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i agree op, my coworker is currently growing a beard for the first time and he keeps scratching at it and mauling it and its soooo gross..
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 12:16 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:50 |
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in my line of work it's better to be able to scratch a face itch with anything but your filthy hands so having a beard will keep my face clean because it will get itchy but I can scratch the itch with what caused it to get itchy.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 12:20 |
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amityville anus posted:in my line of work it's better to be able to scratch a face itch with anything but your filthy hands so having a beard will keep my face clean because it will get itchy but I can scratch the itch with what caused it to get itchy. what's his name?
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 12:25 |
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Miller
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 12:28 |
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My facial hair sucks but I usually leave it grown because I'm too lazy to shave it off. I'll wet shave like every couple months or so once I realize I look too terrible to really get away with being lazy with it anymore.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 13:22 |
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Mega64 posted:My facial hair sucks but I usually leave it grown because I'm too lazy to shave it off. this is pretty much my strategy except my facial hair looks good for about 1.5 months then it starts to require more maintenance to look anything but completely unkempt and at that point i might as well just be shaving
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 13:31 |
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Mega64 posted:My facial hair sucks but I usually leave it grown because I'm too lazy to shave it off. Do you shave your neck or anything like that?
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 13:35 |
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oh to clarify i keep my neck/under chin on jaw line and tops of my cheeks shaved while i'm in my lazy no-shave modes. im not a total slob cmon
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 13:36 |
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I drop kicked Spanish Manlove in a McDonald's parking lot after loving his sister and his lawyer is making me play this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMqR9LvWPuk
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 13:39 |
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kazr posted:a long flowing beard
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 18:44 |
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how does facial hair project power.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 18:57 |
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If you see a fat guy with a big beard, there's probably a 99% chance he's super into vaping. Goatees are for stoners, child molesters, and/or rednecks in Cabela's and Fox gear.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:16 |
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circle goatee aka prison pussy. gross the van dyke otoh, that's a study in sophistication. rakish, jaunty, playful. a gentleman's goat.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:20 |
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ban OP
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:22 |
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Does this officially conclude GBS topics on hating everything that possibly exists?
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:23 |
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thathonkey posted:oh to clarify i keep my neck/under chin on jaw line and tops of my cheeks shaved while i'm in my lazy no-shave modes. im not a total slob cmon It's not really lazy no-shave mode if you carefully sculpt your beard you loving human being
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:26 |
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beard + glasses = tell everyone what to do
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:30 |
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Nutsngum posted:Does this officially conclude GBS topics on hating everything that possibly exists? Why does that seem to bother and surprise you? Look, on any subject there are a thousand ways to be wrong and very few ways to be right. It is obvious that most things will, therefore, be wrong and bad. Body hair in general is a prime example.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:33 |
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this is how my beard grows
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:33 |
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My gf likes my beard, i tend to go clean shaven then grow it out for a bit then go back to clean shaven, when i was younger i pretty much always shaved at least every other day because my beard was embarrassingly patchy but as it filled out most people say it looks good on me and said i should keep it longer so I do.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:36 |
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im gonna buy a fuckin heisenberg hat and talk to everyone in an even more condescending tone
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:38 |
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then im going to put my leg up on everything like commander riker a mighty beard
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:39 |
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smash open everything with a crowbar, DOCTOR FREEMAN
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:40 |
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circle beard mouth vagina haver spotted
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:42 |
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gonna free the gently caress out of the slaves like honest abe LOOK AT THE BEARD AND HAT DAVIS!!!! numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Dec 19, 2015 |
# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:42 |
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being clean shaven is cool if you're not into ovulating women
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:44 |
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" ability to project power in their immediate vicinity" - Uhh yeah that's pretty awesome?
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:49 |
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just gonna annex some things no big deal SIEG HEIL!!!!
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:50 |
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Harrower posted:The beard is a weakness because it means your face is more flammable. That's the point, numbnuts.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:53 |
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hmmm look at me im the technoviking probably the coolest human on earth
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:54 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:Why does that seem to bother and surprise you? Oh I was just wondering if you were meeting a quota or were just loving retarded. Please don't deny us more of your wisdom you stupid rear end in a top hat. Seriously though, I want to learn more of the opinions of a rambling street vagrant who is otherwise rightfully ignored by society.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:54 |
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Every guy should have facial hair. It makes good looking dudes more good looking, and gross dorks are made even more obvious by it.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:55 |
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Aralan posted:Every guy should have facial hair. It makes good looking dudes more good looking, and gross dorks are made even more obvious by it.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:56 |
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I have late 90s IDM fan facial hair. I stroke it thoughtfully while listening to autechre.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:56 |
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while we're at it, men having short hair was pretty much universally seen as a sign of poverty or servitude in the west until world war 1
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:57 |
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i got some injun in me so my "beard" game is patchy and weak. I'm glad only hipsters need them.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 19:59 |
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Why does no one have an issue with hair on the top of the head, and there's all this baggage attached to hair on the front of the head? It's like the Star Bellied Sneetches up in this piece.
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 20:01 |
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*shaves legs,, pits, balls, etc but grows beard, chest hair, and happy trail to pubes shaped like a reverse triangle* *also has hipster jugend haircut* *takes express train to pussy town*
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 20:02 |
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unless you are not a glorious Aryan, the hair on top is soft and pretty, where as beard hair is like a patch of pubic hair on your loving face?
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 20:02 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:50 |
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I have a sexy winter beard right now but I'll shave it off in the spring time when i get a hair cut
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# ? Dec 19, 2015 20:05 |