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Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011

:v: : Hey man, you should do Steve Jobs. It's topical.
:v: : What? No, that's dumb, tasteless, and who would you merge him with anyway?

~half hour passes~

:v: : Oh I know!

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Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

Here's my poo poo submission.

Beyonce-Z


I'll try for something better later.

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

Josef Stalin and Leon Trotsky - the guy who was famously airbrushed out of official soviet photos because he fell out with Stalin.
e: hang on a second.
e2:

The Adama
Jan 6, 2003

EJO has always got your back. Shouldn't you return the favor?

Loftis posted:



Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise in 'Rain Man'

First of all, well done. Second...Jeremy Irons?

Two Head Knight
Aug 8, 2008

Well, not with that attitude!

winter.mute posted:





Rusty Venture?

Only a total loving badass?





Fake edit: ^ holy poo poo! That handsome abomination is a dead ringer for Jeremy.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

SlightButSteady posted:



I didn't want this to get lost at the bottom of the page. Good show.

Two Head Knight
Aug 8, 2008

Well, not with that attitude!
It's amazing how without Riker's twinkly eyes and Picard's knowing smile, the combo turns into a sad, lonely, middle aged man.

"Cyanide. Hot." :smith:


edit: spellings

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Trochanter posted:


Josef Stalin and Leon Trotsky - the guy who was famously airbrushed out of official soviet photos because he fell out with Stalin.
This is pretty brilliant. I love Soviet history jokes.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

SlightButSteady posted:



Starring: J Random Neckbeard as John William Piker

SlightButSteady
Sep 13, 2007

Soiled Meat


Maybe just a touch more Riker...

Namenlos
Oct 20, 2010

SlightButSteady posted:



Maybe just a touch more Riker...


Why do I get the feeling that was taken whilst he was sat in my bushes, looking through my window with binoculars?

SlightButSteady
Sep 13, 2007

Soiled Meat

Namenlos posted:

Why do I get the feeling that was taken whilst he was sat in my bushes, looking through my window with binoculars?

I think the first one kinda looks like Lee Van Cleef.



edit Every Which Way But Loose

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

Trochanter posted:




I really like this but I originally thought it was because Stalin's nickname was the grey blur.

winter.mute
Jan 5, 2010


Rockywinkle

Test Pilot Monkey
Apr 27, 2003

I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy.

Loftis posted:



John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John

So that's who Butthead's parents were!

mwdan
Feb 7, 2004

Webbed Blobs

Loftis posted:


EDIT: Bonus semi face swap...


Frike, or Mank, on the left, kinda looks like Wolverine let himself go.

script kitty
Jan 2, 2005

GOTTA GO CATTES
Jack Tripper: Larry, haven't you ever thought of telling a girl the truth?

Larry: Well, I figure, anyone who gets up an hour early to put on eyeliner, fake eyelashes, and plastic nails isn't someone who wants to hear the truth.


HA HA HA HA

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

SlightButSteady posted:

Maybe just a touch more Riker...


Marduk the Flayer?

Great Green Auk
Aug 31, 2011

It's chameleons all the way down.

Cubone posted:

Marduk the Flayer?

Oh my god, I was hoping someone else had the same reaction as me

Wonker
Apr 30, 2005

SlightButSteady posted:

I think the first one kinda looks like Lee Van Cleef.



edit Every Which Way But Loose

This is amazing!

edit: In fact, do you think I could please use this as my avatar?

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008



Mel Koch

Myron
Jul 13, 2009

SlightButSteady
Sep 13, 2007

Soiled Meat

Wonker posted:

This is amazing!

edit: In fact, do you think I could please use this as my avatar?

Yeah, no worries.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Myron posted:



On that note:

Duke_Haphazard
Sep 3, 2009

Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

JuanChai posted:

Del and Manny



Looks like OJ Simpson and Billy Dee Williams

Gotta say, I see more Laurence Fishburne and Chuck Norris.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Not this year.

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Reive
May 21, 2009

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Bruce Willis.

Original:http://i.imgur.com/J5XFK.jpg

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Tewratomeh posted:

On that note:



Looks like Robert Z'Dar.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

Reive posted:

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Bruce Willis.

Original:http://i.imgur.com/J5XFK.jpg

That's not shopped... It's an actual photo of their stunt doubles.

cosmo321
Jan 6, 2011
My girlfriend watched me read this thread. She was inspired and made this.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Goddammit, that's good.

That dog is smooth as gently caress.

kitten ptosis
Jan 11, 2010
Someone please merge Dog the Bounty Hunter and Beth, his wife. And don't forget to switch the boobs. Pretty please?

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Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak
I'm pretty sure that if someone did Christina Hendricks mixed with her husband she would be completely ruined as a sex symbol.