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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Hizawk posted:

Ben Johnson, please stay.

He's gone, dude. Sheila can't keep giving him raises forever. :laffo:

Just trust that we'll be able to get a replacement. This is part of being a good team.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

quote:

Ken Dorsey, offensive coordinator, Bills
After learning more about Dorsey, the most impressive part of his candidacy is the myriad ways in which he can win on offense.
Give the ball to Josh Allen. Make Josh Allen do Josh Allen things. Pray Josh Allen doesn't go full potato brained Josh Allen.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/APGroover/status/1707810292758098057?s=20

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


sponges posted:

Is Wentz out of the league just because of his personality? He wasn’t great the last couple years but you got people like Zach Wilson and Nathan Peterman still on rosters.

A huge part of being a backup QB is literally being a likeable and cooperative guy who doesn't cause trouble. You're helping out the starter with his preparation, you're keeping morale up on the sideline, etc. Wentz is the opposite of that.

Like look at Matt Flynn, Fitzpatrick, McCown.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Fitzpatrick stirred up some poo poo when he got benched for Tua, though.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Chandler Jones killed Tupac.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I hope the restraining order was filed by Davis and includes the whole stadium

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/AkronJackson/status/1707784091905507451

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


Diva Cupcake posted:

Chandler Jones killed Tupac.

Where was Josh McDaniels on the evening of Sept 7 1996? The answer will challenge everything you thought you knew

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Never forget Wentz was so toxic Jim Irsay wanted him off the Colts.


Did Watson assume the happy baby pose when he got to the work table?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

what's wrong with him

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

kiimo posted:

what's wrong with him

Well he’s a serial rapist for starters…

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

kiimo posted:

what's wrong with him

how much time do you have

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





C'mon Tommy John

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

Android Apocalypse posted:

Never forget Wentz was so toxic Jim Irsay wanted him off the Colts.

i for one am hoping that Wentz pulls the Kaepernick card and blame the woke NFL owners for refusing to sign him. this culture war needs to skyrocket into stupidity more than ever

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Android Apocalypse posted:

Never forget Wentz was so toxic Jim Irsay wanted him off the Colts.

This is only because he threw like 3 INTs in a must win game to not choke away the playoffs

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

kiimo posted:

what's wrong with him

Shoulder injury of some sort for an actual answer.

There are a lot of things that could possibly be going on with a shoulder, we don't have anything farther than that yet.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Good news for gamblers

https://twitter.com/DMRussini/status/1707839232943792367

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Grittybeard posted:

Shoulder injury of some sort for an actual answer.

There are a lot of things that could possibly be going on with a shoulder, we don't have anything farther than that yet.

Strange, when his issue was pushing other people into repetitive motion.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Harlock posted:

Good news for gamblers

It reduces suspensions for non-NFL gambling while increasing it for NFL gambling.

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1707840464529854708?s=46&t=DcBXErlGIUJUj8quAgYfkQ

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
There is no reason players shouldn't be able to bet on other sports that aren't the NFL.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

mcmagic posted:

There is no reason players shouldn't be able to bet on other sports that aren't the NFL.

A player makes a bunch of dumb bets that gets them in a lot of debt now all of a sudden they are presented with a chance to clear their debt if they lose the game.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

mcmagic posted:

There is no reason players shouldn't be able to bet on other sports that aren't the NFL.

This, but this is progress at least.

Just glad we're getting more OL back, and hopefully Skoronski will be back next week as well and maybe our OL will stop being complete garbage? lol no

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Metapod posted:

A player makes a bunch of dumb bets that gets them in a lot of debt now all of a sudden they are presented with a chance to clear their debt if they lose the game.

They are allowed to go play blackjack at a casino, there is literally no difference between that and betting on NBA games.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Metapod posted:

A player makes a bunch of dumb bets that gets them in a lot of debt now all of a sudden they are presented with a chance to clear their debt if they lose the game.

You can go into debt lots of ways besides gambling. Opening a restaurant for example.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

it was very funny watching NFL RedZone during week one when Scott Hanson was talking about the Jaguars and Calvin Ridley and how he was making his return to the NFL after being suspended for gambling and there were not one but two ads for DraftKings on the screen at the same time

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

NFL mad the Lions didn't drop a 70 steamer on the Packers, so they wanted to help em out.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

You can go into debt lots of ways besides gambling. Opening a restaurant for example.

Big Budget Christian movies.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

mcmagic posted:

They are allowed to go play blackjack at a casino, there is literally no difference between that and betting on NBA games.

Yes there is. In blackjack you are dealing with a dealer who can only ask you to make bets on the game of blackjack. When betting on an nba game you are dealing with a bookie who is can ask you (and is actively trying) to make bets on any game that they think will make them money.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Metapod posted:

Yes there is. In blackjack you are dealing with a dealer who can only ask you to make bets on the game of blackjack. When betting on an nba game you are dealing with a bookie who is can ask you (and is actively trying) to make bets on any game that they think will make them money.

I think they are just betting on the MGM app or w/e, not meeting Jimmy the Shark in a darkened alley

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
They are allowed to make bets on non-NFL games, the reason Jamo got suspended is he did it "in an NFL facility", which you're not allowed to do.

At the time I heard rumors that this was actually Jamo making a bet across the street from the practice facility, while his phone was connected to the practice facility's wi-fi.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Wasn’t it found out that he did it at a team hotel…on the road? Or am I misremembering?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I thought he was across the street and accidentally connected to the team wifi

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Panthers are so hosed lmao

https://twitter.com/albertbreer/status/1707703203901341827?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Psssh wait til they play the Chie-


oh, right. yeah.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
It's weird seeing the Lions as one of the best teams in the NFL, but I'm all for this brave new world.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

They're getting Jameson Williams back that week too :lol:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

You can go into debt lots of ways besides gambling. Opening a restaurant for example.

Mark Brunell is the weirdest example of this because it seems like you have to put some work in to go down selling fast food.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Metapod posted:

Yes there is. In blackjack you are dealing with a dealer who can only ask you to make bets on the game of blackjack. When betting on an nba game you are dealing with a bookie who is can ask you (and is actively trying) to make bets on any game that they think will make them money.

Metapod, this isn't 1981. You are dealing with large multinational corporations both when you play blackjack and when you place a bet on your phone on an NBA game.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I gamble on my phone at work while jerking it in the bathroom

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