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Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

front wing flexing posted:

Aren't some Subaru's made in the US?

Yes, Legacies and Outbacks are made in Lafayette, IN. That's an Imprezza, made in Japan.

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Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

And since Trader Joes is basically Aldi Nord and the stores you know as Aldi in the US is Aldi Süd, I think you won't see both of them in one area. It's either Aldi or Trader Joe's.

You can find both in the Chicago area. In fact, I know of one area in the city where a Trader Joe's and an Aldi share a building.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Apotheosis posted:

I've had Larry the Cable Guy mac 'n cheese before. It was absolutely horrible. I don't know why I expected anything different. At least it was only $1.

Never buy food from a guy who also advertises heartburn medicine.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Officially, no. It's called a "Wii Remote."

You gotta love these guys at these large corporations that are just so sure everyone will call their devices/accessories by their full name, and not shorten it to something easier/funnier/dirtier.

The X-Box One is a great example, too. Did they seriously think we'd all call it the X-Box One and NOT the X-BOne? Like...C'mon!

It's even better when they demand it's written in a certain way. It's not "Nintendo GameCube" or "Nintendo Gamecube" it's "NINTENDO GAMECUBE". Needless to say, no one actually followed that one.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

jiharlequinade posted:

And what does this monstrosity cost?

$500

It's a 24 Hours of LeMons racer. People take junkers, add safety equipment, go nuts with themes, and race them until they fall apart (or, miraculously, cross the finish line).

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

I was expecting a Jesus dildo...

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Yes, because this...


...is clearly a Mary butt plug. Know your holy sex toys (and which holes they go into)! :eng101:

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

BaconAndBullets posted:

:allears: Do not ruin it by telling me it's not a 2001 Odyssey.

It's a second-gen, sold from 1998-2004 (according to Wikipedia)...so, yes, we're calling it a 2001 model.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

So what happens if you disable Comic Sans in Font Book? I did that years ago, and haven't seen Comic Sans on my Mac (except in images, of course) since.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Ok Fella posted:

I did and it led me to this:



Yous are crazy as hell.

Why are they anti-Brain Age? Is sudoku singletist? Why are there two "t"s in singletist?

Also, I love that the first paragraph on the left reads "We are...who is" instead of "We are...who are".

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Dynastocles posted:

The old timey British martial art of "baritsu"



"In 1899, Barton-Wright summarised the essential principles of Bartitsu as:

1. To disturb the equilibrium of your assailant.
2. To surprise him before he has time to regain his balance and use his strength.
3. If necessary, to subject the joints of any parts of his body, whether neck, shoulder, elbow, wrist, back, knee, ankle, etc. to strains that they are anatomically and mechanically unable to resist."


I say, old chap :tipshat:

Baritsu, or Stashitsu? That guy's lip warmer could take out a few hoodlums by itself.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Wow, what poor grammar.

It's "We don't want no crackheads on are property." Sheesh.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Tochiazuma posted:

Worked fine for me with Chrome and AdBlock.

By 'fine' I mean "showed the whole thing".

Dare I ask, has anyone timed how long it would take to say that out loud? I'm not volunteering.

Well, they split the movie up into parts for a reason...

I checked Wikipedia to see how many movies they broke the book up into. Turns out they only had funding for one movie, planning to fund the subsequent movies with the profits from this surefire blockbuster. When that movie tanked, they had to scrounge up other funds, hire all new actors because the originals were too expensive, and released a movie that one reviewer likened in quality to a porno from 1986.

Sounds about right for Ayn Rand.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

I'm depressed by the fact that I know exactly where they are standing. Just another night at Exit in Chicago.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

univbee posted:

So radioactive it kills cockroaches/fruit flies? :stonk:

Polishes, disinfects, and kills! :pseudo:

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Please tell me this is real and not a photoshop. It wouldn't surprise me, Sesame Street has parodied plenty of not-for-kids TV shows before (I'm fond of the Law & Order: Special Letters Unit bit).

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I've been using either Tums or condoms wrong my entire adult life.

Cosmo sex tip! Pop a dozen mint Tums in your mouth and crush them lightly before going down on your man. The stinging mint sensation and small chunks of chalk scratching against him will drive him wild, and you'll enjoy a creamy mint surprise!

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

drat, that seriously looks like Will Ferrell.

Nope, that's Willard Scott.

e:f,b

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

If this took credit/debit cards and also included Plan B, it would be mankind's greatest invention.

Look closely, it does take credit cards.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Cosima posted:

Apparently all the convicted pedophiles in Toronto are Star Trek enthusiasts. It makes me uncomfortable about being a Star Trek enthusiast.

That particular avatar is not helping your case.

('Sup, fellow non-pedo Star Trek enthusiast :ohdear::hf::ohdear:)

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

I think I might have it. "ow.ly/qNoLi" sounds like "holy canolli"? That's all I've got.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

Okay Americans your turn:



That's like making someone do US counties. (Then again, most Americans couldn't find Wales...)

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

spudsbuckley posted:

Moran is a fairly common surname here in Ireland, and why wouldn't it be, the word for a stupid person is moron.

Get a brian, moran.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

God, I love these themed vehicles. I think they're called whips? Some guy in my neighborhood has a Spongebob one and another Looney Tunes one that I don't have a picture of.



That makes more sense than the green and black FedEx 7-Series (early 2000s, Bangle-butt) that I see sometimes on my commute home. It's usually in passing and in the dark, so I don't have any pictures but...it's interesting, to say the least.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

Gotta love the McCoy chest hair.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

IntelligentCalcium posted:

I'm not sure if these count as memes or not but I haven't seen them posted in a while so just a reminder that they are hilarious.

http://imgur.com/gallery/j4wzR

Come on down to Apple Cabin Foods!

Most of what Sean Tejaratchi does is gold. The Vermont Pleasures catalog on his (very :nws:) tumblr had me laughing harder than I have in ages.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

The Glumslinger posted:

Should have to shotgun a beer

:drat:

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Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4OBUupicWg

Oh, hey Tuvok.

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