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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Schumacher (RIP*) is the best. You all are wrong wrong wrong.

*his career

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SFH1989
Apr 23, 2007

IOwnCalculus posted:

But Liquid Communism, Wrar, and SFH1989 know how to read the question. :smuggo:

:smug::hf::smuggo:

Don't forget he also won the 24 Hours of Daytona and he won the '67 24 Hours of LeMans with barely any practiced and drove almost 18 hours of the race.


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Not a bloody chance, Foyt is not even top ten of greatest drivers. Jackie Stewart, Jim Clark, Sebastian Loeb, a whole list of 50's and 60's racers and frankly the list goes on. Oh and Stirling Moss. .

If you're going to go by driver's who had the majority of their success in the same basic type of racing then the true greatest driver ever is clear: John Force

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





SFH1989 posted:

If you're going to go by driver's who had the majority of their success in the same basic type of racing then the true greatest driver ever is clear: John Force

Tru.dat. Has there ever been someone more dominant in a single series?

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

SFH1989 posted:

If you're going to go by driver's who had the majority of their success in the same basic type of racing then the true greatest driver ever is clear: John Force

Except I for one didn't do that. Clark, Stewart, Moss and many others didn't have careers solely around open wheelers - Moss for example did a lot of Targas and I'd regard his win the 1955 Mille Migilia as the single best drive by any driver ... who beat a guy called Jaun Manuel Fangio by 32 minutes.

Oh geez, I forgot Tazio Nuvolari. Success on bikes AND cars

CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Jun 16, 2016

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

The Locator posted:

The game is to pick what you think everyone else will pick. Gulf livery is low hanging fruit on that question.

I didn't expect it to win, but I at least expected it to be mentioned.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
No Jacky Ickx? :(

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



You assholes! I thought gulf but in my heart I knew the One True Answer was the Porsche pig livery and just one other player had the balls give the right answer. There went my chance at a top 1/4 finish with one single question.

How am I supposed to tell my wife I ended up middle pack?

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Man, nobody respects the 9x winner of 24h at Le Mans and 6x winner of 12h at Sebring :(

And he's such an awesomely cool dude in real life, too.

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jun 16, 2016

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I put Senna in as a placeholder and never went back to change it. I should have put Jazz or Hot Rod / Roddimus Prime or something.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

MrChips posted:

British Racing Green/Gold - 2
Jeherrin
InitialDave

:hfive:

ephphatha
Dec 18, 2009




The correct answer.

I went Gulf for sheep points but BR Green is the greatest colour.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 7: If the iconic paint doesn't interest you, the cheating that goes on in motorsports probably will. This is without a doubt the most devious cheating scheme I've ever heard of.








Question 8: What is your greatest automotive-related fear?








Answers soon...

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
???? Someone thought he fan car was a cheat when it was declared legal at the time????

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

???? Someone thought he fan car was a cheat when it was declared legal at the time????

There was no regulation on the length of fuel line you could have, either ;)

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Huh... looks like my 'Fire' answer might have actually been a good one. The other one, maybe not so much. :v:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 7: If the iconic paint doesn't interest you, the cheating that goes on in motorsports probably will. This is without a doubt the most devious cheating scheme I've ever heard of.

Toyota's WRC Celica bypassing the restrictor plate - 21
Naked Bear
literally a fish
Wrar
Slung Blade
Seat Safety Switch
Enourmo
freelop
Cached Money
SSJOnizuka
Geirskogul
GrantC
blindjoe
KozmoNaut
bolind
Deeters
IOwnCalculus
Motronic
SFH1989
CharlesM
NitroSpazzz
ionn

Smokey Yunick's 7/8-scale Chevelle - 8
Maksimus54
Bajaha
ephphatha
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
sadnessboner
Terrible Robot
Mat_Drinks
CannonFodder

The "fan cars" - Brabham BT76 and Chaparral 2J - 4
slidebite
Jeherrin
SharkyTM
CornHolio

Smokey Yunick putting a basketball in the gas tank - 3
Liquid Communism
TheFonz
The Royal Nonesuch

Smokey Yunick's five-gallon fuel line - 3
some_admin
leica
Sigma X

Let's face it, it's Yunick, isn't it? - 2
InitialDave
Somewhat Heroic

ACES:

Hondas 4cyl V8. - cursedshitbox
Hiding weights in the front of the sled to make it go faster - scuz
Sebastian Vettel's (Red Bull) rubber nose from 2012in F1. - The Locator
Trapdoors with lead shot. - Astrollinthepork
Picture of a tunel painted onto a boulder. - ShittyPostmakerPro
1982 F1's brake cooling water resevoir/lead ballast system - 1500quidporsche
don't know - ilkhan
SALAMI DOWN THE PANTS - Cat Terrist
Tyrrell P34 - meatpimp
Wooden roll cages in early nascar - Elmnt80



Question 8: What is your greatest automotive-related fear?

