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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Raskolnikov38 posted:

wait a goon wrote world war z?

i dont think mel brooks son is a goon

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Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Disinterested posted:

well if he isn't then jesus definitely isn't

Open your eyes, sheeple! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Chronology_%28Fomenko%29

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

PupsOfWar posted:

notorious goon book World War Z never really established how the zombies deal with armor

there's a really bad melodramatic bit where the german PoV character's army buddy rolls off in a Leopard and he goes "and that was the last time I ever saw him"

really? why?

bc zombie apocalpyse

my fave was the kid who found a katana

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Raskolnikov38 posted:

wait a goon wrote world war z?

a spiritual goon

observe ^

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Jagchosis posted:

i dont think mel brooks son is a goon

i could see max brooks being a goon

but if we want famous people's sons anmned max who could be goons, max landis is the #1 contender

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



kustomkarkommando posted:

Thats from Yemen

how do you know?

did you recognize it

Foppery
Dec 27, 2013

I POSSESS THE POWER CHRONIC


History: Fiction or Science?

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
I see Pizza Hut has Christmas themed boxes.

Truly they are the most Christian of the fast food franchises

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Gravel Gravy posted:

I see Pizza Hut has Christmas themed boxes.

Truly they are the most Christian of the fast food franchises

remember when hillary ate at a chipotle and the news was like

why is hildawg eating at a RADICAL LIBERAL burrito chain rather than the more moderate taco bell or the conservative jack-in-the-box?

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Shear Modulus posted:

how do you know?

did you recognize it

*sucks teeth* I never forget an explosion wee lad.


But yeah, I recognise the big mushroom cloud explosion, massive shockwave, mountain in the background from other videos of the Sanaa strike that got pretty widely circulated, never seen that particular angle before but a quick google brought it up

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

PupsOfWar posted:

remember when hillary ate at a chipotle and the news was like

why is hildawg eating at a RADICAL LIBERAL burrito chain rather than the more moderate taco bell or the conservative jack-in-the-box?

I remember her not leaving a tip. Before anyone gets into the minutia of fast-casual tipping, let's all remember that she's a very, very rich lady and the employees are not, so she should have been giving them a bunch of money even if they had not rendered her any services at all.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

PupsOfWar posted:

remember when hillary ate at a chipotle and the news was like

why is hildawg eating at a RADICAL LIBERAL burrito chain rather than the more moderate taco bell or the conservative jack-in-the-box?

For me, Jack in the Box is forever associated with deadly food poisoning, because of that thing in the 90s

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Foppery posted:

History: Fiction or Science?

It's one of my fav conspiracy theories, just because of how breathtakingly huge and absurd it is.

"For the New Chronologists, peoples such as the Ukrainians, Belarusians, Mongols, and others who assert their national independence from Russia, are suffering from a historical delusion":v:

Disinterested posted:

well if he isn't then jesus definitely isn't
of course Jesus was real. He was also known as Pope Gregory VII and was crucified in the Russian state of Byzantium in the 12th century.

Sharkie fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Nov 16, 2015

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

I remember her not leaving a tip. Before anyone gets into the minutia of fast-casual tipping, let's all remember that she's a very, very rich lady and the employees are not, so she should have been giving them a bunch of money even if they had not rendered her any services at all.

this is true

i myself have never figured out how you're supposed to tip at counter-serve joints or buffets, but also im not rich

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



kustomkarkommando posted:

*sucks teeth* I never forget an explosion wee lad.


But yeah, I recognise the big mushroom cloud explosion, massive shockwave, mountain in the background from other videos of the Sanaa strike that got pretty widely circulated, never seen that particular angle before but a quick google brought it up

Nice, that's some Brown Moses poo poo.



