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Dannywilson posted:You know this is how friendships are broken right? No that's why I'm making sure that he is taking possession of it in every possible physical or legal sense of the term
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:If the kid gloves come off and I intend to maim I can easily eat a half pound of roasted clove garlic whole without even a stomach ache. My dad once theorized it was due to an oxygen allergy. The chick who stopped sleeping with me after our fart duel did remain a friend though, and a year or two later I went to a powerman 5000 show, she got up against the stage and I camped the back wall. Ripped rear end and I saw her whole body briefly sieze and then she turned around from the stage, pushed past the pit till she saw me, and pointed at me shaking her head. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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Also how the gently caress can you like, own, a mullet anyways. That'd be like trying to put a price on freedom
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Also how the gently caress can you like, own, a mullet anyways. That'd be like trying to put a price on freedom Everyone is trademarking nonsense these days, but I'm sure you have this all lined out somewhere.
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MrYenko posted:If that isn't love, I don't know what is. It's even better, for Seattle goons it was El Corazon, the same place I saw Mindless Self Indulgence, Anal oval office, Dragonforce, and Devin Townsend doing Ziltoid. She came directly from her friends wedding, so picture the crowd you'd imagine for a Powerman show and now.have a clean, stylish, and impeccably dressed attractive young black woman show up in a gorgeous floral print bridesmaid dress, elbow length white globes, solid white versions of those old patent shoes girls wore a lot more often in the mental image I have for the '50s, and clutching a ragged bouquet that she said she had to take someone to the ground pretty hard in order to obtain. E: Dannywilson posted:Everyone is trademarking nonsense these days, but I'm sure you have this all lined out somewhere. drat right, fucker was only 3 bucks at Goodwill and check the poo poo out of the frame, nothings sliding off this bitch.
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Raluek posted:Did you get her number? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knx0Hc7Dde0 14" what were you doing in the back of a Prius
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CharlesM posted:Lol I've been in that rite-aid after using the quick title place and it was the shittiest store Took the words right out of my mouth. Easily the most depressing rite-aid in existence. Elmnt80 posted:Not really, you lay on a table on your back with your dick under a towel and some chick spreads gel on your balls, then moves the wand around. It could be fun under non "I'm gonna lose a testicle" circumstances. this is literally how it goes, and yes you can tell its gonna be a bad day when that chick has a doctor come in to look at the results (while not telling you anything)
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Jan 21, 2016 18:33
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So taking away the only thing I have truly ever managed to do better than anyone else in my entire life
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BraveUlysses posted:Took the words right out of my mouth. Easily the most depressing rite-aid in existence. Still not as depressing as the grocery outlet next door. Granted it is slightly less shady than it was before they built the giant apartment building. I kinda miss Mr Bill's at times, spent a lot of time sitting in that lovely diner.
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Also how the gently caress can you like, own, a mullet anyways. That'd be like trying to put a price on freedom How is this not a T-Shirt already?
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 The white patch by the lock was there before, but the rest of this is new. There's also a fresh smash on the frame by the transmission and the shift cable bracket was missing one bolt entirely and the other was in only 2 threads and totally loose.  Cost of a free camaro, $240 in registration related issues, $405 impound fees, and my name not on the title when it shows up not at my house in 6 to eight weeks.
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Jan 23, 2016 01:41
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Does that camper say "Penis Finder"?
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InitialDave posted:Does that camper say "Penis Finder"? Picnic Finder, you dirty old man.
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InitialDave posted:Does that camper say "Penis Finder"? First thing I saw....
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So the Camaro is officially at its new home with its legal owner.
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set sail for dick
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Panty Saluter posted:set sail for dick wait did he buy a boat
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Well yeah the Lincoln is right there 
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Panty Saluter posted:set sail for dick Aye aye, skipper
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Future update from previous owner once she knows someone else owns it now: my boyfriend says it's worth $2500 "holds out hand"
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everdave posted:Future update from previous owner once she knows someone else owns it now: my boyfriend says it's worth $2500 "holds out hand" *signed copy of bI'll of sale bitch*
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Oh cool the civic suddenly won't stay running unless it's at a full half choke, and has a surging aND very unsteady idle.
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Oh cool the civic suddenly won't stay running unless it's at a full half choke, and has a surging aND very unsteady idle. a civic scorned
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:a civic scorned Except it's not, I really only half assed tried to get her to take the civic for its tabs and it could have just as easily ended with me never getting it back, I chose to gamble the Camaro in order to protect it  Cmon lil buddy
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The Honda Strikes Again! Wuts the big idea with the Prius?
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Oh cool the civic suddenly won't stay running unless it's at a full half choke, and has a surging aND very unsteady idle. I typically start surging at full half choke too
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Jealous Cow posted:I typically start surging at full half choke too Half choke is only for pussies that can't make a decision.
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atomicthumbs posted:theres a baby black widow up your jets
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I've warned it about the dangers of auto erotic asphyxiation before. Luckily I've always been inside it when it nodded out but I'm afraid one of these mornings I'll come out and find it there, fuel pump sprayed all over, and a picture of a Biturbo wearing striped panties tucked under its wiper blade.
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Man, to top off the Tijuana Donkey Show my body visited the last month, the losing of the Camaro, and the crapping out of the Civic today, I have also been unilaterally striking out on this whole try to find at the very least a rebound date to have a dinner with and try to force myself out of my comfort zone of substituting cats for human physical and emotional affection. I have no idea what else to try any more, I kept the photo focused on me, I appear confident and know what I want and expect, I kept the filler text straight and to the point because nobody is going to read a novel, and I hoped to really capture that impression of not being afraid to get my hands dirty and make sure the job gets done. All I can think is perhaps with it so streamlined for efficiency I'm not making a strong enough first impression. Tips?
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:Man, to top off the Tijuana Donkey Show my body visited the last month, the losing of the Camaro, and the crapping out of the Civic today, I have also been unilaterally striking out on this whole try to find at the very least a rebound date to have a dinner with and try to force myself out of my comfort zone of substituting cats for human physical and emotional affection. I have no idea what else to try any more, I kept the photo focused on me, I appear confident and know what I want and expect, I kept the filler text straight and to the point because nobody is going to read a novel, and I hoped to really capture that impression of not being afraid to get my hands dirty and make sure the job gets done. All I can think is perhaps with it so streamlined for efficiency I'm not making a strong enough first impression. Tips? 
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How far y'all reckon that tinder profile would get me with the tumblr dexron III crowd by heralding Bill as an inspiration and a hero for raising awareness to basic human rights for all, no matter what they look like on the outside. As its clearly what's inside that all of us that unite us all as one cohesive whole. And it is up to us to stop all the fighting and realize we all have a place where we can fit together.
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14 INCH DEVITO posted:How far y'all reckon that tinder profile would get me with the tumblr dexron III crowd by heralding Bill as an inspiration and a hero for raising awareness to basic human rights for all, no matter what they look like on the outside. As its clearly what's inside that all of us that unite us all as one cohesive whole. And it is up to us to stop all the fighting and realize we all have a place where we can fit together. They're more Pentosin than Dexron-III.
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I went ahead and pulled over a few blocks from work due to a sudden and powerful odor of offgassing rubber and oil under the hood
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