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Snowy posted:Not only that, but I get unreasonably angry about almost every fake movie poster I see. Especially when it's for sale. Make some original artwork, people. Minimalist posters seem to be pretty much made by people who fancy themselves as 'creative' but lacking in the technical skill required to actually create any artwork.
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Xenophon posted:here I made a fun minimalist poster for all you fans out there I took this fantastic idea and made a timeless art out of it. 
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Feb 16, 2013 19:51
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I was going to complain about how absurdly blunt that Master poster's visual metaphor was until I realised I didn't actually understand it.
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Feb 22, 2013 10:52
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Lizard Combatant posted:You talking Amy Adams' hand, yeah? Yeah. At first I thought 'well that's really obvious' but trying to put it into words, if the idea is that she's the one secretly running the show why is her hand clearly visible and in contact with Lancaster? It'd need to have her visible but her the fact that she's guiding him hidden. But I don't know how you'd draw that. I'm not really keen because the metaphor is either a) too obvious (she's the power behind the throne, his 'right hand!') or b) doesn't really work. That and the fact that the existence of the film's actual main character is an irrelevance to the poster.
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Feb 22, 2013 11:18
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That's a cool poster.
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Feb 28, 2013 01:11
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Alhazred posted:Also http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1267379/?ref_=sr_2. For some reason people began to make tie-in movies to games instead of the other way around It was an EA initiative for a while, to make crappy animes of all their games. They did Dragon Age as well.
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Mar 1, 2013 20:08
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Rahonavis posted:Quick! Guess what movie this is supposed represent before you scroll down: The sheer incongruity of this poster is amazing (and hilarious).
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Mar 6, 2013 23:14
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These fan poster people should start doing posters for imaginary films, that way they won't suffer from their usual number one problem of being terrible representations of the films in question.
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Mar 6, 2013 23:20
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...of SCIENCE! posted:It only took him half a decade to rip off Machine Girl! What bothers me about it is that Rodriguez is basically just rehashing a gag that he used over 15 years ago in From Dusk Till Dawn.
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Mar 8, 2013 00:49
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:2 great nerdwank writers. Good, good. Japanese producers. Good cinematographer. Who's directing? I thought that the fim he'd made a couple of years ago was pretty well-received? A small scale character thing, with monsters.
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Mar 8, 2013 21:01
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Mister Chief posted:Sorry for the size but these are the biggest/only posters for this movie that I could find. I have no idea what the deal is. Love the tag line, and it's always nice to see Some Otherguy getting more work.
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Mar 14, 2013 00:40
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Hewlett posted:I hear in some countries, it was called Conservative Confirmation Bias Movie. Maybe in ANTI-AMERICAN SOCIALIST HELLHOLES perhaps!
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Mar 14, 2013 09:29
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Pick Hard posted:Cool Taint poster. 
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Mar 15, 2013 23:55
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These two are pretty funny.
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Mar 25, 2013 10:02
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I hate this one. It's a movie, not a board game. There are people in it, not plastic pieces. This I quite like but I have absolutely no idea why it's in portrait orientation other than it's maker thinks that whitespace make everything totally arty. Works fine in landscape: 
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Mar 31, 2013 22:58
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muscles like this? posted:Spielberg was apparently supposed to do something a little more daring but then the whole accident thing happened and to avoid further controversy he just went for a middle of the road safe segment. Wasn't he supposed to do 'The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street'? In my opinion the best episode of the original series, and he swapped instead for a really rather crappy one. Probably a mistake putting it second as well since it really grinds the film to a halt before we even get to the best two stories.
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Apr 5, 2013 12:36
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muscles like this? posted:It looks like they did it because he's holding a gun. You can see it on the DVD covers. Uh... check out what the woman is holding. Clue: it's a gun.
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Apr 6, 2013 23:56
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kiimo posted:edit: Not fake, done by BLT. That isn't too surprising. They've churned out some good stuff in the past but also a lot of crap. What the hell a pro studio puts out a poster with the most obviously cloned smoke the world I need to move into the industry if lovely rush jobs like that are acceptable.
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Apr 9, 2013 18:29
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Dick Trauma posted:Not only was that funny but it's one of the only mock '80s things I've seen that did not suck. It helps that they seem to have actually referenced 80s cartoons rather than just throwing in every 80s meme regardless of any actual accuracy.