I thought this was going to be dumb thing about the dark ages not happening but this is even dumber lol

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

why has no one ever made the New Chronology EU4 mod

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Shear Modulus posted:

I thought this was going to be dumb thing about the dark ages not happening but this is even dumber lol

Remember to set your calendars back 1000 years next Millennium

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Disinterested posted:

I remember when VB said it's ridiculous for anyone to maintain Saudi is anywhere near as bad as Iran

good times

That explosion was so big because it hit an underground munitions depot at an air defense base. It's not exactly Ghouta.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

PupsOfWar posted:

this is true

i myself have never figured out how you're supposed to tip at counter-serve joints or buffets, but also im not rich

you're usually not but lets not get into all that

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Volkerball posted:

That explosion was so big because it hit an underground munitions depot at an air defense base. It's not exactly Ghouta.

lol

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

i heard if you say "iran" three times into a mirror in a dark room, volkerball appears and calls you a terrorist

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Badger of Basra posted:

i heard if you say "iran" three times into a mirror in a dark room, volkerball appears and calls you a terrorist

it's true. i don't get a lot of sleep because of it.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Badger of Basra posted:

i heard if you say "iran" three times into a mirror in a dark room, volkerball appears and calls you a terrorist

Or you could post in D&D

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

y'all do you know what time it is

essay grading time.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
If Hillary had tipped at chipotle there would be whining she dared tip from 99.9% of the people mad she didn't tip

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Badger of Basra posted:

y'all do you know what time it is

essay grading time.

fail them all

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


i am, atm, reading the arabic version of 1001 nights

these are pretty short stories tbh, shahriar is kind a pushover w/r/t to killing wives

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Badger of Basra posted:

y'all do you know what time it is

essay grading time.

Wacky essays on ethics or boring ones?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Badger of Basra posted:

i heard if you say "iran" three times into a mirror in a dark room, volkerball appears and calls you a terrorist

I have a song to share. Looking back on it, McCain was right in '07, and I was wrong to criticize McCain for singing this song:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBGPw_LBiRA

bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran
from afghanistan

went to a mosque, gonna throw some rocks
tell the ayatolah "gonna put you in a box"

bomb iran
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran
bomb iran

our country's got a feeling, really hit the ceiling
bomb iran

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Nintendo Kid posted:

If Hillary had tipped at chipotle there would be whining she dared tip from 99.9% of the people mad she didn't tip

You live in a strange and fascinating reality.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Mecca-Benghazi posted:

i am, atm, reading the arabic version of 1001 nights

these are pretty short stories tbh, shahriar is kind a pushover w/r/t to killing wives

i think that the subtext is that scheherazade is very good in bed

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Badger of Basra posted:

y'all do you know what time it is

essay grading time.

would you allow a student to submit a short story as an essay response

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Mecca-Benghazi posted:

i am, atm, reading the arabic version of 1001 nights

these are pretty short stories tbh, shahriar is kind a pushover w/r/t to killing wives

They leave out all the funny sound effects she was making through out the stories.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

My Imaginary GF posted:

I have a song to share. Looking back on it, McCain was right in '07, and I was wrong to criticize McCain for singing this song:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBGPw_LBiRA

bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran
from afghanistan

went to a mosque, gonna throw some rocks
tell the ayatolah "gonna put you in a box"

bomb iran
bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran
bomb iran

our country's got a feeling, really hit the ceiling
bomb iran

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdO_qG5gvlA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akk_7TBhOFQ

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Wacky essays on ethics or boring ones?

wacky ones

PupsOfWar posted:

would you allow a student to submit a short story as an essay response

not my call but no unless it was really, really good which it would not be

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
oh well the kurd kurd kurd. kurd is the word

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


V. Illych L. posted:

i think that the subtext is that scheherazade is very good in bed
dude had like a thousand other wives, like, drat girl :golfclap:

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Post 'em.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Badger of Basra posted:

wacky ones


not my call but no unless it was really, really good which it would not be

do you ever get the sense that the student is taking the piss

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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

V. Illych L. posted:

do you ever get the sense that the student is taking the piss

not really, the bad ones are usually very low effort as opposed to deliberately weird

the weird ones it comes off as them actually being horrible (i.e. the fascist from last year)

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