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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > TripleMania XXVII: Where the booking is made up and the wins don't matter
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
LA PARK AND LA PARK JR AND EL HIGO DEL LA PARK

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Excited for them to set something up and Park to bail on it because it's stupid.

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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

 clowns vs. skeltals

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
LA loving PARK

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
LA Park is big now. Goddamn I can't believe he can still go.

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Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

 This is great

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 holy poo poo i'm so happy

we just had a match where from start to the end of the postmatch segment we saw 4 Clowns And 4 La Parkas

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


 Give me 3 hours of LA Park laughing in a suit.

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Wezlar
May 13, 2005



 I need a translation of this promo!

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

 Sharp suit with a lucha mask will never not be cool.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 he wants Pagano, mask vs hair!!!!!

* # ? Aug 4, 2019 03:51
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Chris James 2 posted:

holy poo poo i'm so happy

we just had a match where from start to the end of the postmatch segment we saw 4 Clowns And 4 La Parkas

Note Fake Parka is less impressive than LA Park's sons too. He is the dirt worst.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Power Windows posted:

Sharp suit with a lucha mask will never not be cool.

The coolest look is still fur coat Dr Wagner Jr

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

 I literally screeched when Park showed up

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Lid posted:

The coolest look is still fur coat Dr Wagner Jr

:hmmyes:

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 Time for the Reina de Reinas title TLC match! Keyra defends against Lady Shani, Taya Valkyrie, Tessa Blanchard, Faby Apache, Chik Tormenta and La Hiedra

NienNunb posted:

I literally screeched when Park showed up

:same:

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Wezlar posted:

I need a translation of this promo!

He swore a lot and told the owners he was their headache.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Twitch stream up to 36K viewers and we still have the AEW matches coming up

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Awwwwwwwwww little Shani is the best

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Wezlar
May 13, 2005



 Shani has a pretty sweet costume

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Lady Shani better win now that kid is too cute to be let down

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Faby Apache in that AAA doco was real cool

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 AYAKO HAMADA

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

 HAMADA

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Chris James 2 posted:

AYAKO HAMADA

I thought she retired over the meth?

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
lol Taya owns

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 Triple H is going to be in for a big surprise when he officially takes over and tries to trademark this wrestling event

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
That piece of paper was Impact's entire advertising budget dammit!

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Somehow this has been much safer than that AEW match where Britt Baker got severely concussed.

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
that was like two stiff strikes in a row to the side of Tessa's head

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Matt Striker just made a Good Explanation for kayfabing why ladder match climbers take so long (that being on a ladder those last rungs are loving terrifying)

I'm shocked he made such a good reason.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 The one table they had that didn't break easily :lol:

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Hamada and Apache's ring gear are too similar I keep confusing them.

I am the table

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

 I AM THE TABLE

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


 gently caress

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
JESUS CHRIST

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
JESUS CHRIST :gonk:

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Nevermind that lady just died.

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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Le Saboteur posted:

Somehow this has been much safer than that AEW match where Britt Baker got severely concussed.

you were saying?

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Wezlar
May 13, 2005

Le Saboteur posted:

Nevermind that lady just died.

way to jinx it

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