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I remember back in the day when I would think to myself, "Boy, I'll NEVER be like my Mom." Especially when she used to wear a sarong sans underwear around the house when my friends were over, and to my horror had it fall open a couple of times while she was sitting/getting up. But the other day I found myself throwing on some loose PJ shorts with no underwear in a rush to get a bottle ready for the baby, and later wondering if I'd just given the entire household a glance at my crotch while I got off the couch a'la my Mother. UGH. What are things you catch yourself doing now that having you stopping and thinking, "I've become my Mother/Father"?
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 16:01 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:37 |
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I guess I yell at my mom a lot
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 16:04 |
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i gently caress my mom
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 16:09 |
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Balding and have aquired a taste for sherry
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 16:11 |
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i drink like my father that is to say a lot
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 16:12 |
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I'm going to die unloved in a nursing home
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 16:13 |
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My dad told me I "must've been the milkman's kid" just yesterday. So I don't think we are much alike.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 16:16 |
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Being able to watch one of those tabloid shows like Entertainment Tonight and not having a goddamn clue who anyone is unless they've died.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 16:16 |
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fart without caring if anyone heard/smelled it
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 16:25 |
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anxious mess, just like mama taught me
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 16:25 |
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since I don't yet have kids to send long emails to telling them how disappointing they are I just drink too much and cry about how my life is in shambles also I stay up until 4 am playing video games and sleep until noon on weekends just like my dad
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 16:50 |
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i breastfeed now
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 16:53 |
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We'll I'm almost dad, mom's still waiting in fridge to vbecome
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:02 |
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social vegan posted:i breastfeed now he was ... feeding on her breasts
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:03 |
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i abandoned my kids in a denny's p lot
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:12 |
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my mom was 24 when she gave birst to me. I'm 27 and never hosed
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:15 |
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My dad used to wear a paper thin striped robe, and as far as I know has never worn underwear a day in his life. I refer to my adolescent years as The Boxer Rebellion.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:15 |
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I'm fag like dad
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:16 |
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pretty sure my dad pissed away most of his money gambling. i do the same; was up 2k yesterday and left with nothing. this just means I'm due though.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:16 |
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Kuato posted:pretty sure my dad pissed away most of his money gambling. i do the same; was up 2k yesterday and left with nothing. this just means I'm due though. should've double down
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:17 |
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socially awkward and sadbrains so just like both of em
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:18 |
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i have a gay son who didn't amount 2 anything but was raised by flapjacks alone in a denny's p lot
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:18 |
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Friendly Humour posted:I'm fag like dad
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:19 |
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social vegan posted:i have a gay son who didn't amount 2 anything but was raised by flapjacks alone in a denny's p lot I call him Flappy J. Jr.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:20 |
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I'm an alcoholic
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:23 |
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I'm also pretty gay, but i don't have the closeted self-loathing down.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:24 |
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I don't have any mannerisms like my mom or dad. I get told all the time that the doctors must've given my mom the wrong baby at the hospital.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:27 |
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My dad did the Calvin's dad thing where he'd tell me and my siblings freaky, often horrifying bullshit when we were young enough to believe it. He now does this to his grandkids. I don't do that. But dangit, when my nephews ask me a question the first answer that flits into my mind is always along those lines and I have to stop myself from saying something inappropriate. It's the only time I have a quick wit and I can't use it.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:31 |
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i am basically a miniature version of my dad when it comes to his mannerisms and traits
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:37 |
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symbolic posted:i am basically a miniature version of my dad when it comes to his mannerisms and traits goondolences for yourt tiny dick then
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:39 |
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Friendly Humour posted:goondolences for yourt tiny dick then
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:44 |
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symbolic posted:how do you know my father's penis is small ask him where he goes on thursday evening
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:46 |
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symbolic posted:how do you know my father's penis is small Friendly Humour posted:I'm fag like dad
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:48 |
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A week or so ago I talked to an older cousin who I hadn't seen in 20 years, over the telephone. She said "talking to you is so weird, because your cadence is an exact mixture of your mother and your uncle", which I found interesting. Unfortunately it's my crazy uncle Barry.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:49 |
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symbolic posted:how do you know my father's penis is small
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:52 |
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I drink and ignore my kids and I read a lot.
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:55 |
well when im dead ill be like my dad
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 17:57 |
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Drunk in early afternoon firing various firearms into the air in the backyard while wearing short shorts and blasting the Talking Heads. I have a legacy to uphold.Eonwe posted:well when im dead ill be like my dad Lol
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 18:05 |
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Eonwe posted:well when im dead ill be like my dad lmao
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# ? Jul 3, 2016 18:11 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:37 |
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im like God the Father bc i'm into magick and spells and hooo baby do i have a temper i'm like Big George my Father bc i'm a happy Drunk who does it with older women who were "rode hard and put away wet" as my Pappa always said, also i am dead inside and he is dead inside ANd outside so i'm catchin up I'm like Vroom my Mother bc i recently started to enjoy bodice rippers lately and i want to be hosed by a ghost
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