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Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
I'm excited for my voice to finally be heard!

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Chunderstorm posted:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Haven't ever done this but I wanted to make some sort of abomination.

e: not sure how to allow streaming?

i'm not sure what malfunction is keeping it from streaming, but it's a shame because this is pretty goddamn funny

e: maybe because it's a .wav file?

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i'm not sure what malfunction is keeping it from streaming, but it's a shame because this is pretty goddamn funny

e: maybe because it's a .wav file?

I think if you convert it to an .mp3 it will work

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

will restick on dec 1, pm me if I forget

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
Thank you for keeping the thanks in thanksgiving.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




RaceFat posted:

This is very stupid and I'm very pleased with it. My jokes were a little subtle in previous years, so I went all out this time. I regularly make content for my Patreon now, so I just fit this into my regular schedule. :)



Here's a lyric vid, too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q14WYsbFrJk

HAPPY CORPORATE HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE

This is amazing. My 13-month old son loves the poo poo out of this song.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Chunderstorm posted:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Haven't ever done this but I wanted to make some sort of abomination.

e: not sure how to allow streaming?

:golfclap:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

El Spider posted:

will restick on dec 1, pm me if I forget

why did it needed unsticking

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Chunderstorm posted:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Haven't ever done this but I wanted to make some sort of abomination.

e: not sure how to allow streaming?

worth going to the trouble of downloading

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Here's something I whipped up really quick after playing too much Undertale. It's no Feliz Navitakyon but it's just as terrible.

I'm working on another song right now which I might have up in the next few days. I promise it won't be a lovely remix/ mashup this time.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Chunderstorm posted:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Haven't ever done this but I wanted to make some sort of abomination.

e: not sure how to allow streaming?

Not sure, but definitely look into it. Also, there's a bunch of empty space at the end of your track. Exporting snafu? Either way, it's loving brilliant.

Also kruxy, I'm loving this track. All around very loving well done, goons. Jesus christ. :golfclap: :allears:

EDIT: I typed all that out before listening to Petit Gregory's sublime track. I could have that going in the background all the time, man. Good job!

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Nov 18, 2015

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Petit Gregory posted:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Here's something I whipped up really quick after playing too much Undertale. It's no Feliz Navitakyon but it's just as terrible.

I'm working on another song right now which I might have up in the next few days. I promise it won't be a lovely remix/ mashup this time.

I'm going to play this louder than my coworkers gay kids choir album in the office today thanks

Lhet
Apr 2, 2008

bloop



I made a stupid annoying thing. I wouldn't be surprised if this isn't the first instance of this idea.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Lhet posted:


I made a stupid annoying thing. I wouldn't be surprised if this isn't the first instance of this idea.

Haha, does the project/arrange window of this just look like a set of stairs?

EDIT: Also, did you use Logic Studio?

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Nov 18, 2015

DeathTongue
Jul 13, 2001
Everything I've heard so far this year has been gold. It's time for me to poo poo it up with a Drive-By Truckers inspired working Elf song:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE


VERSION WITH LESS RUSHED GUITAR SOLO



Toys for Girls and Boys

Pound pound pound goes that wooden hammer
Pound pound pound making little toys
Pound pound pound pounding in my head
Making toys for girls and boys

We slave away all day and night shaking and quaking with fear
We’re chained to our workbenches round this time of year
The foremen watch us all the time their whips are always near
I just want to go home to my wife and have a beer

Pound pound pound goes that wooden hammer
Pound pound pound making little toys
Pound pound pound pounding in my head
Making toys for girls and boys

We work sixteen hour days to keep up with demand
That overtime is off the books I’m sure you understand
Santa sits up in his office living off of our sweat my man
But at least I’m not on Runway duty shoveling so Santa can land

Hermy tried to Unionize, get recognition for our role
Got the boys worked up, we stopped the line, wouldn’t do what we were told
Santa sent in the Reindeer, now Hermy’s in a hole
The toy shop’s the only gig around for an Elf at the North Pole

I get home from work at night the sound of hammers in my head
Beer doesn’t do the trick no more so it’s whiskey instead
My wife she doesn’t understand but I gotta bring home that bread
She asks me where’s the Elf she married and I know inside he’s dead

Pound pound pound goes that wooden hammer
Pound pound pound making little toys
Pound pound pound pounding in my head
Making toys for girls and boys

Now I’m back at work again, I must be really dumb
The hammers smashing down and down louder than a drum
But with a wife and three kids to feed I need that income
That fat bastard gets milk and cookies while we fight over crumbs

Pound pound pound goes that wooden hammer
Pound pound pound making little toys
Pound pound pound pounding in my head
Making toys for girls and boys

I've got another one coming that I'm working on as well.

