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Ablative posted:I'd just like to say that I love the fact that this crew's idea of post-death world therapy is spending a week on a pleasure world getting absolutely loving pissed, then going back to the ship, ramming the nearest other ship with intent to board, and then ransoming the other ship's Navigators. Only in a Grey Hunter game
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 04:37 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:26 |
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JT Jag posted:I was sold the moment I heard Saint's Row In Space. Then our nameless captain wouldn't let me spend house money on stripper poles (
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 05:54 |
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Veloxyll posted:Then our nameless captain wouldn't let me spend house money on stripper poles ( Solid gold stripper poles, those are too soft, it wouldn't work, we need some like, more expensive poles.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 06:11 |
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Did I actually say SOLID gold, or did I just say Gold? Or of course, that solid gold can still be ALLOYED Gold stripper poles. That would be pure gold. Alternative: What would an ORK know about stripper poles? I only didnt ask at Footfall because I keep forgetting to bookmark the aquisitions table.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 06:36 |
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Ygmir posted:Solid gold stripper poles, those are too soft, it wouldn't work, we need some like, more expensive poles. Depleted uranium stripper poles
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 06:36 |
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Stripper poles made of solid cocaine.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 07:42 |
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JT Jag posted:Stripper poles made of solid cocaine. That would cause more problems than it would be worth.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 07:50 |
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For one, cocaine is even softer than pure gold.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 09:13 |
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JT Jag posted:Stripper poles made of solid cocaine. Ski slopes of cocaine with strippers
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 09:15 |
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Ablative posted:I'd just like to say that I love the fact that this crew's idea of post-death world therapy is spending a week on a pleasure world getting absolutely loving pissed, then going back to the ship, ramming the nearest other ship with intent to board, and then ransoming the other ship's Navigators. For a crew trying to, or which should be trying to stay under the radar on account of being composed mostly of heretics, xenos and mutants, they are rather easy to notice. Like, even by rogue trader standards, I mean.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 12:10 |
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It's so tempting to just roll out the inquisition, but I'm restraining myself. I have some nasty things planned for them though.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 12:19 |
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No doubt, but do keep in mind that Inquisitors are extremely rare, especially in the Expanse, and those that are here have very little to draw on so far from their seat of power. They're in our house and we haven't broken our Warrant- especially given the (shaky) alliance(ish) between the Tau and the Imperium!
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 13:40 |
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Veloxyll posted:For one, cocaine is even softer than pure gold.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 18:15 |
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JT Jag posted:Use
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 18:19 |
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Hey. The Lord-Captain may be a Xenos-loving pirate. His seneschal may be a conniving, backstabbing charlatan. The techpriest may be the mutant product of tech-heresy, and a renegade psyker to boot. But we do not convene with the Ruinous Powers.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 18:31 |
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"We will engage in every kind of heresy except for Chaos heresy" - last words of the Unyielding Sword's captain before being executed by the Ordos Xenos.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 19:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo5ro1nWsPU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyb_4IhQ96k These I feel are relevant to the thread and the campaign.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 19:47 |
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Dr. Snark posted:"We will engage in every kind of heresy except for Chaos heresy" - last words of the Unyielding Sword's captain before being executed by the Ordos Xenos. Pfft, we're a Rogue Trader crew, we're allowed to deal directly* with xenos!** *To an intentionally vague degree. **Depending upon the Warrant of Trade. apostateCourier fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Apr 18, 2016 |
# ? Apr 18, 2016 19:47 |
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Cooked Auto posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo5ro1nWsPU Ok. This is my new favorite channel https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pywjdJ7P-7o "Wardian Powerarmour"
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 20:16 |
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Remi has committed exactly no heresy so far. It's just that every thing there is to do with his very existence is very heretical, on multiple levels.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 20:19 |
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Cooked Auto posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo5ro1nWsPU Karl is in fact the best.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 23:32 |
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"I have never once been heretical. That implies I believed in the first place." - Lars the Mad
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# ? Apr 20, 2016 16:10 |
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I'm not quite sure that this is how the Imperium works when it comes to heresy.
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# ? Apr 20, 2016 16:23 |
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"Look, my warrant explicitly states that I can associate with whoever the gently caress I want, and liberate whatever ships I want. There's simply nothing you can do about it, it was signed by The Emperor himself, more than 10 millennia ago and if you have an issue with that, you can take it up with the my fanatically loyal army." - The Boss
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 02:05 |
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Cooked Auto posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo5ro1nWsPU That last video made me do an actual, literal spit-take, I was laughing so hard.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 02:33 |
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Warhammer 40k the Musical by this Karl guy https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLFxUO3AdwmnXoaGMfvZahdagQFgJ3Cnt2¶ms=OAFIAVgO&v=ltf6jaU9Ioc&mode=NORMAL I can't get enough of this. His dramas are weird, wacky and juvenile but very well written. It's like if a five year old had the skill of adult animator. As if Axe Cop and Red vs Blue had a Chaos baby.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 07:10 |
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Ablative posted:Hey. If your seneschal isn't a conniving, backstabbing charlatan, what is he actually there for?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 00:10 |
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That's a good point. If your seneschal appears to be on the level, then it means you're probably the one they're trying to screw over.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 23:43 |
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YeOldeButchere posted:That's a good point. If your seneschal appears to be on the level, then it means you're probably the one they're trying to screw over. Note that this applies to both of our seneschals!
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 00:04 |
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I just assume everything out of his mouth is an attempt to swindle me.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 00:46 |
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Ygmir posted:I just assume everything out of his mouth is an attempt to swindle me. What about me?
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 03:13 |
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I assume everything out of your mouth is an attempt to further Tau gains, sell me Tau gear, or offer military advice, at which point I tell you to do the thing in an authoritative manner so that you do better at it than you would otherwise.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 03:38 |
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Is anyone else concerned about the relationship between the Captain and the Tau
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 20:53 |
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JT Jag posted:Is anyone else concerned about the relationship between the Captain and the Tau I'm not.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 20:56 |
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JT Jag posted:Is anyone else concerned about the relationship between the Captain and the Tau Yes.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 20:57 |
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JT Jag posted:Is anyone else concerned about the relationship between the Captain and the Tau Why should I be concerned about my relationship with the Tau, they gave me a good soldier, are giving us a bunch of tools, and are sending over some technicians to supplement the Mechanicus, they seem perfectly trustworthy to me.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 06:36 |
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Ygmir posted:Why should I be concerned about my relationship with the Tau, they gave me a good soldier, are giving us a bunch of tools, and are sending over some technicians to supplement the Mechanicus, they seem perfectly trustworthy to me. We are! We genuinely have your best interests in mind and at heart.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 05:56 |
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Since apparently we have 1k xp judging by my character sheet. Dodge 200 Sound Constitution 200 and now the other half of my level. Drive (Ground Vehicle) 200 Forbidden Lore (Xenos) 200 Sound Constitution 200 Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 20:43 on May 7, 2016 |
# ? May 7, 2016 17:47 |
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This week: SKULLS!!! Also a fight or something. If you're into that.
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# ? May 7, 2016 20:50 |
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Also rambling!
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