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*Illegal podracers narrowly avoid running over a woman pushing a pod baby-stroller* *Police podracer smashes through a pod apple-cart*
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Applewhite posted:*Podracers speed by a dark alley* I'd go with the pod racers only being the scalliwags and the police using speeder bikes and air speeders. Have the whole thing be a Hutt criminal enterprise and one of the racers is an undercover bounty hunter after the champion racer.
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revisiting ewoks but there's one really badass ewok with a leather jacket and he smokes a cigar. later he comes on the millenium falcon to go on adventures.
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Dec 15, 2015 17:32
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They basically remake Star Wars
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Ole Yeller but that big Star Wars dog and Han has to shoot him because he keeps pissing and making GBS threads all over the cockpit.
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Dec 15, 2015 17:45
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reboot the prequels
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star wars christmas movie on hoth lol
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Hell Yeah posted:star wars christmas movie on hoth lol Star Wars Home Alone starring Jayden Smith
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Years after the collapse of civilization, the tyrannical Jabba Joe enslaves apocalypse survivors inside the desert fortress Jabba's Palace. When the warrior Imperator Solo (Charlize Theron) leads the despot's five hot metal bikini slaves in a daring escape, she forges an alliance with Luke Skywalker (Tom Hardy), a whiny farm boy. Fortified in the massive armored truck the Millennium Falcon, they try to outrun the ruthless warlord and his henchmen in a deadly high-speed chase through outer space.
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Spaceballs II: a JJ Abrams film.
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a romantic comedy set between episodes 2 and 3 revolving around a love triangle with anakin skywalker, princess amidala, and obi wan kenobi.
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Space Game Show. Price is Right, but with credits and aliens and poo poo. "Win a new Landspeeder, Xirriz Yothan"
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Dec 15, 2015 18:31
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i would like to better understand the nature of chewbacca's genitalia
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Dec 15, 2015 18:33
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dad gay. so what posted:i would like to better understand the nature of chewbacca's genitalia yoda's too
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dad gay. so what posted:i would like to better understand the nature of chewbacca's genitalia Two words, buddy. Red Rocket
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Dec 15, 2015 18:37
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:yoda's too i wonder if he just uses the force to transfer waste from his bowels into space? has anyone ever figured out what species he actually is? perhaps the secret died with jim hensen 
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there's probably a whole moon or asteroid that is just filled up with yoda's poo poo
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dad gay. so what posted:i wonder if he just uses the force to transfer waste from his bowels into space? has anyone ever figured out what species he actually is? perhaps the secret died with jim hensen no but he does use the force to wall bang tall women
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:there's probably a whole moon or asteroid that is just filled up with yoda's poo poo thats no moon...
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The movie american sniper but its Empire Sniper, a crack shot sniper dude that has xenophobia and loves shooting the ewoks.
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i would like to know why luke named c3po c3po
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dad gay. so what posted:i would like to know why luke named c3po c3po Named after his favorite FYAD Lite forum on the holonet
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c3p0 3 0 30 three olives oh my
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dad gay. so what posted:i would like to know why luke named c3po c3po Same for "Three-Eyes" and "Squid Head".
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Series 7: The Contenders but in Star Wars. A Hutt crime boss has a "show" where he takes 6 contestants of different alien species, give each a blaster and force them to hunt and kill each other, and if any dare go off planet they will of course be hunted down by Dengar.
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Basically more people in Star Wars should be shown to be drinking milk because it's important, but it's revealed that you can only be a jedi if you're lactose intolerant, so that those people will feel cooler when they watch it.
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Porking your mom for 2 hours, OP.
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Hell Yeah posted:reboot the prequels Unironically this. And by "reboot" I mean skip over Anakin's childhood and start the trilogy just prior to Anakin's transformation into Vader. Structure it like a Samurai film with Vader analogous to a good samurai who becomes corrupted and attacks his own dojo.
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Applewhite posted:Unironically this. Only if we have a scene where Sheev tells him to sweep the leg and some rando bad guy henchmman shouts "GETTEM A BODY BAG, ANNIE YEAHHHHHHH!"
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guido shots frist
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phasmid posted:Spaceballs II: a JJ Abrams film. [quote="Wiki" post=""""] In February 2015, Brooks said that he would like to make a sequel to be released after the next Star Wars movie and hopes that Rick Moranis would reprise his role from the first film. A sequel with the whole cast is not possible since John Candy, Joan Rivers, Dick Van Patten and Dom DeLuise are all deceased. [/quote] It would be cool if they used zombies but only one main character is still alive.
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why don't they give star peace a chance... im tired of all these star wars
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A story about a heroic Stormtrooper sniper killing countless barbaric Sand People on Tatooine. Upon returning home he is killed by a fellow Stormtrooper suffering from PTSD.
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Slugface: The rise and fall of gangster Jabba the Hutt. His world of murder, spice distribution, crime and extortion played out over three episodes detailing his early days and ending just as a pair of droids arrive bringing a message from some punk named Luke Skywalker. Inglorious Padawans: Nearing the end of the Jedi Purges, an Old Republic Commander tracks down a group of failed and rejected force sensitives. Having not been accepted for training in their youth, the ragtag group of Force Sensitives aren't Jedi, the Jedi rules don't apply, so they're going to be trained to one thing and one thing only: Kill Imperials. Emmanuelle In A Galaxy Far, Far Away: A sexually liberated Correllean woman ventures out into deep space on a series of romantic and sexual escapades involving smugglers, rebels, imperials and droids while living the good life with fine food, fast ships and expensive space suits.
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JarJar Binks dies of AIDS while all of his bohemian friends struggle to make ends meet.
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poo poo wars some fat fag gets his hand caught in a garbage disposal and bleeds out. no one finds him for weeks because he is an rear end in a top hat piece of poo poo who everyone hates.
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This Ain't Spaceballs: A XXX Parody
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Ball Lightning: The story of a teen social outcast, Palpatine discovers girls and the Force all at the same time. In a wacky sex-comedy, Palpy uses the Force for pranks at his school with the support of his teacher who knows about his gift, all while trying to win the girl of his dreams. Then, his journey to the dark side is complete when his teacher explains to him that using the Force to give expose people while they're giving presentations to class and lifting up skirts and disguising himself as the geeky honor roll student to get laid were all sexual crimes and he's a horrible monster and none of it was really funny at all. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Dec 15, 2015 |
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Bail Out: A political conspiracy documentary explaining how Alderaan's economy was in horrible condition thanks to the leadership of Bail Organa and how the Senate provided a major global bail out of their debt crisis in the days leading up to the very timely dissolution of the Senate and the destruction of Alderaan. Interviews and archive footage with several key players follow the money and asks if the Empire ultimately and unknowingly funded the Rebel Alliance.
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TK-523: Fondor Garrison A stormtrooper is in charge of the weapons locker in one of the Empire garrison bases on Fondor. A blaster goes missing and there isn't a receipt for it being signed out. The movie is the story about this trooper trying to "lose" and alter enough paper work so that it looks like the blaster went missing a month before he arrived on Fondor so as to not get a court martial and loose his trooper pension.
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