Getting killed/injured in an accident - 7
Cached Money
CornHolio
scuz
leica
Wrar
IOwnCalculus
literally a fish

Expensive/catastrophic mechanical faliure - 5
sadnessboner
Astrollinthepork
CannonFodder
Bajaha "KNOCK-KNOCK jokes" :laffo:
bolind

Getting in a serious accident - 4
freelop
Enourmo
Geirskogul
ionn

Other drivers - 3
Jeherrin
GrantC
TheFonz

Being trapped in a burning car - 3
KozmoNaut
Liquid Communism
The Locator

Being pinned under a car, slowly crushed to death - 3
SharkyTM
meatpimp
Elmnt80

Driving off a mountain pass - 2
Maksimus54
Slung Blade

Rust - 2
Sigma X
Mat_Drinks

ACES:

Hit & runs - Seat Safety Switch
Running out of gas. I HAAATE that drat light. - SSJOnizuka
Reliability - cursedshitbox
Finding out that my car does not love me back. :'( - Naked Bear
Theft - blindjoe
My low-profile tires will commit hari-kari on a sharp curb - some_admin
Of flying - ShittyPostmakerPro
That one day all roads will become straight and flat - ephphatha
driving a boring car - 1500quidporsche
only autonomous vehicles being allowed on roads - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Timing Belts - Motronic
Someone writing off one of my "important" cars - InitialDave
accidentally hitting a kid - ilkhan
No more manuals - Deeters
Buying a lemon - slidebite
Mustangs leaving Cars & Coffee - Somewhat Heroic
SEX BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE IN CARS - Cat Terrist
Car underwater - NitroSpazzz
Not getting a hold of my favorite cars before they are all destroyed / ruined / off the road etc - CharlesM
Buying a car I end up hating - SFH1989
No longer being able to drive a car with an internal combustion engine and a manual transmission. - Terrible Robot
Losing my License - The Royal Nonesuch

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 8:

Deeters - 155
SSJOnizuka - 145
literally a fish - 139
Cached Money - 133
SharkyTM - 130
slidebite - 128
NitroSpazzz - 123
leica - 122
IOwnCalculus - 122
Bajaha - 120
sadnessboner - 120
bolind - 115
Mat_Drinks - 114
Astrollinthepork - 113
CannonFodder - 112
some_admin - 109
Seat Safety Switch - 108
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 107
blindjoe - 106
Enourmo - 104
Maksimus54 - 103
ionn - 102
Sigma X - 101
The Locator - 99
Liquid Communism - 98
Wrar - 97
SFH1989 - 96
CornHolio - 93
meatpimp - 93
Somewhat Heroic - 90
Elmnt80 - 89
The Royal Nonesuch - 79
TheFonz - 78
CharlesM - 76
ephphatha - 72
Motronic - 72
Slung Blade - 70
GrantC - 70
freelop - 69
InitialDave - 65
Geirskogul - 60
ilkhan - 53
Jeherrin - 52
KozmoNaut - 47
cursedshitbox - 46
Naked Bear - 38
Terrible Robot - 27
scuz - 18
1500quidporsche - 14
ShittyPostmakerPro - 11
Cat Terrist - 11

See you all tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 9 and 10!

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





And the rapid slide to mediocrity begins!

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

The Locator posted:

And the rapid slide to mediocrity begins!

:hf:

I called another middle finish as soon as I pressed the "send" button.

Gotta say, Terrist, ShittyPostmakerPro is kicking your butt. You're both gunning for wolf, but at least his answers are plausible and not complete non-sequiturs.

meatpimp fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jun 16, 2016

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

meatpimp posted:


Gotta say, Terrist, ShittyPostmakerPro is kicking your butt. You're both gunning for wolf, but at least his answers are plausible and not complete non-sequiturs.

