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Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.
While I love this game, this is probably my least favourite level, mainly because of the tunnel vision your SCUBA visor gives you. The sharks and pain in the rear end movement controls also did not help.


But one thing I did notice for the first time is that the seriel number on the hull of the HARM submarine starts off as 8675 then another number on one of the fins is 309...

Psychotic Weasel fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Dec 18, 2015

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berryjon
May 30, 2011

I have an invasion to go to.

Psychotic Weasel posted:

But one thing I did notice for the first time is that the seriel number on the hull of the HARM submarine starts off as 6475 then another number on one of the fins is 309...

You mean "8675", right?

Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.

berryjon posted:

You mean "8675", right?

Yes. That is what I get for trying to touch type on an angle...

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Samovar posted:

"Wee little" is a superfluous phrase, Kate. For shame.

Edit: But Armstrong has a fantastic taste in single malts!

I'm kinda sad that retrieving the Laphroaig wasn't a bonus objective.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Well, Archer didn't know it was there. :v:

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Tuxedo Ted posted:

I'm kinda sad that retrieving the Laphroaig wasn't a bonus objective.

At least Armstrong will get it back now, assuming Archer didn't kill every single HARM diver.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

-Well done lads, the mission was a great success!
-How can you say that you creetin? They didn't bring back the captain's log or the manifest.
-No but they brought back my whiskey.

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

Regarding the impaling guys: this is the same company that made F.E.A.R., right? I think someone on the development team just likes impaling guys.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer

Speedball posted:

Regarding the impaling guys: this is the same company that made F.E.A.R., right? I think someone on the development team just likes impaling guys.
Let's face it, few things embody the spirit of FPS games like overly phallic weapons.

Guy Fawkes
Aug 1, 2014

Lvl 62, +5 meadow defense

Alexeythegreat posted:

I am willing to bet 5 Euros to say that someone somewhere drew some Inge/Armstrong porn
I am not, however, willing to check whether this statement is correct

Rule 34: if you can think of it, someone has already made a porn of it… no exceptions.

Poil posted:

-Well done lads, the mission was a great success!
-How can you say that you creetin? They didn't bring back the captain's log or the manifest.
-No but they brought back my whiskey.

Marvellous!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Speedball posted:

Regarding the impaling guys: this is the same company that made F.E.A.R., right? I think someone on the development team just likes impaling guys.

I think there's a law that if the game has at least rudimentary physics and something like a bow, you have to be able to stick enemies to the wall.

This game actually models every flying bullet, though you normally can't tell. Get in a multiplayer match where the netcode has taken a dump, and every bullet and spear fired will actually hang in the air, spinning and whistling quietly until you walk into it and it "hits" you.

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost
Let's get started on the next chapter. This is one I'd call one of the lower points. Hope you enjoy awkward mandatory stealth segments!

If Our Demands Are Not Met
Scene 1/Polsy

A Man Of Influence
Scene 1/Polsy

Evil Kit
May 29, 2013

I'm viable ladies.

Holy poo poo that puppet is hilarious. Also the Cate and Bold Eagle interactions continue to get better and better, I love how he actually kind of respects Cate now.

Evil Kit fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Dec 19, 2015

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Everyone in this level is the world's most British person. What-what and all that palaver.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
I'd celebrate the Praise Be The H.A.R.M. Day.
Anyway, gotta love the Eagle not taking any of Smiíthy's poo poo either. And hooray, we finally got the robo-poodle!

anilEhilated fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Dec 19, 2015

radintorov
Feb 18, 2011

SaffronKit posted:

Holy poo poo that puppet is hilarious. Also the Cate and Bold Eagle interactions continue to get better and better, I love how he actually kind of respects Cate now.
It's a neat bit of characterization: I get the impression that he's just very competitive and sure of his abilities now, instead of being simply a buffoon as I thought at the start.

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

No "mouth off to Smithy" option this time?

Guy Fawkes
Aug 1, 2014

Lvl 62, +5 meadow defense
I really hope that was only a urban legend, but I remember the first time I've heard of this game, before the official release, was in an article from a computer magazine. In the article there were references about the Gadgets the protagonist would use in the game, and one of them was a robotic poodle able to attack the most ferocious guard dogs with its mechanic jaws, forcing them to escape. Luckily, when I played the game, I found the realty was much less gruesome.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Guy Fawkes posted:

I really hope that was only a urban legend, but I remember the first time I've heard of this game, before the official release, was in an article from a computer magazine. In the article there were references about the Gadgets the protagonist would use in the game, and one of them was a robotic poodle able to attack the most ferocious guard dogs with its mechanic jaws, forcing them to escape. Luckily, when I played the game, I found the realty was much less gruesome.

Just like how you get points for running over pedestrians in GTA 3?

