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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Wish for Satan and Beelz to be in the room with you.

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Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
Wish for more wishes

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Wintermutant posted:

Wish for more wishes

hahaha
This but infinite wishes.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
peace on earth and good will to men, and $12

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

wish that the owner of the voice would be your friend

Nomikos
Dec 31, 2003

Wish to turn into a pony, finally realizing your lifelong dream

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
> Wish for Moe to come back to life, you didn't really want to kill him.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

SerSpook posted:

To become a pony in Equestria

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Putty posted:

>wish for World Penis

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

>Wish...just wish *tear forms...just...can't it go back *sniff* to normal? record scratch "NOT!"

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Cast Enlarge Satan

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
> Wish for two tickets to ponycon, one for you and one for Susie

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Changing my vote

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Dec 12, 2013

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose

memy posted:

Cast Enlarge Satan

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

SerSpook posted:

To become a pony in Equestria

centaur byron

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

wish for yourself your dad your mom and susie to become ponies in equestria

Sherd Red
Mar 23, 2012
I AM A HORRIBLE PUBBIE WHO LIKES TO USE REDDIT MEMES PLEASE MOCK ME EVERY TIME I POST

SerSpook posted:

To become a metal as gently caress pony in Equestria

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Wait, forget about that Byron becoming a pony poo poo.

>Wish for Bob to become a pony in Equestria, so he can finally learn to be a good father.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

wish for this thread to not exist

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE
Wish for bob to go to hell with satan since he tried to burn you alive and this is finally the revenge you've been waiting for.

NoonOwl
Aug 6, 2004
If I don't think does that mean I don't exist?
Wish to be a beautiful unicorn. Gore Bob.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

NoonOwl posted:

Wish to be a beautiful unicorn. Gore Bob.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
wish to trade places with moe

becrumbac
Apr 25, 2012
reveal the people controlling bobs family

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

>wish to break this hellish and pointless groundhog day cycle of events and for tomorrow to be a brand new day for Bob and his family

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




becrumbac posted:

reveal the people controlling bobs family

we could get meta with this poo poo and ask that the force controlling bob and his family be put into the game as a character

or we could ask to be advanced to the first checkpoint after the game beginning

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
Wish for Suzie to have sex with you

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Wish to break the fourth wall.

Specifically by wishing to become a giant cock with another cock approximately where the pelvis would be on a giant cock. Also wish for enormous, jiggly tits with smaller cock nipples and two regular sized cocks growing out of your cock head like horns. All the cocks are to spurt, in sequence; poo poo, puke, piss, cum and menstrual fluid as though they were cock shaped christmas tree light cock fountains.
Use Balsac's helmet to carve goonish faces on your father's back and a speech bubble shape on the back of his head. Ask Susie to do the same to your now cock body.

Sizone fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Dec 12, 2013

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
>Wish to make your pony shank into some kinda pony wand bullshit, who cares. Quickly convert the pentagram into a ponygram and try to get more stuff to happen.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i wonder how good these wishes are we need to really strain reality if we wanna know

ask for grrm to write faster and also well

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!

glandmine posted:

gently caress off
Ironic posting is the best posting

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
Wish for the only thing that a teenage boy truly wants.

>Wish for some strange

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Al Borland posted:

Wish for Satan and Beelz to be in the room with you.

This, how is anyone voting for anything but this

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
wish you were in a more metal family

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

SerSpook posted:

To become a pony in Equestria

Zapdos
Nov 13, 2010

SerSpook posted:

To become a pony in Equestria

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



> Resurrect the toys bob ate as real magical ponies to help Byron in his quest

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Changing my vote

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Dec 12, 2013

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
>Switch back to wife
>Start speaking to bob in menacing voice
>"hello bob... its us again... your wife has some nice tits, oooooh yeah her tits are great. *dramatic pause* there is nothing you can do about us. we have a holy mission to carry out and its beyond your puny human comprehension. we will awaken."
>Switch back to the kid
>Speak in same menacing voice
>"can you feel it? *audibly shivers* hes calling me. its coming."
>Silently wish for Satan and Beelz to enter the room and bring hell with them.

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saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
> wish that nothing this evening ever happened and you are up in your room playing with ponies. switch to bob

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