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super nailgun
Jan 1, 2014


suffix posted:

thank you, santa! i'm not sure what the hell i'm going to do with this but i'm certainly impressed with your dedication to ship it out here to bumfuck

extremely jealous! your santa did a very good job :D

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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

ShadowHawk posted:


Thanks C.H.O.M.E! This is rad as hell!

glad you liked it, merry yosmas, god bless us, every one

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

ShadowHawk posted:


A fashionably large Texas napkin

sometimes i wonder if i am the only person under the age of 50 who knows what a dish towel is

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Lutha Mahtin posted:

sometimes i wonder if i am the only person under the age of 50 who knows what a dish towel is

i also know what a dish towel is
but that fabric looks thin as hell so i thought it was a table runner

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

super nailgun posted:

I received a few more packages before Christmas... Finally opened them now that I'm done visiting family and having the flu!

First was an envelope with this...



...this looks fantastic!



Then the big box!



Music in the YOSPOS'est format.





Stickers!



I am apprehensive about putting this in my computer...



Some light reading...



And a magnificent 3D printed sculpture!



Thank you YOSSanta!


Glad you liked it! In the holiday rush i forgot to include anything for the doggos (sorry) and even a card.

If you really like POC||GTFO you can download them all here: https://greatscottgadgets.com/pocorgtfo/ OR buy the bible which is amazing: https://www.nostarch.com/gtfo

Hacker Crackdown is a great read about 80s/90s hacking.

More cool retro stuff: http://streaming.media.ccc.de/34c3/relive/9034

As for that CD, i *think* its the music CD so you should be fine. Just dont put it in a corporate laptop. Or you can just download the music here: https://media.defcon.org/DEF%20CON%2022/DEF%20CON%2022%20music/DEF%20CON%2022%20music%20CD/


quote:

Bonus holidoge pic



loving nice! My dog's neck is too big for sweaters.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Grassy Knowles posted:

i also know what a dish towel is
but that fabric looks thin as hell so i thought it was a table runner
The fabric is exactly what you get on a moderate scale restaurant napkin, and it's only slightly larger than the cloth napkins I got from Target. Slightly larger == Texas sized.

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
lot of old macs in this here thread

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Lutha Mahtin posted:

sometimes i wonder if i am the only person under the age of 50 who knows what a dish towel is

i've got you covered mate, much like every other ex-ussrland yosposter. dishwarshers are a luxury here, and drying stands are not too common either, so most kitchens are like mine, with a couple dish towels lying around

Startyde
Apr 19, 2007

come post with us, forever and ever and ever

Beast of Bourbon posted:

lot of old macs in this here thread

old macs never die they just get sned

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Startyde posted:

old macs never die they just get sned

counterpoint: 47µF aluminum-can SMT electrolytic capacitors

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Grassy Knowles posted:

i also know what a dish towel is
but that fabric looks thin as hell so i thought it was a table runner

yes, dish towels are usually thin, white colored, and possibly have a small folksy design on one part near the edge. fancier ones have the design hand-stitched but the Texas towel is v authentic even though it's printed

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i got a package! lets see whats inside


duck toy!


internet of things remote. time to get plugged in! (wirelessly)


instant read thermometer! i live in a world of sex number


this loving awesome art book


im gonna win the cold war


duke boys


just look at this sick rear end wizard puzzle man hybrid

thanks for the great gifts duckfarts!

super nailgun
Jan 1, 2014


That Art of Atari book owns :discourse:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

super nailgun posted:

That Art of Atari book owns :discourse:

:agreed: except for

quote:

foreword by ernest cline

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

PokeJoe posted:


this loving awesome art book

o man that looks amazing

(with the exception of the ernest cline thing :laugh:)

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

super nailgun
Jan 1, 2014


flakeloaf posted:

:agreed: except for

ouch... yeah...

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




an unidentified package from an exotic land had failed to reach me.on 27th of december, ive been informed. on my way to the postal office

e: oh god for some loving reason our state express mail service this package is with has shorter operating hours than regular snail mail so im not getting it at least until tuesday

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Dec 30, 2017

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
Dear Santa, the postman tried to deliver your gift but he was a big meanie and ran off with it. I have arranged for it to be redelivered but it will probably be next week before it gets here due to the new year and stuff. At least we can be confident that yosmas will be stretched at very least into early January, as is tradition.

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
im on vacation so havent been able to check out my presents yet, but im sure they will be there when i get home or else my Santa Will Be Banned :wth:

really happy to see my presents when i get home (🏠) !!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Fuzzy Mammal posted:

it was the return box for my dvr that i've cancelled false alarm lol. any elves or anything hear from my santa?



santa says YOSMAS is coming, though the schedule has been pushed back due to a fuckup by the project manager

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Looks like some folks gonna get banned

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

spankmeister posted:

Looks like some folks gonna get banned

:patriot::10bux:

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


USPS says my gift was delivered tuesday. santee post the box

I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017

PokeJoe posted:

USPS says my gift was delivered tuesday. santee post the box

If they dont post by tomorrow, u will be banned.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction?tLabels=cx602873651ca



dear richard merry yosmas

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

WELP

good thing this is happening when money is tight

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm sure it'll all work out somehow.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

PokeJoe posted:

USPS says my gift was delivered tuesday. santee post the box
ok but i didn't get to see it until thursday. since then i've been busy uhhhhhhhhhhhhh not moving the images to my desktop so i could upload and post em

this year from santa i got:
a box


preview of the inside of the box


beneath the nametag there were a variety of useful objects, such as:

some balls to better express my emotions


alien alloys from the pentagon's secret ufo program, which appears to attract magnets


assembly tools and instructions for the above, written in what is clearly some sinister alien language


everyone's favorite broccoli-eating dog, who is back, in magnet form, seen here chilling @ work with everyone's favorite apathy dog


some booze candy


a disguise to wear, in hell


wooden ball toy (??), at which i am not very good


and some "ginger" "mead", lovingly crafted by pokejoe earlier this year, currently in my fridge



thank you pokejoe! i will continue to practice with the wooden ball toy at work

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


that wooden toy is called a kendama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL3fgVVX-i4

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
ahh that's what my problem was, i was throwing the ball more than a few inches away from the cups

and also didn't have any sick beats in the background

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
suffix I see that another package was received, did you get it?

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


suffix posted:

there may be one more trinket from aliexpress but the seller first asked to cancel it and then marked it shipped anyway so who knows




i have recieved a package from the mysterious foreign lands of china


it said "electronic components" on the label and i thought cool, i ordered some electronic components

it wasn't electronic components


it was this mug (tastefully photographed in poor lighting on a yospos-appropriate platform)













at first i thought that was some weird face on the side but then i realized it's a gun, and that's the, uh, like spinny revolver thing



its a gun mug


i'm gonna be honest here tho if the design is a reference to some sci-fi movie gun or something i dont get it.

but anyway, cool mug! thanks suffix

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
it kind of owns how everyone gave better gifts than i did

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


all hail gun mug

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

delivered :f5:

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

PokeJoe posted:

USPS says my gift was delivered tuesday. santee post the box

if i was your santee, i am out of town until the 2nd. no one ban my santa (yet).

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry
funny... I didn't order a toaster

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

CrazyLittle posted:

funny... I didn't order a toaster

all the easier to toast the mealworms

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