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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

vols bitch posted:

did you have your shovel in your hand

:vince:

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Jan 28, 2009

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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vols bitch posted:

did you have your shovel in your hand

No but I was still a scrawny loving dweeb who thought I was super cool. The reality is I am a loser and this was the coolest thing I ever did in school.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Skeleton Ape posted:

Sounds legit.

Schools have changed. It started when I was in like middle school and by. Time i had a cell in HS it had been fully ingrained in the system. Teachers are powerless now. They know it and kids know it. All the old school"I am the law" teachers have been either fired or jailed. It's great.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

satanic splash-back posted:

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Windows 98 posted:

No but I was still a scrawny loving dweeb who thought I was super cool. The reality is I am a loser and this was the coolest thing I ever did in school.

owned

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I had a pager in high school :ohdear:

:owned:

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Volume posted:

Schools have changed. It started when I was in like middle school and by. Time i had a cell in HS it had been fully ingrained in the system. Teachers are powerless now. They know it and kids know it. All the old school"I am the law" teachers have been either fired or jailed. It's great.

Even better, physical bullying usually has zero tolerance and tons of stigma now in a lot of places, so kids just destroy each other psychologically over text and social media. At least you could go home and heal after a beating!

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Pvt.Scott posted:

Even better, physical bullying usually has zero tolerance and tons of stigma now in a lot of places, so kids just destroy each other psychologically over text and social media. At least you could go home and heal after a beating!

We are making a generation of hardened Internet warriors

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pvt.Scott posted:

Even better, physical bullying usually has zero tolerance and tons of stigma now in a lot of places, so kids just destroy each other psychologically over text and social media. At least you could go home and heal after a beating!


bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Blue Train posted:

I had a pager in high school :ohdear:

:owned:

what were you dealing?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

bradzilla posted:

what were you dealing?

Farts. He was dealing farts.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

I loving love that picture.

Children under the age of 35 tend to lack that kind of perspective, though.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Volume posted:

I straight up coldcocked a teacher for taking my phone from my hand. He got fired for it.

i misread this as cuckolded and thought 'drat, that's harsh'

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

TOOT BOOT posted:

i misread this as cuckolded and thought 'drat, that's harsh'

Would have been an appropriate response by the administration.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

TOOT BOOT posted:

i misread this as cuckolded and thought 'drat, that's harsh'

I'm glad I'm not the only one that GBS has irreparably mentally damaged

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Windows 98 posted:

In school a teacher tried to take my phone away and when I told her no she said she would take it forcibly from me if I didn't hand it over willingly. I replied "try me, bitch" and then got sent to the principals and suspended for 3 days. I think they thought they were owning me, but my parents didn't want a teacher touching an expensive phone they paid good money for (a Razr) anyway so it was basically a 3 day vacation cause lol if your parents try to enforce grounding you while they go off to work for the day.

i bet ur parents wished they bought u a different type of razor now

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

social vegan posted:

i bet ur parents wished they bought u a different type of razor now

lol :drat:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

social vegan posted:

i bet ur parents wished they bought u a different type of razor now

:emo:

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

social vegan posted:

i bet ur parents wished they bought u a different type of razor now

Lol :boom:

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you never know the full extent of someone elses game, if this 11 year old with a 3 foot cock is turning down 21 year old tinderellas imagine the fine teenage trim he actually bothers paying attention too - this kid fucks

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

social vegan posted:

i bet ur parents wished they bought u a different type of razor now

nice

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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social vegan posted:

i bet ur parents wished they bought u a different type of razor now

drat I just got owned

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

social vegan posted:

i bet ur parents wished they bought u a different type of razor now

:sever:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Pvt.Scott posted:

Haha, poo poo. I didn't have a cellphone until I was 18 . I didn't need that poo poo before I was out of high school. I knew the numbers for all of my friends and a bunch of local places and a landline was never far away. Kids today are hosed on that front, but gently caress you if you think Johnny Snotnose the 10-YO should have a fragile $3-800 electronic device that can be easily lost, stolen or broken in a multitude of ways on his person, when he should be at school, at home, near home or with his parents. A land-line phone and a PC or similar with Internet at home should be plenty sufficient to let him communicate with the outside world. If he wants to have secret chats, he can go to the public library and IM his girlfriend about fingerbanging her while sitting next to homeless dudes on either side looking at porn and whacking it under a pile of smelly clothes.

