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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



sincx posted:

An aspiring chef moves from the French country to Paris where he eventually starts his own bistro after a stint at a large restaurant.

ratatouille

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

sincx posted:

An aspiring chef moves from the French country to Paris where he eventually starts his own bistro after a stint at a large restaurant.

Amelie

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



sincx posted:

An aspiring chef moves from the French countryside to Paris where he eventually starts his own bistro after a stint at a large restaurant.

The hundred foot journey?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

A professional hole digger does not like kids or the idea of fatherhood gets swindled into visiting a poorly maintained zoo. Electrical issue ensue and the man is forced to embrace his role as a father figure. Newman dies.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Commie NedFlanders posted:

A professional hole digger does not like kids or the idea of fatherhood gets swindled into visiting a poorly maintained zoo. Electrical issue ensue and the man is forced to embrace his role as a father figure. Newman dies.

Jurassic Park

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

An agoraphobic family invites a guest over and they all turn into perverts.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



A daring raid lead by a special forces officer rescues a POW from his difficulties explaining how a pop star fits into the American zeitgeist to his captor.

An outcast is reunited with his mother after being separated from her at birth. Disgusted by her choice of lovers, he kills her minutes later.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

man loses faith in God until he sees his children's problems are all part of His plan

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Commie NedFlanders posted:

An agoraphobic family invites a guest over and they all turn into perverts.

Rocky Horror Picture Show or Edward Scissorhands

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Commie NedFlanders posted:

man loses faith in God until he sees his children's problems are all part of His plan

Signs

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

War veteran becomes Triggered, goes for a hike

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Commie NedFlanders posted:

War veteran becomes Triggered, goes for a hike

First Blood

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Live action Goldilocks, the extended version

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Commie NedFlanders posted:

War veteran becomes Triggered, goes for a hike

Rambo

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Commie NedFlanders posted:

Live action Goldilocks, the extended version

The Revenant :v:

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



a young man that likes to watch women have sex while he hides in their closets has his preference of beer insulted by his new friends

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



An encounter taking a shortcut home from a party ultimately leads to an unfortunate case of mistaken identity.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

The X-man cometh posted:

Thor?

A janitor and his friends start a successful small business against the wishes of his new girlfriend, but run afoul of an established competitor.

Half Baked


A woman in rural New York state suffers the trauma of watching her husband flayed by an unknown creature, only to be psychologically abused by government investigators.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

jiharlequinade posted:

Half Baked


A woman in rural New York state suffers the trauma of watching her husband flayed by an unknown creature, only to be psychologically abused by government investigators.

MIB

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



jiharlequinade posted:

A woman in rural New York state suffers the trauma of watching her husband flayed by an unknown creature, only to be psychologically abused by government investigators.

Men in black

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Otisburg posted:

The Revenant :v:

The I was thinking of is a documentary

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Yep

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



A community leader struggles to get his debt forgiven, and learns to accept an illegitimate child as his own.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Minimalist Program posted:

The movie is an adaptation of the novel "the Orchid Thief" written by Susan Orlean.

I think this is my favourite.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Otisburg posted:

A community leader struggles to get his debt forgiven, and learns to accept an illegitimate child as his own.

Camelot

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Aging man tries to impress cool teens. Wife disapproves.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Aging man tries to impress cool teens. Wife disapproves.

Power Rangers: The Movie

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Commie NedFlanders posted:

Aging man tries to impress cool teens. Wife disapproves.

Battle Royale? :v:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Applewhite posted:

Rocky Horror Picture Show or Edward Scissorhands

Really good guesses, but this one has more homeschooling

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Applewhite posted:

Power Rangers: The Movie

univbee posted:

Battle Royale? :v:

Lol nice guesses but no, this will spur the collective goon memory: underage breasts

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




Was going for Rob Roy

These are still up for grabs:

A daring raid lead by a special forces officer rescues a POW from his difficulties explaining how a pop star fits into the American zeitgeist to his captor.

An outcast is reunited with his mother after being separated from her at birth. Disgusted by her choice of lovers, he kills her minutes later.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Otisburg posted:

An outcast is reunited with his mother after being separated from her at birth. Disgusted by her choice of lovers, he kills her minutes later.

Oedipus

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Privileged kid has a great leadership job lined up but decides to live with a group of hedonist degenerates instead. Changes his mind after hallucinating real hard. Returns to job, fires everyone in charge.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



a man travels the desert, fights the retarded for sport, and leads children out of the safety of a tranquil oasis to a world of quicksand and violence

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




Doesn't really fit the outcast part. The scene does get uncomfortably Oedipal tho.

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
A psychiatrist gives a presentation and has a book signing, then is abducted by a former patient. They later crash a party, before the patient is killed by police.

After a scientist visits a government outpost, an expedition of six is launched to investigate remote territory. None return.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Commie NedFlanders posted:

Privileged kid has a great leadership job lined up but decides to live with a group of hedonist degenerates instead. Changes his mind after hallucinating real hard. Returns to job, fires everyone in charge.

Said tripping occurs on worm poo poo

Doctor Medic
Apr 15, 2013

Going to space today!

Jonas Albrecht posted:

I don't even know how to be coy about this one.

Digital Underground dies on a rollar coaster in the weirdest loving movie.


Six pages later...

I can't believe I know this, but this is

Nothing but Trouble

directed by Dan Akroyd, who also appears in makeup that makes it look like he has a dick on his nose.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Business Gorillas posted:

a man travels the desert, fights the retarded for sport, and leads children out of the safety of a tranquil oasis to a world of quicksand and violence

Mad max beyond thunder dome

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



a former auto mechanic becomes the unassuming leader of his people by teaching them how to use tools to break into a fortified city that raids his town and kills his people for sport

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