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oval office raja posted:Why are there so many dude foot fetishists anyway I knew a kid in middle school that would freak out whenever a cute girl wore sandals to school. He would run around yelling to everyone, "OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE JESSICAS FEET!!", sweat beading off his brow, his face completely flushed as he would run squealing to the next group of kids about feet. It was hella awkward seeing this kid come into puberty lol ZergRushing fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Aug 8, 2014 |
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Mulefisk posted:realtalk, how can i get my girl to start mashing plastic penises into my bum insist she is a unique snowflake and let her know she is a round peg (symbolically) who should never be crammed into a square hole. embrace her while patting her back for about ten seconds then look away, pause, and exit through the door. return immediately with a harnessed dildo in a gift box. tell her you are her round hole, then embrace her while squeezing her buttocks, you courageous sick bastard
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Aug 8, 2014 19:55
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Secks Cauldron posted:You can also post poo poo about how women are naturally submissive, which is another way of asking for it. That a promise? 
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Izumi Konata posted:insist she is a unique snowflake and let her know she is a round peg (symbolically) who should never be crammed into a square hole. embrace her while patting her back for about ten seconds then look away, pause, and exit through the door. return immediately with a broken wine bottle in a gift box. tell her you are her round hole, then embrace her while squeezing her buttocks, you courageous sick bastard hmmmmm.
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Aug 8, 2014 20:04
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oval office raja posted:Why are there so many dude foot fetishists anyway a mystery until the end of time
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Aug 8, 2014 20:06
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oval office raja posted:Why are there so many dude foot fetishists anyway According to cracked, because it stopped the spread of plague.
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Aug 8, 2014 20:09
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Benny Harvey posted:According to cracked, because it stopped the spread of plague. cracked is good
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Aug 8, 2014 20:16
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Benny Harvey posted:That a promise? 
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Aug 8, 2014 20:21
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Secks Cauldron posted:I've got something special picked out from Bad Dragon just for you, baby Just a pity your natural submissiveness won't let you use it.
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Aug 8, 2014 20:29
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Mulefisk posted:realtalk, how can i get my girl to start mashing plastic penises into my bum
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Aug 8, 2014 20:36
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Didn't Freud have a weird theory about fetishes? Something about seeing a parent naked, and when you look away in embarrassment, whatever your eyes land on, you fetishize.
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Aug 8, 2014 20:39
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Freud had a lot of fun ideas that didn't end up being real.
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Aug 8, 2014 20:44
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Clitch posted:Didn't Freud have a weird theory about fetishes? That would explain my dads slipper fetish.
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Aug 8, 2014 21:00
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Clitch posted:Didn't Freud have a weird theory about fetishes? I thought that's how Indians named their babies.
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Aug 8, 2014 21:04
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oval office raja posted:Why are there so many dude foot fetishists anyway soul crushing depression
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Aug 8, 2014 21:11
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we need lowtax in here for a consult
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Aug 8, 2014 21:12
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Secks Cauldron posted:For example, don't wear pants when you go grocery shopping, and rub your rear end against the biggest cucumbers you can find. interesting but please stop objectifying me
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Aug 8, 2014 21:15
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Mulefisk posted:realtalk, how can i get my girl to start mashing plastic penises into my bum Clitch posted:Didn't Freud have a weird theory about fetishes?
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Aug 8, 2014 21:16
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obviously you get that from seeing your parents naked on your birthday and then when you avert your eyes they land on the clown girl who accidentally sat on your cake and ruined your party that's just logic dumbass
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Aug 8, 2014 21:35
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Clitch posted:Didn't Freud have a weird theory about fetishes? OH MY GOD. TIL I am gay because I saw a large black penis of my moms BF.
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Aug 8, 2014 21:38
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my fetish is sextants and other bygone navigation instruments
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Aug 8, 2014 21:42
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The White Dragon posted:obviously you get that from seeing your parents naked on your birthday and then when you avert your eyes they land on the clown girl who accidentally sat on your cake and ruined your party This party clown discovered one weird trick to get you addicted to cake forever. Nutritionists HATE her.
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Aug 8, 2014 21:48
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OMFG FURRY posted:my fetish is sextants and other bygone navigation instruments http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikythera_mechanism hardcore. you can thank me later.
