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I hung my electric guitar on the wall in my movie room. On a scale of 1-10 how much of a midlife crisis sign is this? Seems pretty bad, but it looks good up there and not sitting in its case. What other signs of midlife crisis should I be on the lookout for?
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:43 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:12 |
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u should hang a noose from ur rafters then indulge in the solitary orgy that is selfmurder
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:45 |
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I'd hang mine on the wall instead of having 5 stands cluttering up the corner of the room but I live in an apartment and cant start punching holes in the wall. I think it just means you're utilizing available space which is smart. edit: wait, do you play it? If no, then yeah, total midlife crisis.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:46 |
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OP i haven't done that since my early 20s so maybe you are just in a young life crisis?
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:49 |
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:I'd hang mine on the wall instead of having 5 stands cluttering up the corner of the room but I live in an apartment and cant start punching holes in the wall. I think it just means you're utilizing available space which is smart. Don't play as much I used to unfortunately
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:49 |
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I guess it's better than hanging a claymore sword or some replica video game sword, so you got that going for you. I'd think the worst you could do is hang a Spencer's poster and have a black light. With all that in mind I think you're just experiencing a mild case of midlife crisis.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:49 |
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Luvcow posted:OP i haven't done that since my early 20s so maybe you are just in a young life crisis? You're playing a guitar right now!
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:50 |
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King of Bees posted:You're playing a guitar right now! i am cooking breakfast right now (hash browns, eggs and ham) so i guess thats kind of like a food guitar
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:51 |
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i cant play anymore so i put mine on the walls. eveey now and then i dust them with a feather duster
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:51 |
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my old guitars are on stands but my nicest is in a protective case
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:52 |
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10
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:55 |
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are you considering buying another guitar to hang on the wall? if not, you're probably gonna be fine
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:59 |
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It's next to a framed rock poster. How much worse does that make it?
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 13:59 |
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King of Bees posted:It's next to a framed rock poster. How much worse does that make it? whic band
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 14:02 |
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Having creative hobbies and interests, how infantile.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 14:06 |
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I picked up guitar playing and gym-going when I turned 33, and it was def. early midlife crisis warning. Still better than becoming a weekend biker on a brand new Harley, or hunting 20yo girls at the bars by the university. E: the solution is to join a band with a bunch of older guys, suddenly you feel like a newborn baby in comparison. Adverse effects can include playing Creedence, Boston and Foghat songs. lilljonas fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Feb 12, 2016 |
# ? Feb 12, 2016 14:10 |
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Ehud posted:whic band Misfits flier lilljonas posted:I picked up guitar playing and gym-going when I turned 33, and it was def. early midlife crisis warning. Harley losers are the worst. Literally buying a whole identity kit and kaboodle from the official Harley shop at outrageous prices. Lame. I actually played in lots of old punk bands in my youth, toured, all the good stuff. But now my guitar is on my wall next to my misfits flier
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 14:18 |
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gently caress. I was chopping jalapeños and washed my hands and still burned my eye when I itched it. GUESS IM NOT JERKING IT THIS MORNING GOD DAMMIT!!!
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 14:57 |
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where's the worst pl,ace to put your finger if you have chili juice on it: -eye -nose -glans -butthole
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 14:58 |
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Panniculus Rift posted:where's the worst pl,ace to put your finger if you have chili juice on it: nose
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 15:14 |
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Mama, put my guitars in the ground, I can't play them anymore.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 15:17 |
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Panniculus Rift posted:where's the worst pl,ace to put your finger if you have chili juice on it: Chili juice in the bum bum shouldn't be that bad if you're already an eater of spicy food . I got chili dick once and did the sex act (touched my weiner to guide it in)and she got chili vag anfd really, really mad at me. We were both ice packing ourselves almost immediately. I thought it was kind of funny though. She was latina and i was all, "cmon, you mean this has never happened to you?" Boy...was I really wrong to say that. Angry naked latinas..jfc.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 15:22 |
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lol
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 15:25 |
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King of Bees posted:Chili juice in the bum bum shouldn't be that bad if you're already an eater of spicy food . I got chili dick once and did the sex act (touched my weiner to guide it in)and she got chili vag anfd really, really mad at me. We were both ice packing ourselves almost immediately. I thought it was kind of funny though. She was latina and i was all, "cmon, you mean this has never happened to you?" Boy...was I really wrong to say that. Angry naked latinas..jfc. AYE KURUMBA!
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 15:37 |
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That's one hot tamale
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 15:41 |
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King of Bees posted:I hung my electric guitar on the wall in my movie room. On a scale of 1-10 how much of a midlife crisis sign is this? Seems pretty bad, but it looks good up there and not sitting in its case. What other signs of midlife crisis should I be on the lookout for? Wait, it's not even a signed guitar or anything? Just some random Fender Squire you decided to hang up? Lame as gently caress.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 15:45 |
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How old is your gf?
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Sheep-Goats posted:How old is your gf? two are 19, one is 24 and one is 27
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 15:50 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Wait, it's not even a signed guitar or anything? Just some random Fender Squire you decided to hang up? Lame as gently caress. dont sign your posts pls
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 15:52 |
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i thpight yu were that other bee avatar closet juggalo
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 16:10 |
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Dave Concepcion posted:two are 19, one is 24 and one is 27 Hope you're 38+ old buddy *clinks glass
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 16:36 |
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Luvcow posted:i am cooking breakfast right now (hash browns, eggs and ham) so i guess thats kind of like a food guitar SOLO!!! *eats a package of oreos*
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 16:48 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Wait, it's not even a signed guitar or anything? Just some random Fender Squire you decided to hang up? Lame as gently caress. I had a fender squire bullet back in the day that was rad as gently caress. Whachootalkinabout!? Here is a bad pic of the guitar I hung on my wall perhaps in a midlife crisis moment:
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 16:55 |
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King of Bees posted:Don't play as much I used to unfortunately you dont play at all you foagie fuckface you can lie to yourself but not us the fact youre even asking should be the answer in itself lol
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 17:03 |
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maybe you're just a twat
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 17:12 |
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floor stands are better for guitars OP, only guitar center hangs them up edit: Gretsch are cool
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 17:17 |
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Mr. Unlucky posted:you dont play at all you foagie fuckface you can lie to yourself but not us gently caress. First Golden Corral now this. Guess i have to get a Porsche and start bangin 24 year olds while I can still get it up. Kids, don't get old.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 17:22 |
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lol just .. just lol at anyone over 30
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 17:29 |
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Nooner posted:lol just .. just lol at anyone over 30 Kill them all. Start with me.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 17:32 |
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King of Bees posted:I had a fender squire bullet back in the day that was rad as gently caress. Whachootalkinabout!? I think the guitar would look cooler if you hung it horizontally, like a rifle or a katana blade.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 17:32 |