Do I look like I care? :D

quote:

The "fan cars" - Brabham BT76 and Chaparral 2J - 4

Seriously guys - that wasn't a cheat. A very clever reading of the rules, allowed to race and banned afterwards. However...

quote:

Smokey Yunick's 7/8-scale Chevelle - 8

WTF? Holy crap I'm going to go have a read on that one, that's loving impressive

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Seriously guys - that wasn't a cheat. A very clever reading of the rules, allowed to race and banned afterwards.

I can't remember whether it raced under appeal or not but there was alot of politics surrounding that car, the legality of it hinged on the primary purpose of that fan being for cooling which I doubt would've stood up if there was a serious appeal to the result of that race.

F1DriverQuidenBerg fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jun 17, 2016

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Do I look like I care? :D

For the effort put into wolfing, yes. :D

quote:

Seriously guys - that wasn't a cheat. A very clever reading of the rules, allowed to race and banned afterwards. However...

And that, I think, is the definition of the best cheat.

meatpimp fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jun 17, 2016

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


I'm glad to see that there's at least one question we weren't totally predictable on

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



And here I thought the Toyota restrictor plate bypass would be too obscure. It's a wonderful piece of engineering.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

1500quidporsche posted:

I can't remember whether it raced under appeal or not but there was alot of politics surrounding that car, the legality of it hinged on the primary purpose of that fan being for cooling which I doubt would've stood up if there was a serious appeal to the result of that race.

It was allowed to race until the end of the season, it was however withdrawn from racing by the team after it's sole win. The win was ratified by the FIA - over 50% of the fan's use was for cooling.

quote:

And that, I think, is the definition of the best cheat

And as said, it was declared legal at the time but later banned. If it was cheating, it would never have raced or won races, given how blatant it was - and I add the actual primary concern / howling by other teams wasnt the ground effects but the stones and poo poo being kicked up. And a lot of clever reading of the rules happens all the time, is declared legal but later banned, no one is charged with cheating. We are talking about the FIA who just fined Hyundai 50 grand for windows that had to be trimmed a few mms to fit.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

gently caress, totally forgot about the WRC Toyota fuckery sonofabitch.

Also lol at CSB's biggest fear :v:

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





leica posted:

Also lol at CSB's biggest fear :v:

Somewhat Heroic also with a solid answer.

SFH1989
Apr 23, 2007

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

WTF? Holy crap I'm going to go have a read on that one, that's loving impressive

It wasn't actually 7/8th scale but an impressive car none the less. He basically built a modern stock car about 20 years early from the way I understand it. Pretty much everything he did was impressive, from bending rules to throwing hammers.

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

leica posted:

gently caress, totally forgot about the WRC Toyota fuckery sonofabitch.

Also lol at CSB's biggest fear :v:

Motherfucker, me too.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I wasn't really sure how many of the Smokey Yunick stories were true and how many were urban legend.

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

I was going to go with the 7/8 Yunick car but since it wasn't actually 7/8 as far as I can tell, I went with a different answer.

I demand a recount invalidating those answers for no points! :mad:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

I was going to go with the 7/8 Yunick car but since it wasn't actually 7/8 as far as I can tell, I went with a different answer.

I demand a recount invalidating those answers for no points! :mad:

That's exactly why I went with the fuel line cheat instead! :argh:

ephphatha
Dec 18, 2009




I just went with that one cause it's a great story, Yunick himself is the standout for greatest cheat/rules bender. Though the celica restrictor is definitely tops for devious and flat out rule-breaking modifications.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



The Locator posted:

Somewhat Heroic also with a solid answer.

I appreciate the recognition :buddy: and was a little surprised by the ace.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Welp, so much for acing the whole thing. :shrug:

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

MrChips posted:

Question 5: This person is, in my opinion, the greatest racing driver of all time.


ACES:


The Stig - CornHolio



I just want to point out how loving wrong all of you are.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



CornHolio posted:

I just want to point out how loving wrong all of you are.

I would like to point out the question clearly states person.

The Stig is a force of nature

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Bajaha posted:

I would like to point out the question clearly states person.

The Stig is a force of nature

Some Say.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 9: If you ask me, I think this car on sale today offers the best performance-for-price ratio of all.








Question 10: Looking back on the history of this car model, it was consistently awful across each generation it was made.








Answers soon...

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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Not having a grey PT to match the other two is shameful. You couldn't go for the double hat trick?

:colbert:

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