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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

The Landstander posted:

"Burn it down and rebuild"

to reseed the forest it must burn down sometimes

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Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

HerraS posted:

How the gently caress did they dupe coke into presenting the slammies



this is legitimately an extremely good question

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Zyla posted:

i honestly have no loving clue what that word is or means

on fleek

on point

very good

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Stealthed Zombie posted:

That Slammies commercial made me wanna die

That commercial was like when your parents try to "rap with the kids" or whatever.

Actually, that's the entire WWE right now.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why is JBL so terrified of Dean being champion? Does he honestly think being a champ like grants you the power to control hiring and firing or something?

Doesn't want Ambrose to get his picture on the wall at WWE HQ

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

The Landstander posted:

"Burn it down and rebuild"

This is why I'm cool with Trump or Sanders becoming President. Burn the country down, collect the insurance money, start over again.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Jerusalem posted:

Age of Ultron was actually worse the second time I watched it :smith:

Antman was an extremely pleasant surprise though :)
Yeah I'm just glad Joss is gone, he really doesn't fit well with the Marvel mold, way too many dumb goddamn quips and especially dumb was his thought that making a 3.5 hour script was a good idea.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why is JBL so terrified of Dean being champion? Does he honestly think being a champ like grants you the power to control hiring and firing or something?

forgot about all the times the champion has been completely powerless in the face of the Authority

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vertical Lime posted:

the new tv contract means no more nbc specials of anything wwe

Ahhh yes, the Lorne Michaels Clause.

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

fart blood posted:

Rovert got out of the shower. He did not wash his large curly mullet. This was deliberate because he got it done at the salon earlier in the day.

Wearing only a towel, he was greeted by Fat Lowtax. "Hope you don't mind, the door was open," said Fat Lowtax.

Rovert didn't seem to care. His mind was wandering.

"Hey, you okay buddy?" Fat Lowtax asked.

Rovert let out a deep sigh. "I think...my husband Yuriy has a fart fetish."

"Oh...well, why do you think that?"

"Well," Rovert began, sipping his tea. "Last week I kissed his hand when we were in bed, and it tasted EXACTLY like his rear end from when I ate his rear end out the night prior."

"Okay..."

"And the other day, he thought I'd left for work, and I distinctly heard him strain, like he was trying to push something out of his rear end. You know, that 'HNNNNNNNN' sound. Usually it's my cum but I didn't gently caress him the night prior so it couldn't have been. And then I felt the floor vibrate a little so...so..."

Rovert started to choke up a little, and Fat Lowtax consoled him. "Hey, come on guy. It's not so bad. So Yuriy gets off on his own gas. It happens. We all have our little kinky likes."

"Not me," Rovert sulked. "I'm kinda boring in that area."

"Oh stop! I bet you like lots of kinky stuff! Ever dressed up during sex? Like a costume?"

"Nope."

"Ok. Well, ever been spanked?"

"Nah."

"...handcuffs?"

"No."

"Peeing on each other? Role-playing? Nibbling on your rectum hair and gently tugging while your parter says 'oh yeah untie that gift ribbon'?"

"No, no, and god no."

Fat Lowtax looked at a loss for words. "Well hey man I mean, some people are boring in the sack, but...dude, if you're so concerned about it, why don't you spend some time with Yuriy and try to do some of that fart stuff he likes once in a while? Maybe you'll like it!"

Rovert quickly shook his head. "Oh no fat lowtax, I can't do that!"

"Well why not?"

"Because," Rovert said, between sips of tea. "I have to give Rowdy Ringsports the Scoops!"

please keep going i'm so close

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Shima Honnou posted:

tie dolph ziggler down on an altar and blood sacrifice him to whatever dark god will take his soul so that tyler should get over and be booked well

Dolph is better than breeze actually

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
hahahah the one fan chanting for Ziggler

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

achillesforever6 posted:

Yeah I'm just glad Joss is gone, he really doesn't fit well with the Marvel mold, way too many dumb goddamn quips and especially dumb was his thought that making a 3.5 hour script was a good idea.

I actually really liked Ultron, I thought it was really fun and Ultron himself was really cool

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Zyla posted:

hey we're birthday buddies :hfive:

noice

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

OldTennisCourt posted:

Why is JBL so terrified of Dean being champion? Does he honestly think being a champ like grants you the power to control hiring and firing or something?
But but the brand!!!

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I don't like Byron Saxton.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Summer Breeze have battenberg cake, they are officially my favourite wrestlers now.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

That would be berning it down.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Fat Lowtax posted:

I don't like Byron Saxton.

Nobody likes him.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Fat Lowtax posted:

I don't like Byron Saxton.

He stinks.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

Age of Ultron was actually worse the second time I watched it :smith:

Antman was an extremely pleasant surprise though :)

I liked the part where SHEILD literally pulled their shadow government and doom ship from "out of mothballs"

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Fat Lowtax posted:

I don't like Byron Saxton.

What if he was a bodybuilder called Bicep Sexton.

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
I wish they'd stop calling Owens a "prizefighter". I like the "provides for his family by any means possible" thing better.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Fat Lowtax posted:

I don't like Byron Saxton.

i haven't noticed him talking ever

its like my brain just filters him out on its own

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

fart blood posted:

It's getting better. They finally realized that they could be the TV version of Netflix. It's got a long long way to go but I think they'll get better.

they saved mindy project so they're cool for that plus it's a place i can watch tv shows without having to bother actually watching them when they air

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



schweens posted:

Dolph is better than breeze actually

ill kill you!!!!!!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Fat Lowtax posted:

I don't like Byron Saxton.

He's bland and dumb

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

HerraS posted:

ill kill you!!!!!!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

JBL IS EXPOSING THE BUSINESS

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
How is Coca-Cola sponsoring the Slammys

Who backstage is getting Kay and Coca-Cola to sponsor WWE right now, because that's some nice salesmanship

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
remember when they sent byron out alone as his first assignment and he was frozen like a deer in the headlights the whole time

that was great lol

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
kevin owens should get big daddy v's tattoos and do a tribute act

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Really puts into perspective the sacrifices rovert makes to give us the scoops.

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
Byron Saxton is so much better on NXT. He has no chemistry with Cole or JBL.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Abroham Lincoln posted:

What if he was a bodybuilder called Bicep Sexton.

Then, I would like him.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

RacistGuidingLight posted:

I liked the part where SHEILD literally pulled their shadow government and doom ship from "out of mothballs"
Well if you watch Marvel's Agents of Shield you would know...

No one watches Agents of Shield even though its a good show :smith:

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Shawn Cotureier posted:

I hate that Hulu has all of the episodes of Adventure Time on it, rather than Netflix

Hulu blows

Hulu has the full run of MXC

Hulu's alright

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DudeDeuce posted:

Byron Saxton is so much better on NXT. He has no chemistry with Cole or JBL.

nothing on nxt can prepare you to get vinced

bartok
May 10, 2006



God help me I actually miss Booker T on commentary

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
cole does play by play, jbl does color, byron saxton is a ghost that cannot interact with the world of the living

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