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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I would like to see drops per pass attempt.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the dc attorney general's announcement

https://twitter.com/AGKarlRacine/status/1590770373846601730
https://twitter.com/AGKarlRacine/status/1590770907194486784

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1590679661411176455?t=9fFxS4RHb7hmlw29VDzVnA&s=19

Darren...thank you

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

:stare:

Well then. Uhh. This is a bit more than expected to say the least.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Things getting weird here.

https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1590544339394232320

https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1590751775292002306

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







lol

quote:

Racine’s office said it also will seek a court order to force the NFL to release the findings of a previous investigation, conducted by attorney Beth Wilkinson, into the team’s workplace.


Snyder is toast

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Knowing Rovell, that's probably more than a bit of residual salt from knowing he missed the boat on crypto.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1590771954726109184?s=20&t=vkZwXJbUOPm19NNfmQ4ung

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







yeah no poo poo. why do you think there was only a verbal report? goodell is a bad haircut in a suit and he gets treated like he invented penicillin. gently caress that guy.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

That's the point. If OBJ very publicly said "convert all my salary to Meta stock" then absolutely people would be talking about how much money he lost too. The point is that you don't see so many public figured shilling for specific stocks, but when they shill for a virtual currency it's clear they have been convinced their involvement will result in artificial inflation in value.

Lifespan fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Nov 10, 2022

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Lol rip bozo

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Of course he was, he literally ordered nothing to be written down in a final report to keep everything hidden.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






unfortunately, snyder will still clear billions from a sale of the team even with any potential civil penalties, but at least that hump will be out of the league. i live in new york and even i hate that fuckin rear end in a top hat with a passion.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


Jill burrow.... hello

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

:chloe:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I love that every new fancy football stat is now based on "EPA" which is hilariously made up bullshit.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

https://twitter.com/Swagman_79/status/1590718586615570432?s=20

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

I love that every new fancy football stat is now based on "EPA" which is hilariously made up bullshit.

The concept of "expected points" in a sport like football is so on its face insane that i cant believe there are people out there who look at these stats and think "makes sense tbh"

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Expected points is a fine stat? It's not made up bullshit.

Attaching it to specific players isn't correct, but the logic itself is perfectly fine.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Expected points is just what a fan used to make themselves feel better when they lose.

Which ultimately is what stats are for I suppose

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

give me the Expected Punts stat instead

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


Yeah this was kinda weird but the Trevor Lawrence one got a genuine lol out of me

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I am getting horny for the trainwreck potential of this game.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1590782493174935552

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I wish it could get flexed to tonight

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/chargers/status/1590768630849048580?t=VPDycMJ83ZN-q3l7X4FzIA&s=19

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Getting called a lil' bitch by Bilbo Baggin's shittiest neighbor

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Pron on VHS posted:

I wish it could get flexed to tonight

no I want this to be over and done with

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Kalli posted:

Getting called a lil' bitch by Bilbo Baggin's shittiest neighbor



Dan Snyder should be sentenced to 1,000 swirlies in the filthiest toilet in FedEx Field

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Kalli posted:

Getting called a lil' bitch by Bilbo Baggin's shittiest neighbor



It's really funny reading formal legal wording of an adult acting like a lovely middle schooler.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I'm glad the NFL and Goodell are being sued as well. Everyone knows they cover poo poo up so that needs to stop

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
When I think paragon of masculinity I think of Dan Synder.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


he looks like a dweeb

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lifespan posted:

It's really funny reading formal legal wording of an adult acting like a lovely middle schooler.

He is one of the shittiest, brattiest dickheads in recorded human history

quote:

Vanilla: Flavor of ice cream that Snyder left to thaw in defensive coordinator Mike Nolan’s office TWICE in one season to let the coach know the owner felt his schemes were simplistic, or vanilla. John Feinstein wrote that Snyder’s second delivery, after a loss to Dallas, consisted of “three giant canisters of melting 31 Flavors ice cream” and a note that said “I do not like vanilla.”


https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/221900/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder/

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Brandon Thorn puts out his own measure of DL production in SackScore.

Edge:


Interior:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Tore his ACL week 1 last year, this week was going to be his first game since and tore his achilles at practice yesterday

https://twitter.com/49ers/status/1590803999187697664

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Chris James 2 posted:

Tore his ACL week 1 last year, this week was going to be his first game since and tore his achilles at practice yesterday

https://twitter.com/49ers/status/1590803999187697664

Worst legs ever

2016 - Tore ACL after 4 games
2017 - Destroyed knee, 1 game
2018 - Tore achilles, first day of training camp
2019 - Ankle injury, 1 game
2020 -
2021 - Tore ACL, 1 game
2022 - Tore achilles, in practice

Kinda healthy for 2 seasons (2015, 2020) since he also missed most of his rookie year with various injuries .

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Freaquency posted:

Yeah this was kinda weird but the Trevor Lawrence one got a genuine lol out of me

Yeah, I have to assume those two tweets were just a set up for "Treviya Lawrence"

Also LMAO at Kylie Murray

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Using this goofy stat, the Giants "should" be 4-4, the Panthers have an extra win.... oh and the Steelers should be 0-8.

https://twitter.com/DataWithBliss/status/1590798788427677696

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I admire his tenacity to go thru the mental and physical tolls of rehab that many times, but at a certain point it's probably time to call it.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Kalli posted:

Worst legs ever

2016 - Tore ACL after 4 games
2017 - Destroyed knee, 1 game
2018 - Tore achilles, first day of training camp
2019 - Ankle injury, 1 game
2020 -
2021 - Tore ACL, 1 game
2022 - Tore achilles, in practice

Kinda healthy for 2 seasons (2015, 2020) since he also missed most of his rookie year with various injuries .

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1590804584880132096?t=kFbYxmywGTTD5kQzrhCrXQ&s=19

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