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

I think what makes NOLF work is it's not so much parody as homage. The situations are no less ridiculous than anything any other spy might face in a sixties spy show, but the protagonist and Mr. Jones are totally serious at all times. Kicking the legs out from under the basic Bond movie sexism is a bonus.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
I vaguely recall reading somewhere that the best parodies are the ones made with love for whatever they happen to make fun of.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

anilEhilated posted:

I vaguely recall reading somewhere that the best parodies are the ones made with love for whatever they happen to make fun of.

Accurate. A parody that doesn't like what it's parodying is just pointing and laughing. The Seltzer and Friedberg films are the worst examples.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
See also: the second and third Austin Powers movies.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Speaking of Austin Powers, I suspect the delivery of 'One Million People' by the H.A.R.M. Puppet was meant to evoke Doctor Evil's 'one million dollars'.

Pursued by bees
Jan 1, 2013

heartful of fire
with no one left to tell
Does something actually happen if you don't put the office back how it was? I've played through the game a few times a few years ago, but I don't remember if that really had any effect on the mission.

Could be that I just put everything back in its place every time out of habit, though :v:

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

Yvonmukluk posted:

Speaking of Austin Powers, I suspect the delivery of 'One Million People' by the H.A.R.M. Puppet was meant to evoke Doctor Evil's 'one million dollars'.

They've also riffed on Austin Powers earlier when Cate Archer interrogates that one Moroccan goon about where Volkov is, three times. "What kind of two-dimensional halfwit do you take me for!? You think by asking me something three times I'll give in?!"

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Makes me wonder if Archer is exceptionally skilled at coin flipping or if it was a trick coin.

Male Man
Aug 16, 2008

Im, too sexy for your teatime
Too sexy for your teatime
That tea that you're just driiinkiing
Both. It was a double-tailed coin.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



chitoryu12 posted:

Accurate. A parody that doesn't like what it's parodying is just pointing and laughing. The Seltzer and Friedberg films are the worst examples.

And on the flipside, Hot Fuzz.

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost
Alas, every game has that one level. This is no exception. But it's relatively painless as long as you keep up with your quicksaves.

A Man Of Influence
Scene 2/Polsy

Derek Barona
Dec 8, 2009

WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?!
Wonky camera positioning aside, that didn't look like it was too bad. Add in having to answer guard pagers and it would've been a standard Payday 2 map, really.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Speedball posted:

No "mouth off to Smithy" option this time?

This time around he didn't have a chance to blow his gasket. I'm as surprised as you are.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
The guards having an Avengers reference, considering Cate, is almost too many levels of meta stacked on top of each other. If you google Diana Rigg and/or Emma Peel, you'll see why in about ... oh, instantly.


I believe they're specifically referring to the episode From Venus With Love but I'm not positive. Watch and find out? http://www.hulu.com/watch/710515



e: earplugs reduce explosion damage, I believe. Your train of thought got derailed there :ocelot:

Psion fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Dec 21, 2015

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
This isn't that level. That one's a bit later on.
Still, coming right up is one of my favorite bits in the game and something no modern shooter would dare put in for fear of pissing off the FPS audience.

JamieTheD
Nov 4, 2011

LPer, Reviewer, Mad Welshman

(Yes, that's a self portrait)
Y'know, it's an odd worry, but I sometimes worry that, after all this wonderful "...IN HELL!", we're going to fire up an episode, Scruffy starts talking, and then someone interrupts with "...IN HELL! [phut!]"

That warehouse camera does seem... Well, oddly nitpicky, and it kinda makes me sad to see that. But still, love the poor attempt at looking inconspicuous at the end here, and... Could it be we'll finally get a chance to deal with one of those goshdarn H.A.R.M agents?

Oh, somewhat relevant aside, the Humble Book Bundle this fortnight has some Steed and Mrs. Peel, the Boom! comic series that tries to capture just how odd The Avengers really was. They're... Not bad, actually, I like some of the designs...

...Certainly better than Frank Miller Robocop, which, sadly, is also in the bundle.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

Bold Eagle's list of files, dossiers, ... Kate was to steal made me visualize how she'd move carrying all of those folders and assorted junk.

And that made me think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEUKUvEU1N8

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

I'm sure I saw one of those Codebreaker slots in the first part of A Man of Influence in the offices, too. This game was meant for replayability, wasn't it?

If I recall correctly, next part of the game is one of my most favorites ever.

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
Not the whole game as such since there's no NG+ option but you can (and are supposed to) replay earlier missions for intel and/or special items.

anilEhilated fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Dec 21, 2015

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost

Speedball posted:

I'm sure I saw one of those Codebreaker slots in the first part of A Man of Influence in the offices, too. This game was meant for replayability, wasn't it?

You may recall there was a belt buckle hook in the first mission of the game.

If not, you may recall that there was a minefield and I still haven't received the mine detector.

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Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

dscruffy1 posted:

You may recall there was a belt buckle hook in the first mission of the game.

If not, you may recall that there was a minefield and I still haven't received the mine detector.

Yeah! I remember that from way back when I originally played this game! With a note next to the minefield by Bruno saying, "Sometimes you need to wait for the right equipment to go everywhere."

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