DeathTongue fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Nov 23, 2015

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE
http://picosong.com/bCwP/

Tindeck sucks for using Flash, so suck it. Also, I forgot to add my username to the filename, but I guess you can figure it out.

Just a short attack on the senses; if I figure out a better sort of contribution, I might do another (a real) one.

Lhet
Apr 2, 2008

bloop


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Haha, does the project/arrange window of this just look like a set of stairs?

EDIT: Also, did you use Logic Studio?

Used Ableton, but yeah, pretty much a staircase.

Captain Dopar
Aug 26, 2015

Our world's that day joined into a friendship that was pure gold. And Earth moved into a new age, when space travel launches us into the "Age of Aquarius". The End.
MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax

Petit Gregory posted:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Here's something I whipped up really quick after playing too much Undertale. It's no Feliz Navitakyon but it's just as terrible.

I'm working on another song right now which I might have up in the next few days. I promise it won't be a lovely remix/ mashup this time.

This is my favorite one so far. So magically terrible.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Flipperwaldt posted:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE
http://picosong.com/bCwP/

Tindeck sucks for using Flash, so suck it. Also, I forgot to add my username to the filename, but I guess you can figure it out.

Just a short attack on the senses; if I figure out a better sort of contribution, I might do another (a real) one.

Simple, yet effective. I like it.

DeathTongue
Jul 13, 2001
MY (SECOND) SONG IS UNDER THE TREE

Von Bek
May 4, 2006

DeathTongue posted:

MY (SECOND) SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



I like it - incomprehensible, festively apocalyptic, with just a hint of the outback.

Von Bek fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Nov 19, 2015

soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!

Petit Gregory posted:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Here's something I whipped up really quick after playing too much Undertale. It's no Feliz Navitakyon but it's just as terrible.

I'm working on another song right now which I might have up in the next few days. I promise it won't be a lovely remix/ mashup this time.

I actually kinda un-ironically love this. This may get rotation in my regular christmas music lists this year. Nicely done.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib

soupcan58 posted:

I actually kinda un-ironically love this. This may get rotation in my regular christmas music lists this year. Nicely done.

This is my regular Christmas music?


Lhet posted:


I made a stupid annoying thing. I wouldn't be surprised if this isn't the first instance of this idea.

I don't get any sound at all when playing this?

soupcan58
Mar 13, 2008

You blew my mind, man!

Fredrik1 posted:

This is my regular Christmas music?

You make a fair point. I guess I mean I'll add this to the playlists I share with others that aren't riddled with SA Christmas tracks. Yeah, that's a more accurate way to put it.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Fredrik1 posted:

I don't get any sound at all when playing this?

Yeah, I had to download it. No worries, though, Lhet, it will of course be included. I have a google doc going with <Goon name> <Song title> <link> for easy access later when I download everything to put it all together. Speaking of which, friends and enemies, we have 24 glorious tracks so far! You are all are beautiful and christmas miracles in your own little ways, and the only thing that could be better than this would be if we tripled this amount before the due date. Jen and I still have to contribute, and we will, and I know there are probably about 20 more goons who should be sending stuff in, so there's more 'music' on the way! :toot:

As for the official album, any visually-artistic goons want to take a stab and making something? Ideally, I'd love a front and back cover, but we don't have the final track list, so the back is up in the air for now. We also need a name for this year's album. Any ideas? Obviously, thread majority vote will win. I really loved the name 'Hollycaust' :golfclap: but I'd love to top it this year.

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Today I learned that King Lou's "Give Me Some Nog" was based on another song. I did the audio equivalent of a double take when I heard "Don't Wake Me Up" playing overhead at Walmart.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Today I learned that King Lou's "Give Me Some Nog" was based on another song. I did the audio equivalent of a double take when I heard "Don't Wake Me Up" playing overhead at Walmart.

Same thing happened to me (except a few years ago)! Couldn't believe it, and I couldn't help but sing his lyrics along with it.

