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They should make a farcry game where you play as a guy in an underwater city but something has gone terribly wrong. Million dollar idea right there.
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Applewhite posted:They should make a farcry game where you play as a guy in an underwater city but something has gone terribly wrong. Million dollar idea right there. The sequel will be in the desert and they can call it Far Cry: More like Far DRY
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Dec 9, 2015 17:22
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Applewhite posted:They should make a farcry game where you play as a guy in an underwater city but something has gone terribly wrong. Million dollar idea right there. Only if you play as seafolk.
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Dec 9, 2015 17:22
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I want a farcry game where everything is made out of blocks and you can build with the blocks and also fight zombies.
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Dec 9, 2015 17:27
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I want a Far Cry where I press Triangle, Y or the Q key and the guy says a funny quip to the person you just killed in a way refrerencing the kill. Like if I impale someone on a wall with a spear gun I'd shout "Stick around" or if I shoot someone in the head with a rocket launcher I say "He'll never get A-head that way!"
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Dec 9, 2015 17:33
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Booblord Zagats posted:I want a Far Cry where I press Triangle, Y or the Q key and the guy says a funny quip to the person you just killed in a way refrerencing the kill. Like if I impale someone on a wall with a spear gun I'd shout "Stick around" or if I shoot someone in the head with a rocket launcher I say "He'll never get A-head that way!" In 3.5 if you pushed the melee button your guy would flip the bird lol take that!
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Dec 9, 2015 17:35
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Also, the longer you play it and the more people you kill the more disconnected from the violence you become and the game starts making people surrender instead of fighting you or going out of their way to avoid you all together but you can still slaughter them and get an erection that gets harder with each kill and pithy one liner
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Dec 9, 2015 17:35
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Booblord Zagats posted:I want a Far Cry where I press Triangle, Y or the Q key and the guy says a funny quip to the person you just killed in a way refrerencing the kill. Like if I impale someone on a wall with a spear gun I'd shout "Stick around" or if I shoot someone in the head with a rocket launcher I say "He'll never get A-head that way!" Booblord Zagats posted:Also, the longer you play it and the more people you kill the more disconnected from the violence you become and the game starts making people surrender instead of fighting you or going out of their way to avoid you all together but you can still slaughter them and get an erection that gets harder with each kill and pithy one liner These are both legit good ideas for Farcry or any game.
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Dec 9, 2015 17:39
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Applewhite posted:These are both legit good ideas for Farcry or any game. Also melee kills become more needlessly violent and brutal. A stealth kill where you would have sliced their throat earlier becomes you stabbing them in the heart then working your way up until you put the knife through their eye. A non'lethal takedown still features you just putting a suppressed subsonic bullet in the back of their neck making them a quadriplegic for life. Then you whisper "Don't get up, I know where I'm going" Just full on heart of darkness, embrace the violence type poo poo
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Dec 9, 2015 17:45
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Booblord Zagats posted:Also melee kills become more needlessly violent and brutal. A stealth kill where you would have sliced their throat earlier becomes you stabbing them in the heart then working your way up until you put the knife through their eye. A non'lethal takedown still features you just putting a suppressed subsonic bullet in the back of their neck making them a quadriplegic for life. Then you whisper "Don't get up, I know where I'm going" post your manifesto
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Dec 9, 2015 17:48
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VendaGoat posted:post your manifesto OK This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time) It's Tricky is the title, here we go... It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky [Verse 1] I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy" It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...(How is it D?) It's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Trrrrrricky) It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky [Verse 2] In New York the people talk and try to make us rhyme They really (hawk) but we just (walk) because we have no time And in the city it's a pity cos we just can't hide Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...(How is it D?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) huh! [Verse 3] When I wake up people take up mostly all of my time I'm not singin', phone keep ringin' cos I make up a rhyme I'm not braggin', people naggin' cos they think I'm a star Always tearin' what I'm wearin', I think they're goin' too far A girl named Carol follows Daryll every gig we play Then D dissed her and dismissed her, now she's jockin' Jay I ain't lyin', girls be cryin' cos I'm on TV They even bother my poor father cos he's down with me It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...(How is it?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tr-Tr-Tr-Tricky) Tr-tr-tr... [Verse 4] We are not thugs (we don't use drugs) but you assume (on your own) They offer coke (and lots of dope) but we just leave it alone It's like that y'all (y'all), but we don't quit You keep on (rock!) shock! Cos this is it...
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Dec 9, 2015 17:52
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A farcry game where you play as plumber and must flush yourself down the toilet to rescue a princess.
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Dec 9, 2015 17:56
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Applewhite posted:A farcry game where you play as plumber and must flush yourself down the toilet to rescue a princess. Pretty sure thats the subtext of 3
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Dec 9, 2015 18:00
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Applewhite posted:A farcry game where you play as plumber and must flush yourself down the toilet to rescue a princess. where is the market for a game like this? plumberland? lol get out of here idiot
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Dec 9, 2015 18:01
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EngineerSean posted:where is the market for a game like this? plumberland? lol get out of here idiot You're right it'll never sell 
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Dec 9, 2015 18:03
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I hope the rumors about the new FarCray are true and that the game's soundtrack is exclusively Bonnie Tyler songs.
