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stop objectifying women
you deserved it
she would have cucked anyway
dont use tinder
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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Yat

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




ya

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Zzulu posted:

is there a tinder, but for trannies

somethingawful

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Bwn?

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
lmao op heard about "negging" and this is the result

i bet she posted a screenshot of the same conversation to her social media

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

This ain't tindi it looks like the iOS chat app

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

I stopped using okcupid because I was getting very hateful responses from girls who thought I was trying to neg them. Almost all of them were because I said something about their cat(s).

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

I would and you would too

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Idiot Kicker posted:

I would and you would too

are you kidding? look at that slovenly room

calusari
Apr 18, 2013

It's mechanical. Seems to come at regular intervals.
just get her to wear an eye patch, they are sexy

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Idiot Kicker posted:

I would and you would too

baggy clothing and tell-tale facial features hidden by hair/angles, this girl is almost certainly fat

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Blue Train posted:

are you kidding? look at that slovenly room

The worst part is clearly that she's a Browns fan. That is just depressing.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Lol OP and Chelsea both rule, you don't have to take sides

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

calusari posted:

just get her to wear an eye patch, they are sexy

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Methanar posted:

It didn't work out that well.



Knowing Tinder if you had said her piercings were cute instead of ugly you'd probably gotten at least a hand job, op!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Half of the fun of tinder is amassing your own collection of weirdos

Kofi Annan
Jan 30, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I find tinder works pretty well for me. But then again my wife and I are both strippers so when I neg women are just grateful that they're mostly pretty enough to wash their soaked panties on my rock hard abs, instead of creeped out by all yalls repulsive shittiness. YMMV.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Business Gorillas posted:


Half of the fun of tinder is amassing your own collection of weirdos

I wonder if mom's as hideous as her children

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



voted for every option in the poll and rated this thread a 3, thought you should know

GBS posted:

*beep boop* vote accepted *bzzt*

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Node posted:

I don't even bother with Tinder because I am appallingly disgusting and know that no one in their right mind would ever want to get into any, let alone intimate, relationship with me.

Same

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


I tried Tinder and now I'm coming up on my one year anniversary with a cute girl who I love very much.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
Sex is good imo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Best Tindr profiles are the single mom ones who say they aren't interested in hookups.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Idiot Kicker posted:

I would and you would too

She has the same name as an ex of mine. No deal. It's extra weird because you'd think that bizarre starts-with-a-K spelling wouldn't be common.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Most the poo poo I find is like



Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

that bizarre starts-with-a-K spelling wouldn't be common.

uh is she the first white girl you ever met or somnething

e: its literally the name of a fast food chain

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Business Gorillas posted:


Half of the fun of tinder is amassing your own collection of weirdos

I don't believe any of this is real

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Fluo posted:

Most the poo poo I find is like





Is the bottom one how much she charges for a blowjob

Fluo
May 25, 2007

vyst posted:

Is the bottom one how much she charges for a blowjob

lol

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Kofi Annan posted:

I find tinder works pretty well for me. But then again my wife and I are both strippers so when I neg women are just grateful that they're mostly pretty enough to wash their soaked panties on my rock hard abs, instead of creeped out by all yalls repulsive shittiness. YMMV.

same

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
This is the best one I've come across so far

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
There's something about seeing all that bland lumpy flesh that makes you instantly recognize they are poly.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Wicker Man posted:

There's something about seeing all that bland lumpy flesh that makes you instantly recognize they are poly.

lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Wicker Man posted:

There's something about seeing all that bland lumpy flesh that makes you instantly recognize they are poly.

more rolls mean more woman for everyone

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Look at the proud stance. I wish I had 1/10 the confidence (or, honestly, foolishness)

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

xirs transition is coming along swimmingly

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
tinder is great and i bang hot chicks on the reg with it all the time :cool:

the problem actually becomes not having enough time to bang all of them. most of them you need to go on 3 or 4 dates with first, and that time adds up

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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3 or 4 dates lol

you scrub tier scrub

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Moltke
May 13, 2009
Downloaded Tinder and, wouldn't you know it, within the first hour I hooked up with OP's mom.

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