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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Intruder posted:

Carr didn't break his finger last week

But I guess he's back so

oh yeah, he looks alright. hopefully it's not one of those deals where he comes back in and then after the game it's like yeah he needs surgery

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Volkerball posted:

oh yeah, he looks alright. hopefully it's not one of those deals where he comes back in and then after the game it's like yeah he needs surgery

He'll DeBerg it probably

http://articles.latimes.com/1990-12-24/sports/sp-5405_1_broken-finger

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

There was a play either right after DeBerg broke his finger or early in the first game after that where he handed the ball off and then was hopping around and bending over in obvious pain. After spending a good 2 minutes talking about how his finger must have been hosed up they finally showed a replay and Christian Okoye stepped on his foot.

So the Raiders should go sign a 270lb running back who can't go in any direction but forward in my opinion.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
*high fives 13 year old me*

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Volkerball posted:

*high fives 13 year old me*

We fuckin did it bro

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
RAIDERS BITCH

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
bump this thread whenever raiders bitch

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
raiders bitch

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

did you know that "raiders bitch" is an anagram for "starchier bid"???

me neither. raiders bitch

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Blitz7x posted:

We fuckin did it bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUbZMgQlncc#t=21s

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

We need GIFs of pirate girl and bandana girl from today.

Remember when we thought Carr was dead? That sucked

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Paperback Writer posted:

Remember when we thought Carr was dead? That sucked

Carr's surprise return needed a drat entrance theme and Jim Ross on commentary to go with the pop that came from the crowd.



Also, I've been waiting to join the thread from the start, since I don't really post much, but freaking Raiders Bitch! First winning season since I was 18, feels good.

e: I decided I wasn't showing proper faith during the game, after the Panthers extended their lead to 8, and donned my Marquette King jersey. Now I'm so hyped I might just have to sleep in it.

The337th fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Nov 28, 2016

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

The337th posted:

Carr's surprise return needed a drat entrance theme and Jim Ross on commentary to go with the pop that came from the crowd.



Also, I've been waiting to join the thread from the start, since I don't really post much, but freaking Raiders Bitch! First winning season since I was 18, feels good.

e: I decided I wasn't showing proper faith during the game, after the Panthers extended their lead to 8, and donned my Marquette King jersey. Now I'm so hyped I might just have to sleep in it.

*our god is an awesome god starts playing*
JR: BAH GAWD KANG THAT...THAT MUSIC
KING: JR I can't believe it! Is it really him?!
KING: CARR'S BACK

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
I was still in college the last time the Raiders had a winning season.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
sick as gently caress

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:


Raiders.

Bitch.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/GipsySafety/status/803041301679616000

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

warcrimes posted:



Raiders.

Bitch.

She actually looks like a really nice lady and I don't think you'll get anywhere negging her.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/GipsySafety/status/803055182334464000

https://twitter.com/GipsySafety/status/803055254828765184

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs
Things that haven't happened since 2002

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


NickRoweFillea posted:

*our god is an awesome god starts playing*
JR: BAH GAWD KANG THAT...THAT MUSIC
KING: JR I can't believe it! Is it really him?!
KING: CARR'S BACK

https://twitter.com/BretHart/status/802997594402136064


Is there anyone better to take up the mantle of "Excellence of Execution" than Carr?

nopants
May 29, 2004
Raiders suck. Chiefs bitch.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

nopants posted:

Raiders suck. Chiefs bitch.

reported

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

The337th posted:

https://twitter.com/BretHart/status/802997594402136064


Is there anyone better to take up the mantle of "Excellence of Execution" than Carr?

You'd think someone who has been concussed into oblivion wouldn't be a big fan of football

Doronin
Nov 22, 2002

Don't be scared
Since I work for IMG, I got to spend a week with the Raiders last month. They're loving awesome and genuinely a bunch of great guy so I hope they win everything. Raiders bitch!

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Nothing better than waking up to see Raiders Bitch is still in full force

Carr died for our sins then returned to save us, and Mack is his prophet

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

EvilHawk posted:

Nothing better than waking up to see Raiders Bitch is still in full force

Carr died for our sins then returned to save us, and Mack is his prophet

They call it the Mack Hole now.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Chichevache posted:

She actually looks like a really nice lady and I don't think you'll get anywhere negging her.

most Raiders fans are chill dudes and dudettes irl but once the war paint and spiked shoulder pads go on you best step the gently caress off

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
According to Raiders official Twitter, Bret Hart is a Raiders fan

Yup

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
As someone who went to Texas Tech during the Crabtree era, I am very excited to have a legitimate reason to bandwagon the Raiders.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

The337th posted:

https://twitter.com/BretHart/status/802997594402136064


Is there anyone better to take up the mantle of "Excellence of Execution" than Carr?

That nickname is so good

Kangra
May 7, 2012

Western author Bret Harte, also a Raiders fan.
  • Came to California in 1853, therefore not a 49er.
  • Once wrote a story called "How Old Man Plunkett Went Home"
  • Referred to those who came to California during the Gold Rush as 'argonauts', i.e. sailors, i.e. pirates, i.e. Raiders Bitch

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

Rabble posted:

As someone who went to Texas Tech during the Crabtree era, I am very excited to have a legitimate reason to bandwagon the Raiders.

Had we drafted Crabtree in '09 like we should have we would have ruined him. Worked out pretty well and he's a nice compliment to Cooper.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

According to Raiders official Twitter, Bret Hart is a Raiders fan

Yup

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

According to Raiders official Twitter, Bret Hart is a Raiders fan

Yup

He is a brain damaged drug user, so par for the course.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Bret Hart and his brothers used to pee in each others' mouths in the shower

Perfect Raiders fans

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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

hell yes


GipsySafety and CoachTed legends

warcrimes fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Nov 29, 2016

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