Schools are starting to get poo poo like tablets and IM networks/FB knock-offs for the school/student body. Kids having cellphones means they wouldn't be able to monitor their conversations like hyper-vigilant weirdos, we couldn't have that. A friend of mine teaches in one of those trailblazing schools in some poor rear end district in NOLA, and she mostly just flips through their screens to make sure they're on task if they're supposed to be doing an assignment on them. Otherwise she just giggles at their stupid grade school poo poo occasionally and doesn't really bother them. It's on record if the cops need it or some poo poo, I guess.


ive been out of high school for like six years and when i was in high school not having a cell phone and having a job meant not having any friends basically without exception

and dont try to say some bullshit that it like taught me a lesson or something about hard work because all it did was make me extra susceptible to social manipulation in college because i was then desperate for friends

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

nigga crab pollock posted:

all it did was make me extra susceptible to social manipulation in college

Lets hear some deets

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

satanic splash-back posted:

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im cute
Sep 21, 2009

SHISHKABOB posted:

It's funny because she probably did go to prison when she has something like bipolar possibly. And we all know that sending metnally ill people to prison makes them much better. Thats why we send them all there, right?

actuually all the mentally ill women who go to prison end up being endearing and quirky and, like, i can really sympathize with their predicament because they had a hard life before girl prison and their circumstances put them here, and not because they did crimes. trust me i saw a show about it.

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Nov 13, 2005

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paco650 posted:

actuually all the mentally ill women who go to prison end up being endearing and quirky and, like, i can really sympathize with their predicament because they had a hard life before girl prison and their circumstances put them here, and not because they did crimes. trust me i saw a show about it.

Please tell me more about this quirky jail girl documentary on how life really is behind bars :v:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Windows 98 posted:

Please tell me more about this quirky jail girl documentary on how life really is behind bars :v:

Same, but I'd prefer a focus on the shower activities of these manic pixie dream inmates.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

paco650 posted:

actuually all the mentally ill women who go to prison end up being endearing and quirky and, like, i can really sympathize with their predicament because they had a hard life before girl prison and their circumstances put them here, and not because they did crimes. trust me i saw a show about it.

I know you're joking but Orange is the New Black would be more accurate if it had more batshit crazy bitches smuggling crack up their pussies and giving you an STI just by looking at you.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
That's an adept own by an 11 year old kid and it makes me think of former GBS super mod abraham who got owned so hard by a 12 year old on twitter that he quit the internet.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
Extremely jealous of molested kid b/c he almost had sex.

satanic splash-back posted:

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Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Get On The Internet Like Nigga Just Stay Inside Haha

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dont use this word in GBS anymore. We dont put up with that racist poo poo. Final Warning.

Dr. Carwash
Sep 16, 2006

Senpai...
wtf is wrong with her chin @>@.....

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Carwash posted:

wtf is wrong with her chin @>@.....

My balls ain't resting on it.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

social vegan posted:

i bet ur parents wished they bought u a different type of razor now

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

nigga crab pollock posted:

ive been out of high school for like six years and when i was in high school not having a cell phone and having a job meant not having any friends basically without exception

and dont try to say some bullshit that it like taught me a lesson or something about hard work because all it did was make me extra susceptible to social manipulation in college because i was then desperate for friends

Alright, I can believe you there. I'm ok with a kid that has made it to high school having an expensive piece of consumer electronics. I'm not really ok with one in grade school or jr high though. A few years makes a huge difference. It's an essential part of adult life at this goddamn point, and I guess it's good that I don't have children because I might have them wait until they turn 14 to start carrying a loving future space computer around everywhere.

Cell phones were primitive as gently caress when I graduated, I'm talking TYOOL 2000 A.D. The world was still teeming with post-Y2K-Crash mutants fighting lawless gangs of Gen-X alt-rock bands. Motherfucking Snake was the hottest "app" on the market (there was no such thing as a phone app store). You got charged by the fuckin text if you went over your minutes, assuming you had a phone that was text capable. MySpace hadn't even released the plague of social media yet. People still huddled together in furtive groups, talking to one another face-to-face in order to socialize. It was dark days. Sometimes, you might not have heard from somebody or knew where they were for days. Did you know that the internet used to scream in agony when we connected to it back in the dark times? I hear that it screamed so long and so loud that it no longer makes a noise now, but it still screams in silent torment, its pain ever growing as more and more users connect to the red hot veins that make up the Web. the worst part was your mom would pick up the phone while you were downloading a 300k file and sever your connection. There weren't partial downloads back then fuckboi, no resumes. You had to start that poo poo over once your mom was done using the phone for 2 hours. That 300k might take you an hour or two to download anyway. All of that cyber-torment for nothing.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

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Minimalist Program posted:

That's an adept own by an 11 year old kid and it makes me think of former GBS super mod abraham who got owned so hard by a 12 year old on twitter that he quit the internet.

Can you furnish details on this? Because lol if true.

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

phasmid posted:

Can you furnish details on this? Because lol if true.

Yah just turn your monitor off haha

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