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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Thank God. I never want to see him on the field for any reason

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Trading Pop Dog for Parm is choosing fire over ice in the literary sense.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
RIP all time great forehead.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Poop Doug sent me a PM once. I ignored it

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

davecrazy posted:

RIP all time great fivehead.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
im sorry pop dog i love you

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



thank you for only two lost turnovers in the SB. you will be forever mediocre in my heart~

But seriously though I'll miss those good times. Have a nice retirement!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Parm is a one-dimensional gimmick.

Pop Dog will give us some needed versatility.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
It's pretty great that the Sheriff gets to ride off into the sunset with another ring. Better still that in the midst of 2 scandals, he's getting touched by it less than Tom Brady did against the vaunted Chiefs D that has the highest paid linebacker in football on it

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Can we trade Parm for Pop Dog?

The worst thing about ignoring Parm is people still quote him all the drat time

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

All part of Goodell's plot to destroy the Saints by um...showing them on TV.


Glad you won your two Super Bowls, but I also thank you for the Tracy Porter pick six. I'm sure you will retire with a BUDWEISER and enjoy some PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA while you review your NATIONWIDE insurance.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Farewell sheriff

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
I love it when players get a nickname in the last few years of their career.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Mystic Stylez posted:

The worst thing about ignoring Parm is people still quote him all the drat time

I engender a lot of discussion, I guess.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

davecrazy posted:

I love it when players get a nickname in the last few years of their career.

when the hell did he get that nickname anyway, I never heard it until Cam dropped it in that NFCCG postgame interview and i've sperged about football since 98

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/mikegarafolo/status/703702187751415808
https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/703710391222796292

:laffo:

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
The QB bubble needs to be destroyed and our man Kirk will be the one to bring it about.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
can't wait until peyton does his dumb sentimental one day contract with the Colts so I can like him again

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Ross Angeles posted:

can't wait until peyton does his dumb sentimental one day contract with the Colts so I can like him again

I hope he trips and breaks his face walking on the field

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

PrinceRandom posted:

I hope he trips and breaks his face walking on the field

I hope he loses his Papa John's sponsorship and has to sell his franchises

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I forgot till now how much the offseason owns when your team is (are?) World Champions :toot:

Another day in a row where we are undisputed World Champions. :hfive:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ross Angeles posted:

can't wait until peyton does his dumb sentimental one day contract with the Colts so I can like him again

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

3 DONG HORSE posted:

*pinches self*

yup, still champs :3:

It's awesome going on you tube and watching videos of all the analysts talking about how great the 2015 Broncos were, after spending all season with them telling us how bad the 2015 Broncos were, until we won the Super Bowl :shobon:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
^^^ :feelsgood:

O/U on how many Percocets Irsay ingested before sending that tweet

Calm
Apr 7, 2006

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

^^^ :feelsgood:

O/U on how many Percocets Irsay ingested before sending that tweet

I'd say at least 7, with a booze multiplier of 3.5x. No other explanation for why you'd put a comma in a string of exclamation points.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Peyton Manning signs one day, $35 Million contract to retire a Colt.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

zimbomonkey posted:

Peyton Manning signs one day, $35 Million contract to retire a Colt.

Worth it for that Super Bowl in my lifetime.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

The return of Trent Richardson?

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

PrinceRandom posted:

I hope he trips and breaks his face walking on the field

I hope a streaker then trips and lands rear end-and-balls-first on Peyton's broken face.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

ChickenMedium posted:

I hope a streaker then trips and lands rear end-and-balls-first on Peyton's broken face.

A Looney toons skull loving

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Now why the gently caress didn't he just retire on the podium in a spectacle which would easily be replayed again and again as one of football's most memorable moments for decades instead of shilling for awful beer

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Blarfk posted:

Now why the gently caress didn't he just retire on the podium in a spectacle which would easily be replayed again and again as one of football's most memorable moments for decades instead of shilling for awful beer

My only guess is he "didn't want to overshadow the team's moment"

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Or want the team to overshadow his moment

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Blarfk posted:

Now why the gently caress didn't he just retire on the podium in a spectacle which would easily be replayed again and again as one of football's most memorable moments for decades instead of shilling for awful beer

Retiring directly after the Super Bowl would have been All Time Bad Form holy poo poo

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

He's signing Ricky Jean-Francois again but for a bigger contract

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

whypick1 posted:

The return of Trent Richardson?

Sorry Jim, Ozzie beat you to it.

:negative:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The Puppy Bowl posted:

Sorry Jim, Ozzie beat you to it.

:negative:

ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I'm so sorry. I thought you knew.


http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/ravens/bal-ravens-moving-toward-deal-with-trent-richardson-20160225-story.html

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Trent richard's Son, is going to run wild on The Bengals, as he did in the years called 2012 and 2014.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




nerve posted:

Retiring directly after the Super Bowl would have been All Time Bad Form holy poo poo

didnt Elway do this

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