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"Never in my life!" she said In the shower doesn't count but maybe it does for polling purposes raton fucked around with this message at 08:36 on May 2, 2016 |
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you know what no
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:28 |
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On? No. In? Yes. That's how you do The Sex after all!
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:29 |
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E: Smartphones are dumb
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:29 |
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One time my dog woke me up cause he had to pee. So I took him out and had to pee me self. So since it was like 12 I decide to just pee in the yard and my dog came by to sniff my pee puddle but I wasn't done and I ended up peeing all on his face
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Volume posted:One time my dog woke me up cause he had to pee. So I took him out and had to pee me self. So since it was like 12 I decide to just pee in the yard and my dog came by to sniff my pee puddle but I wasn't done and I ended up peeing all on his face you genius
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voted 2 of 3
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:31 |
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Chinatown posted:voted 2 of 3 sup
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Volume posted:One time my dog woke me up cause he had to pee. So I took him out and had to pee me self. So since it was like 12 I decide to just pee in the yard and my dog came by to sniff my pee puddle but I wasn't done and I ended up peeing all on his face Tha's boy dog
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:33 |
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Orkin Mang posted:you know what no I don't believe you for a fucken second
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Volume posted:One time my dog woke me up cause he had to pee. So I took him out and had to pee me self. So since it was like 12 I decide to just pee in the yard and my dog came by to sniff my pee puddle but I wasn't done and I ended up peeing all on his face 99% of my pisses are on a bush and my dog is always wandering in there sniffing and such yet I have never pissed on her. So no OP.
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:36 |
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If you didn't pee on a lady you can vote no in the poll If you did you can vote I PEE ON LADY If you didn't but you want to there is also an option for you somethingawful.com
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:37 |
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a small handful of times it wasnt my idea and not really my bag but it also didnt seem like a big commitment on my part if it got get their engine going
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:38 |
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i routinely piss on women as a matter of principle
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Orkin Mang posted:i routinely piss on women as a matter of principle What heights are vinolved
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Sheep-Goats posted:What heights are vinolved ottoman and beneath
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:40 |
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Yes but she was on fire and we'd recently had a huge argument where I specifically said I wouldn't do that. It was humiliating for me.
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:40 |
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I did it to this one lady while taking a shower. Shaquin posted:a small handful of times it wasnt my idea and not really my bag but it also didnt seem like a big commitment on my part if it got get their engine going ya but then your lady smells like pissssssss, ya know?
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:44 |
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Did YOU ever pee on a lady, OP?
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:46 |
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Orkin Mang posted:ottoman and beneath https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_D4L0SI2Rk
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:47 |
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dethkon posted:Did YOU ever pee on a lady, OP? Yeh AND I vote hey hey hey hey hey I HAVE NEVER WATNED TO PEE ON LADY BECAUSE OF SEXY JUST PRANK raton fucked around with this message at 08:51 on May 2, 2016 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Yes but she was on fire and we'd recently had a huge argument where I specifically said I wouldn't do that. It was humiliating for me. bithc
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:48 |
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i had this girl one time who would always want to follow me to the bathroom to watch me pee. that's as close as I got. sorry op and get hosed.
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:51 |
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Iron Prince posted:i had this girl one time who would always want to follow me to the bathroom to watch me pee. that's as close as I got. sorry op and get hosed. Noted IP Thanks
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:51 |
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one ex of mine wanted to pee on me but I don't want to be peed on. Animals have peed on me sometimes and I have never once been turned on by it and in fact I think its gross.
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# ? May 2, 2016 08:52 |
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i listenened to all 5mins of that and it sucked
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Orkin Mang posted:i listenened to all 5mins of that and it sucked I posted that because I didn't know what an ottoman height was
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Shithouse Dave posted:one ex of mine wanted to pee on me but I don't want to be peed on. Animals have peed on me sometimes and I have never once been turned on by it and in fact I think its gross.
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# ? May 2, 2016 09:03 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:
About 5' 8"
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Sheep-Goats posted:
welcome to the list
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Orkin Mang posted:welcome to the list Who else is on the list?!
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dethkon posted:About 5' 8" My brother said the giant Hodor-esq private threw the Turkman down the stone steps in Germany after the knife was pulled and split his head open I ate doner
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I peed on a dude. I was little and one of my older brothers friends was picking on me and I was all like "Stop it, or I'll pee on you". He didn't, I did, and it was a problem because he was sitting on the railing of a 2nd floor balcony when I let fly. I think he got pretty busted up judging by how mad all the parents were, and the fact that he didn't kill me.
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# ? May 2, 2016 09:36 |
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For sure, i've peed a little in the shower and it likely landed on her feet
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# ? May 2, 2016 09:40 |
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What type of pee on a lady we talking here? In the shower? Hell that's easy. In a non shower context when I'm sober? Not sure I could get myself to do it. ...yet
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solaranus posted:What type of pee on a lady we talking here? In the shower? Hell that's easy. In a non shower context when I'm sober? Not sure I could get myself to do it. Sheep-Goats posted:In the shower doesn't count but maybe it does for polling purposes
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# ? May 2, 2016 09:45 |
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super loving glad no one has ever looked at me and casual asked "hey can I piss on you"
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# ? May 2, 2016 09:51 |
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:super loving glad no one has ever looked at me and casual asked "hey can I piss on you" Me 2 probs
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:super loving glad no one has ever looked at me and casual asked "hey can I piss on you" The first step on the path to goondom is avoiding mentally ill people that think they were born with the brain of a dog
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