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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I made a terrible thing

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Booblord Zagats posted:

I made a terrible thing



You made a wonderful thing that's terribly executed.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Germstore posted:

You made a wonderful thing that's terribly executed.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Germstore posted:

You made a wonderful thing that's terribly executed.

More praise than it deserves

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
I'll make one when I get home for this good thread. this thread is good.

loinburger
Jul 10, 2004
Sweet Sauce Jones

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

This one is real, isn't it.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

veedubfreak posted:

This one is real, isn't it.

Not sure about that particular issue but yes, poz magazine is totally real

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Because this is GBS I feel the need to point out that it isn't about bugchasing.

Poz my mail hole.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Not sure about that particular issue but yes, poz magazine is totally real

I see no issue with a magazine for HIV positive peoples. I just have a problem with all the bug chasers that I know subscribed as well.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

i put ur mom on the nine-inch diet

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Ugh, now I wish i had used the joke "I have burned you all, so all that is left is myself" - The Enfield Story

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

I know it is a meme but this one always makes me giggle.



Jimson posted:

I see no issue with a magazine for HIV positive peoples. I just have a problem with all the bug chasers that I know subscribed as well.

Oh I have no issue with it, any more than I would a support mag for cancer patients. The bug chasers subscribing thing is super loving creepy though

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Germstore posted:

You made a wonderful thing that's terribly executed.

Just like GBS, eh?

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006

loquacius posted:

i put ur mom on the nine-inch diet

and i still have no idea what it actually is

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

bluewedge posted:

and i still have no idea what it actually is

It's where you get subway footlongs and only eat nine inches of them, cuts off some of the calories.

Idk what you do with the rest, send it to Jared I guess, he likes things that are 3

CuddleCryptid fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Mar 11, 2016

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

DreamShipWrecked posted:

send it to Jared I guess, he likes things that are 3

what does this mean

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010
you know when you have an idea you think might be kind of funny and then realize
you've just spent way too long working on something that ends up creeping you out?




this is that thing...

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

lonesomedwarf posted:

what does this mean

jared fogle is a former subway spokesman and convicted pedophile

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DreamShipWrecked posted:

It's where you get subway footlongs and only eat nine inches of them, cuts off some of the calories.

I'd what you do with the rest, send it to Jared I guess, he likes things that are 3

Ahhhh....if this is what it really means it makes so much more loving sense to me.

As I thought that POZ thing was fake, I thought the 9-inch diet was:

1) Referring to how thin their waists were (lol aids) or
2) It was a diet to give you a 9 inch dong

It's amazing that eating less food makes you less fat.....

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

^^^ A+

spud posted:

Ahhhh....if this is what it really means it makes so much more loving sense to me.

As I thought that POZ thing was fake, I thought the 9-inch diet was:

1) Referring to how thin their waists were (lol aids) or
2) It was a diet to give you a 9 inch dong

It's amazing that eating less food makes you less fat.....

Not sure if joking but blue wedge put that top bar in, it's a dick joke. I doubt they are advocating sex tourism in POZ magazine as well

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
It's been forever since I did one of these.

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

The Cubelodyte posted:

It's been forever since I did one of these.



this one is good

the theme I would like to see explored is "a magazine enabling people in a bad habit and actively encouraging them to ignore people who tell them they should stop" like the real magazine from the OP

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

loquacius posted:

this one is good

the theme I would like to see explored is "a magazine enabling people in a bad habit and actively encouraging them to ignore people who tell them they should stop" like the real magazine from the OP

So, GBS Quarterly.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Nice.

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

winter.mute posted:

you know when you have an idea you think might be kind of funny and then realize
you've just spent way too long working on something that ends up creeping you out?




this is that thing...


i totally understand

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
======================================
=....................................= =
=....................................= =
=.........BAD AT PHOTOSHOP...........=
=.............MAGAZINE...............= =
=....................................= =
=....NOSHOP.................TOUCH....=
=...SHAMING................YOURSELF..=
=................O........... UP.....=
=..............\ I / ................= =
=...GUIDE TO.....I...................=
=....HIDING...../ \.........@SCII....=
=...UNDER A..................ART.....=
=.....ROCK.................IT'S BACK.=
=..........................IN STYLE..= =
=....................................=
=..........TRIGGER WARNING:..........=
=........EXCLAMATION POINTS!!........=
======================================

eDIT: ORIGINAL ARTWORK!! DO NOT STEAL!

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Mar 11, 2016

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Not sure about that particular issue but yes, poz magazine is totally real
Is there really an HIV positive monk named "Chodo?" :wth:

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Sup guys, getting my new dancing pole installed

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Goodpancakes posted:

Sup guys, getting my new dancing pole installed



Earth is about to lose its orbit and plummet into the Sun. Its been nice knowing ya'll.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Drunk Nerds posted:

======================================
=....................................= =
=....................................= =
=.........BAD AT PHOTOSHOP...........=
=.............MAGAZINE...............= =
=....................................= =
=....NOSHOP.................TOUCH....=
=...SHAMING................YOURSELF..=
=................O........... UP.....=
=..............\ I / ................= =
=...GUIDE TO.....I...................=
=....HIDING...../ \.........@SCII....=
=...UNDER A..................ART.....=
=.....ROCK.................IT'S BACK.=
=..........................IN STYLE..= =
=....................................=
=..........TRIGGER WARNING:..........=
=........EXCLAMATION POINTS!!........=
======================================


eDIT: ORIGINAL ARTWORK!! DO NOT STEAL!

[‌fixed] that for you

Halah
Sep 1, 2003

Maybe just another light that shines

symbolic posted:

i totally understand



Oh god, rainfurrest is a real thing, isn't it.....:ohdear:

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010
Man of the year issue

winter.mute fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Mar 12, 2016

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Halah posted:

Oh god, rainfurrest is a real thing, isn't it.....:ohdear:
yes

someone linked an album of pictures and tweets from it and uh, well, it's not pretty

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