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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

ElectricSheep posted:

Chris Brown fans are vicious, they blamed Rihanna for pissing him off enough to beat her face in

It's like white knighting combined with battered wife syndrome
Chris Brown fans hate women

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I saw this on a t-shirt last night:

LAPD WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE A KING

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm making free breezy shirts; who wants one?

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

Gaunab posted:

I'm making free breezy shirts; who wants one?

They're free? I'll take one...

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Seriously though CHris Brown strikes me as the type of guy who would pull a gun in an argument to feel tough

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Wintermutant posted:

"YOU THE TYPE OF BIH THAT'LL GO TO THE ZOO & STEAL GOAT MILK FOR NO REASON"

this guy might have a point

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Heh, goat "milk".

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'm chris brown's lawyer and i just did a 360 over a cop car on my hoverboard :madmax:

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Okay, so I'm just going to ask: Does anyone actually use that swimming pool at Chris' house?

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Can they just blow this guy's head off so I never have to hear his name again?

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Nostratic posted:

Can they just blow this guy's head off so I never have to hear his name again?

But make sure it isn't recorded. Probably better to just have him "unexpectedly" die in prison, of "drug related issues."

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Al Cowens posted:

Chris Brown fans hate women

chris brown fans are women

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Girl's Instagram posted:

Equestrian 🐎

They deserve each other.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Set the house on fire.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
did anyone die yet

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Must love horses, gunplay, brutal uppercuts to the solar plexus

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....
What possibly is the police gameplan here? Just wait him out and let no food into the house?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

BexGu posted:

What possibly is the police gameplan here? Just wait him out and let no food into the house?

Waiting for a judge to issue a warrant ? It takes a couple of hours I think

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Cops just met an attorney and were escorted inside the house, I'm guessing he just surrendered, hopefully facing felony drug charges.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Why do they need one after the bag of drugs or whatever?

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Three Olives posted:

Set the house on fire.

Aren't you worried the embers might blow on to the roof of yours?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I like how usually the police will just break into the house and do whatever since the guy is black, but since its chris brown, they are actually going back and getting a search warrant

are you afraid he'll slao you too lmao

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Three Olives posted:

Cops just met an attorney and were escorted inside the house, I'm guessing he just surrendered, hopefully facing felony drug charges.

Nah, he'll just promise to talk to his pastor and get probation again.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Three Olives posted:

Cops just met an attorney and were escorted inside the house, I'm guessing he just surrendered, hopefully facing felony drug charges.

Three O it's nice to see you what happened to your AV?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
The best possible outcome is he gets shot or faces serious felony charges over a bunch of drugs and illegal guns in his house and was completely innocent for pulling the gun on the woman.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
is Chris Brown dead yet

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Jesus cops just hurry up and shoot the black guy, you know you want to and just don't even have to worry a little bit about being charged in this case.

wuffles
Apr 10, 2004

DEAD: Chris Brown in House, Surrounded by Cops

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Chris Brown is one of those guys whose current crimes are very clearly the tip of the iceberg

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Is he still on probation ? Will this impact it in any way ?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Decebal posted:

Is he still on probation ? Will this impact it in any way ?

Unfortunately it ended last year, otherwise he would be hosed.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Chris Brown is the man, and this latest episode only confirms it

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Like they're gonna find alligator pits and sex slaves if they ever get around to actually investigating him.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope he falls into a toilet hehe

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
"Beautiful home" :lol:

skeemon
Aug 4, 2007

$ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

hella people in this thang talkin bout hope he gets serious felony drug charges.. why? Who cares about the drugs dude allegedly threatened bitch with a burner

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Seriously cops just open the loving door to the basement. I guarantee you'll find something horrifically illegal.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

You don't even need to do it on purpose. "Oh we were rushing in and OOPS I kicked the door open and oh poo poo he's skinning Pandas in here."

SEND SPIKE JONEZ
Dec 31, 2006
spike jonez sent

mind the walrus posted:

You don't even need to do it on purpose. "Oh we were rushing in and OOPS I kicked the door open and oh poo poo he's skinning Pandas in here."

might as well just plant the drugs on him tbqh

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buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

Tiny Lowtax posted:

He is a piece of poo poo

:agreed:

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