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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer


I started going bald in my late 20's. I usually deal with it by shaving my head but I have gotten lazy lately and right now I've got a kind of Bozo the Clown thing going on.

This thread is a safe place for older goons who may have male pattern baldness or just have questions for those of us who do.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

JiveHonky posted:



I started going bald in my late 20's. I usually deal with it by shaving my head but I have gotten lazy lately and right now I've got a kind of Bozo the Clown thing going on.

This thread is a safe place for older goons who may have male pattern baldness or just have questions for those of us who do.

Do you have low T?

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
How do you continue living your worthless life each day?

www
Aug 4, 2010

im sorry about you lack of hair. NOT get hosed you baldy bitch

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
remember yesterday when you got madder and madder that revenants return kept posting threads? lmbo

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

remember yesterday when you got madder and madder that revenants return kept posting threads? lmbo

yes

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Parity warning posted:

How do you continue living your worthless life each day?

i dont

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

www posted:

im sorry about you lack of hair. NOT get hosed you baldy bitch

thanks

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Have you had your T level checked? Can you even get hard at all?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Darth123123 posted:

Have you had your T level checked? Can you even get hard at all?

no and no

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
these are good questions

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:

Darth123123 posted:

Have you had your T level checked? Can you even get hard at all?

uh I know what you're aiming at but it apparently works the other way around: aging hair follicles can't cope with excess T.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
I don't appear to be losing my hair yet but to be honest that's like saying a big turd hasn't dried out and lost its lustrous sheen

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

If you are already going bald I suggest you start taking testosterone and maybe some steroids, see how far you can take your baldness.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

uh I know what you're aiming at but it apparently works the other way around: aging hair follicles can't cope with excess T.

evidence in this thread points otherwise. See OP.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Darth123123 posted:

evidence in this thread points otherwise. See OP.

excellent point Darth

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
What's it's like to be reminded of the reapers cold touch every time you pass by a reflective surface

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

notZaar posted:

What's it's like to be reminded of the reapers cold touch every time you pass by a reflective surface

you dont have to be lonely at farmersonly.com

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
city folks just wouldnt understand

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
male pattern baldness is caused by male hormones shitfart retards

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Never been a better time to be bald.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

vug posted:

male pattern baldness is caused by male hormones shitfart retards

passed down to you by your mother

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i have a lush head of hair but i went bald on my dick

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i have a lush head of hair but i went bald on my dick

hahaha wild

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Serious post. I've heard a good way to determine how your baldness will turn out is by how it went for your grandfather on your mom's side.

Not sure if there's a women equivalent warning sign for this sort of thing or not though. But I have seen some women in their 40's or so lose hair the same way.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
comb overs are the one true answer. All the chicks love guys with a comb over.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i have a lush head of hair but i went bald on my dick

freak

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Hrist posted:

Serious post. I've heard a good way to determine how your baldness will turn out is by how it went for your grandfather on your mom's side.

Not sure if there's a women equivalent warning sign for this sort of thing or not though. But I have seen some women in their 40's or so lose hair the same way.

that mythistical and an old wives thging according to modern science baldness can strike at random

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
im a skinhead right now ama

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


i also have rabies

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
i dont have MPB tho for actual real i just hate the small talk when it comes to hair cuts its my most larry david life choice ver

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i have a lush head of hair but i went bald on my dick

lucky

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
If you're white and balding/bald it's best to commit suicide

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Shaquin posted:

i dont have MPB tho for actual real i just hate the small talk when it comes to hair cuts its my most larry david life choice ver

You posted a pic IIRC in which you looked especially "bald n goony"

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

Hrist posted:

Serious post. I've heard a good way to determine how your baldness will turn out is by how it went for your grandfather on your mom's side.

Not sure if there's a women equivalent warning sign for this sort of thing or not though. But I have seen some women in their 40's or so lose hair the same way.

my maternal grandfather went fairly bald but i've shown no signs so far. my dad's side of the family have full heads of hair, like thick grey jewfro kind of thing. maybe i can convince myself to look forward to that in my old age

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

You posted a pic IIRC in which you looked especially "bald n goony"

ive posted lots of piocs let me get a good one now

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
my hair is not at maximum bald right now so itll be fore illustrative purposes only let me get my props

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

If you're white and balding/bald it's best to commit suicide

hey butt fucker check out this jesus fish i drew

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Shaquin posted:

my hair is not at maximum bald right now so itll be fore illustrative purposes only let me get my props

post your balls for comparison

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Darth123123 posted:

post your balls for comparison

idk what this means are you asking to see my ball hair??? my body hair is blonde its not worth it i assure you

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