Lifepuzzler
Nov 5, 2009
Aw snap it's back. Time to create some more terrifying soundscapes for the kids.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

glad to see the thread is still going strong despite the attempts to smother it by new gbs mod The Grinch Who Stole Christmas aka "el spider"

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

fahoo fores, dahoo dores
welcome christmas come this way
fahoo fores, dahoo dores
gibbis mod 'el spider' is super gay

welcome, welcome fahoo ramus
welcome, welcome dahoo damus
glad the last mod stickied the thread
on a date that's not re-tar-ded

fahoo fores, dahoo dores
welcome Christmas, bring your cheer
fahoo fores, dahoo dores
two weeks isn't enough time you idiot fucker

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Nov 21, 2015

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
:siren:MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE:siren:


And it is loving terrible. Maybe one day I'll learn how to sync audio to a time signature.

You better not tweet,
You better not doxx,
You better not post outside the hugbox,
Derek Smart is taking, CIG Down!

He's making a list
Legal's checking it twice,
He's gonna sue folks against goony advice,
Derek Smart is taking, CIG down,

He knows which state you sleep in,
Posts Wulf's every gross mistake
He's gonna show the whole wide world
Star Citizen is fake

So you better not tweet,
You better not doxx,
You better not post outside the hugbox,
Derek Smart is taking, CIG Down!

ShredsYouSay fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Nov 21, 2015

DeathTongue
Jul 13, 2001

OMGVBFLOL posted:

two weeks isn't enough time you idiot fucker


Voting this for album art and album title.

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!
I made lyrics for 2 songs this year, but because my job went so long and because of general incompetence I'm not sure I'll get around to singing them. Anyone feel free to do either/both if you like.

Santa Man

Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVRxdPWV3RM (Haven't manage to find a good version without lyrics yet, maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnLCXl80flg)

Santa man better keep your head
Don't forget what your nice list said
Santa's sleigh gonna come at last
Now your reindeer are running fast
Santa man

I left cookies and I left milk
Tall white glasses and little snacks.
Santa man when will you pay them back?
I heard singin' and sleigh bells ringin
Ho ho Ho ho, Ho~

Santa man better keep your head
Don't forget what your nice list said
Santa's sleigh gonna come at last
Now your reindeer are running fast
Santa man

Cindy Lou, your hair is golden brown
I've seen your grinch man comin' round
Swear by God I'm gonna cut him down!
I heard singin' and sleigh bells ringin
Ho ho Ho ho, Ho~


Song of Snow Storms

Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeIVybmTgWg

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Joy to all the boys and girls
Laughter's in the air
Santa's on his way

Ho ho ho!
Ho ho ho!
Onwards all of my reindeer
Presents on their way
Today~

(repeat ad infinitum)

Hirethor fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Nov 23, 2015

jennyinstereo
Jan 17, 2007

[rocking faces since the 80s]
These are all so great! I'm still trying to think up a few songs of my own, and can't wait to contribute. It wouldn't be an awful Christmas without my awful parodies! Also, I might try to throw together some cover art, but I'd love to see what other people have in mind :)

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.
MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Jingle Bawitibas
by: James "Kid Rock Had a Stroke But Sadly No One Noticed" Rossi

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

JossiRossi posted:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Jingle Bawitibas
by: James "Kid Rock Had a Stroke But Sadly No One Noticed" Rossi

ahahaha that key change is hitting me as far funnier than it probably actually is.

Von Bek
May 4, 2006

JossiRossi posted:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Jingle Bawitibas
by: James "Kid Rock Had a Stroke But Sadly No One Noticed" Rossi

gently caress me, I'm listening to this for the first time as I type and can barely get the words out because I'm laughing so hard

that is an all-time Awful Christmas Music top-3 entry right there

Von Bek fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Nov 25, 2015

DeathTongue
Jul 13, 2001

JossiRossi posted:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Jingle Bawitibas
by: James "Kid Rock Had a Stroke But Sadly No One Noticed" Rossi

This is amazing. This, Holidays O Mine and Taco Bell for Christmas are definitely my faves so far!

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

JossiRossi posted:

MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE



Jingle Bawitibas
by: James "Kid Rock Had a Stroke But Sadly No One Noticed" Rossi

This is the first to make me laugh out loud. Well done.

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