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Dec 9, 2015 18:06
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Applewhite posted:I hope the rumors about the new FarCray are true and that the game's soundtrack is exclusively Bonnie Tyler songs. Close, Bonnie Raitt. And it's just one song over and over just at different speeds and levels of intoxication Black Velvet
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Dec 9, 2015 18:08
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Bullshit! I heard it's the "Greatest hits of Wham!"
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Dec 9, 2015 18:09
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Booblord Zagats posted:Close, Bonnie Raitt. Aw. I was really looking forward to "Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing whenever the player cuts out an enemy's heart
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Dec 9, 2015 18:11
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Questionm: will it be possible for players to have sex with lubed up tree knotholes in this game like they've been promising for the past two sequels?
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Dec 9, 2015 18:14
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I heard there is a side quest to draw "Mammoth Porn" on cave walls, FWIW
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Dec 9, 2015 18:15
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Ubisoft games feel so gross when you play them
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Dec 9, 2015 18:17
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Booblord Zagats posted:Also melee kills become more needlessly violent and brutal. A stealth kill where you would have sliced their throat earlier becomes you stabbing them in the heart then working your way up until you put the knife through their eye. A non'lethal takedown still features you just putting a suppressed subsonic bullet in the back of their neck making them a quadriplegic for life. Then you whisper "Don't get up, I know where I'm going" spec ops the line is exactly the thing you described, right down to being inspired by heart of darkness
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Dec 9, 2015 18:17
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VendaGoat posted:I heard there is a side quest to draw "Mammoth Porn" on cave walls, FWIW googling "Mammoth porn" rn.
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Dec 9, 2015 18:18
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Minorkos posted:spec ops the line is exactly the thing you described, right down to being inspired by heart of darkness I know, but this will be less feeling bad about good wetwork and more just a descent in to complete unremorseful sociopathy
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Dec 9, 2015 18:20
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Applewhite posted:Aw. I was really looking forward to "Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing whenever the player cuts out an enemy's heart lol
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Dec 9, 2015 18:29
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Applewhite posted:Aw. I was really looking forward to "Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing whenever the player cuts out an enemy's heart I was too but the clip of the main character gunning through an old Duece and a Half full of scared child soldiers using an old DShK while the jungle burns down around them and "Black Velvet starts to play at 1/4 speed while Bonnie drunkenly slurs "Makes skinny boys smile" really sets the tone for the 3rd act
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Dec 9, 2015 18:34
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Patty Smith's 'I am the Warrior" would also be a good song. Also, all gunshot sound effects would be replaced with voice clips of her singing the lyric "bang bang"
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Dec 9, 2015 18:38
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Applewhite posted:Patty Smith's 'I am the Warrior" would also be a good song. Also, all gunshot sound effects would be replaced with voice clips of her singing the lyric "bang bang" Really "Rock Ladies of the Eighties" would be an awesome soundtrack choice for an entire hyper-violent videogame
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Dec 9, 2015 18:40
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Booblord Zagats posted:Really "Rock Ladies of the Eighties" would be an awesome soundtrack choice for an entire hyper-violent videogame While we're designing the ultimate violent videogame and also tapping into 80's culture, we should have the game be a loveletter to Paul Verhoven films, complete with 1908's future aesthetic and even small-caliber gunshots blowing huge, ragged holes in people. Also the chance to run someone over with a giant drill.
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Dec 9, 2015 18:49
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I didn't get to gently caress anyone in Farcry 4 so I'll never play that bullshit again.
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Dec 9, 2015 18:52
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Is there a shooting videogame where players can play as a trashy chick with big fake tits? Preferably with a strong Jersey accent.
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Dec 9, 2015 18:55
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op i'd go out on a limb and say that the latest entry in the far cry series of video games is a 'far cry' from the quality and excellence we were hoping for
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Dec 9, 2015 18:59
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Applewhite posted:Is there a shooting videogame where players can play as a trashy chick with big fake tits? Preferably with a strong Jersey accent. Requirements of being able to see big fake tits from a first person perspective.
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Dec 9, 2015 19:01
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VendaGoat posted:Requirements of being able to see big fake tits from a first person perspective. Yeah when your character looks down she can't see her feet because the tits are in the way.
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Dec 9, 2015 19:01
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Microwaves Mom posted:well unless theres a flying pterradactyl you can get in this game I doubt that'll happen here. Get ready to throw spears and shoot a dinky bow while you slowly saunter around like a mongoloid. what fun is a game where im doing what i do every day irl
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Dec 9, 2015 19:02
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Basically I'm thinking like a Duke Nukem game but with a female protagonist who is a huge trashy bitch. The cover art would be all 80's airbrushed and poo poo.
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Dec 9, 2015 19:03
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that would go over well in our pussified pc society
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Dec 9, 2015 19:04
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Applewhite posted:Basically I'm thinking like a Duke Nukem game but with a female protagonist who is a huge trashy bitch. The cover art would be all 80's airbrushed and poo poo. You just described a Batman game where you play as white trash anti-hero idol, Harley Quinn
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Booblord Zagats posted:You just described a Batman game where you play as white trash anti-hero idol, Harley Quinn WOULD
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