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Aug 8, 2014 21:49
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Benny Harvey posted:Of course. Aside from the fact that a lot of feminisms are slave moralities, a feminist is more likely to be aware of her weakness. "Look at me I'm a big girl, playing with the boys". Dumb or desperate, if you want me to be rude about it.
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Aug 8, 2014 22:08
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in otherwords, every man ever.
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Aug 8, 2014 22:14
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EA Sports posted:in otherwords, every man ever. Although I've heard it said that some women like sex too.
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Aug 8, 2014 22:30
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Maoist Pussy posted:Dumb or desperate, if you want me to be rude about it. It's different than that. Not to toot my own horn and I'm no great prize, but I've gotten almost every woman I've wanted (or could have..sometimes the reality doesn't match up to the dream). I don't need to go after low hanging fruit (although I do sometimes). Recently it's just not worth it anymore though. I'm coming apart at the seams. Sticks and stones niggas
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Aug 8, 2014 22:41
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All im saying is my points dont come from bitterness. Take from it what you will. Not saying that sex and love are worthless, that would be stupid and no one would stop trying for them. But they are not the end all and be all of life itself and if you dont have a good relationship to them it doesnt mean you are broken. Ok carry on
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Aug 8, 2014 22:49
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:It's different than that. Not to toot my own horn and I'm no great prize, but I've gotten almost every woman I've wanted (or could have..sometimes the reality doesn't match up to the dream). I don't need to go after low hanging fruit (although I do sometimes). Recently it's just not worth it anymore though. I'm coming apart at the seams. Sticks and stones niggas lolz you sound like a great gently caress, I'm masturbating to your post right now The White Dragon posted:obviously you get that from seeing your parents naked on your birthday and then when you avert your eyes they land on the clown girl who accidentally sat on your cake and ruined your party aaaaaaand I'm spent
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Aug 8, 2014 22:53
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Trixie Hardcore posted:lolz you sound like a great gently caress, I'm masturbating to your post right now I didn't write all that so that your dumb girl-on-the-internet schtick could respond, but I suppose that was unavoidable. I write for the alienated, the lost, and the disenfranchised. Not the ones who think they're going to get what they want.
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Aug 8, 2014 23:00
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:I didn't write all that so that your dumb girl-on-the-internet schtick could respond, but I suppose that was unavoidable. I write for the alienated, the lost, and the disenfranchised. Not the ones who think they're going to get what they want. why don't you just go back to posting angrily about budhism?
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satanic splash-back posted:why don't you just go back to posting angrily about budhism? Because everyone in that thread thinks (or hopes) they're going to get what they want. I am not inconsistent. My demeanor back then didn't help my points. But everything I said as ThePriceJustWentUp was pretty chill. And I learned from that thread that there's absolutely nothing you can say to someone who thinks they are going to get what they want. the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Aug 8, 2014 |
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Aug 8, 2014 23:13
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Idk ehat this guy is talking about but he sounds like kind of a bitch
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Aug 8, 2014 23:24
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Cream_Filling posted:Idk ehat this guy is talking about but he sounds like kind of a bitch Fight me irl No jk i can't make any of this sound cool for you guys. Go back to talking about sticking bottles up your asses I guess
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Aug 8, 2014 23:25
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obamacareshugsquad I really enjoy your posts man, I mean I agree with almost nothing you say but I love the way you say it
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Torka posted:obamacareshugsquad I really enjoy your posts man, I mean I agree with almost nothing you say but I love the way you say it Tku
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Aug 8, 2014 23:29
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ObamaCaresHugSquad posted:Fight me irl You also can't make it comrehensible. Finish your drink with some sleeping pills or else come back when youre sober rummy
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Kyrie eleison posted:sorry but each perversion is a one-way thing, you cross the border once and it tempts you for life, choose wisely That also means that any perversions he had with women before will also tempt him for life. You only gain things you never lose them. Train a guy who likes the curves to like cock too and he'll just be a guy who likes cock and curves.
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Cream_Filling posted:Idk ehat this guy is talking about but he sounds like kind of a bitch
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I mostly just jiggle my dick around actually
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