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Apr 12, 2013 00:02
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Vegetable posted:I unironically love this poster. The angle catches your eye so much it makes you wonder what the hell the movie is about. I dunno, seems pretty obvious what it's about.
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Apr 12, 2013 09:43
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Ez posted:Anyway, don't want to derail. I don't know why I haven't posted this before because its been my favourite bad poster for years: I don't really understand this tagline.
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Apr 16, 2013 21:01
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Robert Denby posted:
Where can I get one
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Apr 19, 2013 19:19
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melvinthemopboy3 posted:Yes, there certainly is. This poster does a good job of making me want to see this movie because I feel like I have to know why that girl is carrying a duck.
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Apr 22, 2013 18:34
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Thanks for making me remember Yahoo Serious, jerks.
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Apr 23, 2013 21:45
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Yeah I guess Close Encounters could do without the artificial lens flare but its fine. The Blade Runner one is poo poo, somehow a crap minimalist poster got onto th Bluray release.
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May 5, 2013 15:55
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I actually like that first one. The second blows though.
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May 8, 2013 20:13
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The worst thing about that BttF poster is how much time the guy must have wasted making such a bad poster.
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May 9, 2013 16:34
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Pretty impressive to outpace a car like that, I guess the Driver took up speedwalking to make his getaways.
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May 11, 2013 09:50
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I like everything about that poster except the title. Is it the same artist whose designs have been posted before and all have that ridiculously ornate and unreadable text?
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May 13, 2013 23:49
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DrVenkman posted:Which might be solved if they didn't make everything such a limited run. It's deliberate artificial scarcity, the illusion of unobtainability is responsible for Mondo's reputation. If they were widely available, people wouldn't be talking about them so much and they wouldn't be able to sell them for as much as they do (even though they're cheap next to the sell-on price) and they wouldn't be able to attract the 'best' artists.
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May 18, 2013 10:04
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I like how the sun is right behind them but they're clearly being heavily lit from the side.
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May 22, 2013 07:28
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I quite like the Donnie Darko one. The Dark Knight one in no way whatsoever suits that film. The less said about the Aliens one, the better.
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May 24, 2013 20:52
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Seems a little cheesy to have a quote from Herzog on the poster when he's an executive producer on it!
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May 30, 2013 16:03
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What strikes me about these three in particular is how clean and well-ordered they are. I know that's a minimalist thing but have these people even seen the movie? Precise placement and sharp lines is the last place I'd go for making a Fear & Loathing poster.
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Jun 14, 2013 09:21
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And clearly, gently caress Alex Ross for ripping off Superman #1.
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Jun 16, 2013 20:02
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TheJoker138 posted:Add me to the never found Ferrell funny club. Ever since SNL I've just found him obnoxious and loud, and his entire shtick is just "LOL RANDOM" style humor. He also plays the same character in every comedy he's in, and it wasn't funny the first time, and it's especially not funny the tenth. Agree on Ferrell in anything that isn't Anchorman. But Anchorman is a masterpiece.
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Jun 19, 2013 10:14
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Hasters posted:Actually it wasn't supposed to be. The original plan was for them to hype Michael Keaton as the star all summer, commercials, interviews, previews, the whole nine yards, and then kill him off 10 minutes into the show. Remember when the guy got sucked into the engine? That was supposed to be him. The story I head was that he was originally going to be Jack and since he didn't want to commit to a series his character would die at the end of the pilot and Kate would become the 'leader' of the group. They changed it up when he didn't take the role and Matthew Fox was cast instead.
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Jun 21, 2013 00:27
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LtKenFrankenstein posted:I've heard this argument before, but isn't the first thing Robert Patrick does in that movie murder a cop? You don't see that he kills the cop, just see him do what looks like a punch to the stomachs in a darkly lit environment. Obviously he's stabbing him but it doesn't look that way if you don't necessarily know he's the bad guy.
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Jun 24, 2013 17:18
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youracrybabypah posted:Sorry, women comedies that try to be raunchy are poo poo. Period jokes and guy sex jokes arent funny compared to the male versions of those jokes. You registered an account just to troll this thread, of all threads?
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:That tagline is ridiculous. ridiculously awesome!
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