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Moltke posted:Downloaded Tinder and, wouldn't you know it, within the first hour I hooked up with OP's mom. So you downloaded it at a truck stop, then went to the bathroom.
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Moltke posted:Downloaded Tinder and, wouldn't you know it, within the first hour I hooked up with OP's mom. All new users get that when they create an account.
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Jan 17, 2016 22:06
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Zzulu posted:3 or 4 dates lol anyone can bang a fatty on date 1. but for the real good lookin ones you gotta work a bit
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Jan 17, 2016 22:12
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It's only the overweight ones that actually message you first after you mistakenly swiped right on a clever MySpace angle.
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:I did the same, but it was neon genesis evangelion instead of hockey and instead of deleting my account out of shame we're getting married Haha. Nerd.
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kazr posted:i used tinder and now... i'm gay That's Real.
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Girl I work with got a nose ring, then her nose swelled around it and she needed to have one of our coworkers take it out with pliers. The cost of being unique, ahahaha.
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Tattoos and piercings are just about the most boring of ways to be unique, but it's better than coloring your hair
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Profondo Rosso posted:tinder is not even close to worth the return on investment to get laid through it Tinder is the easiest way to get laid if you're attractive.
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kazr posted:i used tinder and learned how exhausting it is feigning interest in boring, unintelligent people
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Professor Shark posted:Tattoos and piercings are just about the most boring of ways to be unique, but it's better than coloring your hair
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Holyshoot posted:Tinder is the easiest way to get laid if you're attractive. why are you postig in gbs if you're attractive mentally or physically
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Jan 18, 2016 01:14
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Profondo Rosso posted:why are you postig in gbs if you're attractive mentally or physically fwiw I'm physically attractive but a gigantic rear end in a top hat and that kind of cancels out the former
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Jan 18, 2016 01:19
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:anyone can bang a fatty on date 1. but for the real good lookin ones you gotta work a bit Lol no, no you don't.
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greg sexyvibes posted:Lol no, no you don't.
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Blue Train posted:fwiw I'm physically attractive but a gigantic rear end in a top hat and that kind of cancels out the former same
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Jan 18, 2016 01:41
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Sexual predator half-men who insult every woman they meet on the Internet in order to find a weak, easy lay. Broken women with no self-esteem. Release the seed and flee, little man. Putrid man.
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Blue Train posted:fwiw I'm physically attractive but a gigantic rear end in a top hat and that kind of cancels out the former Wow just like me, except not attractive at all Let's bone
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Professor Shark posted:Tattoos and piercings are just about the most boring of ways to be unique, but it's better than coloring your hair Professor Shark my girlfriend had her coworker/friend over this weekend and she is a major PAWG and has a great rear end. I thought of you buddy
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:anyone can bang a fatty on date 1. but for the real good lookin ones you gotta work a bit this must be an american thing
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I can confirm from my year in Europe as an awkward teenager that European hot chick's are definitely different from American ones. I actually got attention from them, and I didn't even have to open my mouth. 
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Dave Concepcion posted:this must be an american thing you have to court a proper lady in order to protect her virtue, three dates until sex and only anal until marriage also you mustn't pursue a man or you look desperate
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Cum to europe mates, the land of milk and honey and boning
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Zzulu posted:Cum to europe mates, the land of milk and honey and boning I live in Syria, can I come to Europe?
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vyst posted:Is the bottom one how much she charges for a blowjob Those are whoopie pennies. Everytime shes had sex you put a penny in the jar.
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I don't use tinder because I'm incapable of loving or being loved
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Gaunab posted:I don't use tinder because I'm incapable of loving or being loved Are you capable of loving or being fucckedb/c it's pretty good for that
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naem posted:Are you capable of loving or being fucckedb/c it's pretty good for that "Not here for hook ups."
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naem posted:Are you capable of loving or being fucckedb/c it's pretty good for that I would hope so but not being lovable makes it hard to get to the point of loving
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Gaunab posted:I would hope so but not being lovable makes it hard to get to the point of loving Maybe don't be such a loser then. If you cant fake being interesting to get laid you are beyond help.
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With 38% of the US being obese, I'm willing to use this new technology to tap into the bounty of sweaty maws that resemble pussy.
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I tried tinder and the really hot girls never liked me back life is bullshit.
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Captain Yossarian posted:Professor Shark my girlfriend had her coworker/friend over this weekend and she is a major PAWG and has a great rear end. I thought of you buddy Awww thanks dude!
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Judakel posted:I tried tinder and the really hot girls never liked me back life is bullshit. It's all about dating up. Even the warthogs feel as if they can do better than you.
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Holyshoot posted:Tinder is the easiest way to get laid if you're attractive. yeah
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I live in Syria, can I come to Europe? u have to promise not to rape all our women and enslave all our men
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Judakel posted:I tried tinder and the really hot girls never liked me back life is bullshit. Don't try and be attractive, there's thousands of dude who are better looking than you and short of wearing their skin you'll never look that good. Post pictures of you looking interesting and doing interesting things that the people you want to mash genitals find interesting. Go hiking or hunting or take up MMA or something. You have a cool picture so they like that, then you talk to them and meet up and they find you so interesting they forget you look like a Lord of the rings goblin.
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i treid to use #tinder but #yoru mom kept sending me picktures of her #bigblackcock
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it must really suck being straight and having to pretend you dont just wanna meet up and gently caress once and never see the other person again
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hemale in pain posted:it must really suck being straight and having to pretend you dont just wanna meet up and gently caress once and never see the other person again it kinda does. being gay is sex's version of "easy mode"
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