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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Mega64 posted:

I assume all Ravens players are injured until proven healthy.

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Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Pain of Mind posted:

It managed to fix Vernon Davis, so who can say if pulling your pants down at work is good or bad.

The Mike Singletary Vernon Davis rant was good. "CAN'T DO IT"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB5-yJM3vJc

Also another example of footage from 2008 somehow being almost indecipherable

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Here's the 2003 Super Bowl (uploaded 2018):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK_2j0CDNFo

Which is obviously not at all the same quality as this video (uploaded 2009):

Docjowles posted:

The Mike Singletary Vernon Davis rant was good. "CAN'T DO IT"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB5-yJM3vJc

Also another example of footage from 2008 somehow being almost indecipherable

It's likely a combination of poor storage/preservation practices, terrible video compression algorithms, particularly if they were uploaded to Youtube in the 00s (which back then had a max resolution of, like, 240p), and the 90s/00s being when NFL broadcasting started shifting over to the first generations of digital cameras which took several years to start seeing improvements in camera resolution.

The big tell I use is looking at stuff like the scorebug, banners, and/or text. I clearly recall these elements being crisp back then -- if they're blurry then you can chalk the visual issues up to degradation/compression.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



One thing with the '03 Superbowl is the footage was cleaned up immediately and released on DVD, so there's widely available reasonable quality footage to pull from which isn't true of most games / off field stuff from even the 2000's.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The NFL is constantly trying to take down unauthorized footage from video sites. So quite often some random video of NFL footage on a random account has been downloaded and uploaded half a dozen times and has started to look like poo poo over the years.

Edit: you can generally find HD NFL content since the early 2000's, but you have to hunt. For example, the aforementioned Patriots v Panthers Superbowl looks much better here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH7r-gVJ6ug

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Sep 22, 2023

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I mean even if good quality footage exists for games in 2003—which obviously it does—my experience was still watching them on a CRT TV.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The NFL is constantly trying to take down unauthorized footage from video sites. So quite often some random video of NFL footage on a random account has been downloaded and uploaded half a dozen times and has started to look like poo poo over the years.

Edit: you can generally find HD NFL content since the early 2000's, but you have to hunt. For example, the aforementioned Patriots v Panthers Superbowl looks much better here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH7r-gVJ6ug

yea football video quality being horrific is a direct result of the nfl being dicks about their footage

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The NFL is constantly trying to take down unauthorized footage from video sites. So quite often some random video of NFL footage on a random account has been downloaded and uploaded half a dozen times and has started to look like poo poo over the years.

Edit: you can generally find HD NFL content since the early 2000's, but you have to hunt. For example, the aforementioned Patriots v Panthers Superbowl looks much better here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH7r-gVJ6ug

Oh god, look how young Guns was!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Bill's record might not last long if he even makes it.

https://twitter.com/MichaelDavSmith/status/1705244446147629094

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~


He's not making it

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

How old is Reid in BBQ years?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Jokes on you BBQ time is basically bullet time for him.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Papercut posted:

How old is Reid in BBQ years?

Kc "meat with catsup" style years?

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006





you'd think this would inspire coach bill to fire gm bill and stop wasting time.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Bip Roberts posted:

Kc "meat with catsup" style years?

KC is dry rub you absolute heathen

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

kiimo posted:

KC is dry rub you absolute heathen

…?

KC style is all about dat sauce

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1705351265666932808?t=2FsFfd2GEB4I1b1GQmAwjQ&s=19

ghostofbosa.jpg

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

kiimo posted:

KC is dry rub you absolute heathen


No Butt Stuff posted:

…?

KC style is all about dat sauce

2 kc goons enter


1 kc goon leaves

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Is Mack just toast at this point?

https://twitter.com/sethwalder/status/1705221827868475817?s=46&t=DcBXErlGIUJUj8quAgYfkQ

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Mack had a good play or two against the Titans, but he wasn't the force he used to be.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldBT7hffMXU

9 minutes in

What the hell do they call this motion? JT seems to think its hilarious and it deserves to be mentioned. He was asked not to release it but he said he'll confirm if someone asks.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

He's still a productive player against the run, can hold the edge as well as anybody in the league. but yeah as a pass rusher, he's nowhere near what he used to be. Bosa being gone for most of last year and him having to be the main dude at his age seems like it wore him down a ton.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
How the hell is it already his 10th season

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

remember quincy enunwa? remember devonta freeman?
remember carlos hyde, josh huff, and bashaud breeland?
i i i i i i remember

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Cavauro posted:

quincy enunwa?

Do wonder how his neck is doing. Guy had real promise

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/chackenberg1/status/1705363497213956315

Twitter is still free for the near future.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Enunwa is a pre and post-game analyst for the Jets in house production now. Presumably his neck is good enough to do that but not football.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

JPrime posted:

2 kc goons enter


1 kc goon leaves

One of these goons lives on the west coast and has clearly forgotten their saucey BBQ roots.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mega64 posted:

Mack had a good play or two against the Titans, but he wasn't the force he used to be.

I feel like that one insane game against the Packers week 1 where he took a fumble from Aaron Rodgers (more like a mugging to be honest), I think had a pick and a sack as well or something, was the last time I Mack really be a force.

Amy Pole Her posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldBT7hffMXU

9 minutes in

What the hell do they call this motion? JT seems to think its hilarious and it deserves to be mentioned. He was asked not to release it but he said he'll confirm if someone asks.

fart motion. it's definitely fart motion since farts are the funniest thing

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Mack sacked Carr three times in week 1 last year. It was cool as hell

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Rectal Placenta posted:

How the hell is it already his 10th season

Was looking up Derrick Henry for reasons last night and he turns 30 this season which seems impossible. The relentless march of time :corsair:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

a neat cape posted:

Mack sacked Carr three times in week 1 last year. It was cool as hell

some team should sign him to a first-of-its-kind contract where he only plays week 1 apparently

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Despera posted:

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great white buffalo

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

JPrime posted:

2 kc goons enter


1 kc goon leaves

I worked at the most popular BBQ restaurant in the Kansas City area from 2017-2020 and kiimo is confusing me

It's saucy to begin with and boy did people always want extra sauce

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

Play posted:

I feel like that one insane game against the Packers week 1 where he took a fumble from Aaron Rodgers (more like a mugging to be honest), I think had a pick and a sack as well or something, was the last time I Mack really be a force.

fart motion. it's definitely fart motion since farts are the funniest thing

It was his first game with the bears, he had a pick six on one play and a sack, forced fumble and fumble recovery on another (both vs kizer after Rodgers got hurt). Then Rodgers came back in after halftime and won the game anyways, putting up 21 of their 24 in the 4th. Including a 75 yard TD for Cobb where no one tried to tackle him

trevorreznik fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Sep 23, 2023

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
KC style of bbq is to just copy all the other bbq and call it theirs.

Except that mayo bullshit so good for them

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


as an impartial californian observer in the american bbq wars, i gotta say south carolina does it best. vinegar rules. that is all.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
^^^ I agree, Carolina style is my favorite but I haven't seriously hosed with the best Texas has to offer

KC's gift to BBQ is burnt ends

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I would eat all those barbecue.

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