever weird cat AIDS poo poo cats have so that's good. She seems happy and purrs when I pet her so I guess the cat is OK and not too put out about the haircut.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 21:53 |
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:I knew a redneck guy who hated cats and would drive around in a pickup truck with a rifle and shoot any cats he came across. One time he shot and killed a guy's cat right on his front lawn, and the dude chased my friend into a wheatfield or cornfield or something before losing him. Does your friend also start fires and wet the bed by any chance
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:36 |
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You're really overthinking this, cats are easy to trap.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:38 |
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BigBoss posted:I swung by to check on the cat and snapped a photo for y'all. drat dude i know you have to work up a bit tof trust and poo poo but that cat is going to transform when you wash it
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:42 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Put it in a box and shake the box just a little tiny bit Put it in a box and make ghost noises to train it
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:44 |
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Skeleton Ape posted:You're really overthinking this, cats are easy to trap. I have a cat who was a pound adoption and he hates boxes even shallow open ones so this won't work.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 22:45 |
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Wintermutant posted:Since OP is slacking on the pics, here's some of the cat I captured this weekend Oh my god Happy to hear the cat is healthy and in good spirits, OP
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 23:23 |
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BigBoss posted:I swung by to check on the cat and snapped a photo for y'all. You're a good dude and good things will come to you. Unlike the other poster whose friend who murders them and also probably wears his mother's panties.
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# ? Nov 11, 2015 23:26 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:Your friend sounds like a real garbage idiot take that back you fuker
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 02:05 |
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That's not a cat; that's a Wookiee, and now she owes you a life debt. You two are going to have some awesome adventures together. (Please name this cat Kashyyyk)
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hate hoot posted:That's not a cat; that's a Wookiee, and now she owes you a life debt. You two are going to have some awesome adventures together. Katshyyyk
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 02:56 |
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Name your cat Bugs just to confuse people when they are like "hmmmm this is not a rabbit"
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 02:58 |
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Rutibex posted:how did you capture it? there is a pair of wild kittens that live in my and my neighbors back yards. they run away from anyone that approaches them, but they are cute as a button when they are rifling through your trash for scraps. I had heated cat tents for my strays. They were electric. There's also a microwave cat heater that stays warm for while if you don't have outdoor outlets/are worried about the outlets being a fire hazard. I also had an electric heater water dish.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 04:39 |
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Feral cats are really bad for local ecosystems and you should just buy a raccoon trap and put cat food in it and then keep them inside until they die.
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Bored posted:I had heated cat tents for my strays. They were electric. There's also a microwave cat heater that stays warm for while if you don't have outdoor outlets/are worried about the outlets being a fire hazard. I also had an electric heater water dish. Don't microwave cats it'sit's inhuman Sheep-Goats posted:Feral cats are really bad for local ecosystems and you should just buy a raccoon trap and put cat food in it and then keep them inside until they die. Actually they should be made pets but otherwise provide no support. Appalling cat lady across the street made the love craft inbred town of ferals there all appalling mean and disgusting with hosed up diseases https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:21 |
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I can't believe you stole someones cat
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:23 |
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Windows 98 posted:I can't believe you stole someones cat Think of it as a freegan feline.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:30 |
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Stop making me want a cat
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:39 |
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I lust for cat death
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Bored posted:I had heated cat tents for my strays. They were electric. There's also a microwave cat heater that stays warm for while if you don't have outdoor outlets/are worried about the outlets being a fire hazard. I also had an electric heater water dish. stop microwaving cats you monster
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:45 |
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BigBoss posted:I swung by to check on the cat and snapped a photo for y'all. It's hard to tell from the pics, but she looks like she might be a Norwegian Forest Cat. Name her something cool and scandinavian, like Freya.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:49 |
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Name the cat Cumrag
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:51 |
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Good cat
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 05:58 |
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I captured a cat too, OP. He showed up one summer and we made nice without much trouble. He'd come and go every couple of weeks. One day, he left and we had the worst winter in 100 years. Record lows, +10 feet of snow, lasted 'til May and flooded like crazy. Killed everything. So one night there's a meowing on the porch, this fucker shows up six months after the fact like nothing happened. He hasn't left since. Boxcar "Boxer" Whistles, my hobo cat.
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 06:16 |
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That video where the guys capture the cat in a cage and then accidentally hit the cage with a Molotov cocktail is pretty messed up. I think they were Russian
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 06:22 |
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not a good idea stealing a witchs familiar
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# ? Nov 12, 2015 06:23 |
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Stealing a cat? That's a feelineoly offense! Hold a poll for naming the cat and let us choose
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:That video where the guys capture the cat in a cage and then accidentally hit the cage with a Molotov cocktail is pretty messed up. I think they were Russian what the gently caress
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Whatever you do please don't step on the cat, intentionally or accidentally.
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