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30 Goddamned Dicks
Sep 8, 2010

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particle409 posted:

Let's draw some eyebrows.







While Amanda Palmer is definitely not ugly, I think her eyebrows are pretty drat awkward.





They're the personification of her wacky "look at meeeeee" personality, that's for drat sure.

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Same fine gentleman as this oldy but goody from the last thread:

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Friends Are Evil posted:

If his liked videos on YouTube are any indication, it seems like he's a Men's Rights Activist now. He's been liking things such as "Feminism = First World Problems".

Doesn't surprise me in the least.

Speaking of which:



The irony of the Satanist hat with the "Men's Rights" sign is the best part

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It Came From Tumblr:




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Rambling Robot posted:



What the hell is a "superfatty"?

Someone who embraces the fact they are of a ultra morbidly obese BMI and uses the term to refer to themselves. It's a "take it back" kinda thing.

Fat acceptance tumblrs are about 5% people making good points and 95% crazy pants bagel pants.

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horriblePencilist posted:


What do you think, Something Awful?

Ohhhhh my god please tell me this is not real. It's a joke, it's some sort of sick joke.... because the smell from that jar must clear out a six block radius every time she opens it :barf:

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That's the best drat pun I've seen on this forum.

it probably isn’t appropriate to wear burlesque pieces as “real" clothes, but i’m giving zero fucks. the world gets all sorts of peek-a-boos with me today while i go and run errands. i don’t think they ready for this jelly.

(Possibly NSFW at full size, unless your boss is OK with butt crack)






This almost looks like a Leslie Hall cosplay... only I know it's not

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Barf Wight posted:

What the gently caress are microaggressions? And 'kyriarchy' for that matter?

I'd ask what genderfluid was but I think we've had enough of that for one page :cheers:

Microaggression is when something isn't a full blown in your face "gently caress you" but things like someone putting their hand on their purse when in an elevator with a black person, or walking to the other side of the street, or being followed around a store by a security guy. It has its roots in racism, but then fat people got a hold of it and started saying that they just didn't have the spoons for the microaggression of their doctor telling them their knees wouldn't hurt so much if they'd lose some weight.

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Olek the Polish Yarn Bomber

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Speaking of facial jewelry that doesn't fit



My style is "fifties by way of the nineties" according to the nosey gentlemen at the UPS office. I am a size 22-26. When I am not glued to my iPad reading a book, I am out thrifting for clothes and records, watching shitloads of Netflix or cooking a vegetarian feast while listening to any band with a female lead singer. I have approximately one million pairs of glasses and 3 pairs of flats. So you can tell where my priorities are. I also have no eyebrows and I am okay with it. The lady that does my nails might disagree but it's cool.

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ulvir posted:

I learn something new every day.

content:




Tangentially related:

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Meet Gordon Chaffin. I could tell you all about him but since he's gone to all this trouble:


Some white dude who thinks he's going to be president some day. Jezebel just posted an awesome article about how utterly cringeworthy this dude is. Including but not limited to how he's a reformed nice guy, how he's a true "warrior poet", and how the chick who didn't call him back for a second date last week is a flaky millenal. Also he's been sending out a weekly newsletter to everyone he knows every week for the last, like, four years. It's like MRA entitled white douche on speed.

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Slate has a really good photo documentary article about the KKK. Lots of great pictures of the master race, shooting cockroaches in their trailers while their wife and granddaughter cower in fear, showing off their white hood wedding veil, you know... being superior in every conceivable way.





This is at the wedding reception of the couple in the last image:


I'm positive I've seen the guy in the second picture before on this very thread- pretty sure he had a mugshot where he had the same black eye but a bunch of racist face tattoos. While digging for the mugshot, I found this:



Nothing says love me forever like HITLER!

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Boyfriend of Georgina (who is actually kinda cool and has neat hair/accessories/clothes/outfits, although she is a bit twee in the brain)



I like how he accessorized his t-shirt with an MLP pin. Must have picked it up from Georgina.

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She has good grooming habits, a clean and nicely decorated room, a job, and a boyfriend, so I guess my brain just spazzed when comparing her to the rest of the crazy bastards who end up in this thread. However, upon reflection... yeah she's awkward in a really specific way.







I think she wants to be a 12 year old K-Pop star or something.

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bad-rear end-fat-rear end posted:

Still not your porn!

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How do you go through life looking like a walking allergic reaction?

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Zack_Gochuck posted:

He will never have sex with that girl, but he will put of with more of her poo poo than most boyfriends and he will cry himself to sleep when she gets married to a dickhead and has kids, but the dickhead is actually a a sensible man with a good job who treats her good, but he thinks he would treat her better because he understands that she is a goddess and not a regular human being.

That's his wife. :aaaaa:

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This is the kind of guy who gets into heated, tearful arguments at a party about whether or not it's unfair to ban men from walking around topless at church camp (because women are banned from walking around topless at church camp). And then storms out in a huff.

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Her face looks like a photoshop of "Inside every fat person is a thin person trying to get out"

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So Gawker, ever so famous for being inflammatory about, well, everything, is hosting a Privilege Showdown of sorts.

Of course, this being the internet, being Fat is obviously much, much worse than being ugly or an amputee. Only time will tell if being fat is worse than being Native American!

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This guy never fails to disappoint.

Possibly :nws: if your boss doesn't like tied up women in their underwear with a creepy photographer hanger-on

Oldies but goodies, featuring our same friend:







Ladies, don't you want to strip down naked and model for this handsome gentleman serial killer?

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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

Speaking of facial jewelry that doesn't fit



My style is "fifties by way of the nineties" according to the nosey gentlemen at the UPS office. I am a size 22-26. When I am not glued to my iPad reading a book, I am out thrifting for clothes and records, watching shitloads of Netflix or cooking a vegetarian feast while listening to any band with a female lead singer. I have approximately one million pairs of glasses and 3 pairs of flats. So you can tell where my priorities are. I also have no eyebrows and I am okay with it. The lady that does my nails might disagree but it's cool.

Bringing it back for the fat rockabilly discussion

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"I'm not FAT, I'm living the PLUMP PINUP LIFE!"

bonus:



double bonus:

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Rondette posted:

This qualifies as gross....a 25 year old blackhead finally getting removed from somewhere on a person's body.....
:nms:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4pWOfjETeg:nms:
skip forward to around 4:30 for the...er...action.

This is the grossest thing you will ever watch. It looks like a half-rotten tootsie roll (in both size and composition). Super, super, super gross on the same level as lotus seed pods.

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These are all amazing





Bonus:

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Count Chocula posted:

Where'd you find this picture? I think I know her.

It came from Tumblr.

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"wood nymph/forest faery photo set #1"

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It keeps getting worse the further down you go.

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From "50 Shades of SCA" Tumblr....



Ugh posted:

"Oh!", I gasp as he begins to pull on my waist. "Harder! Harder!", I cry out, begging him not to stop for fear of losing all that progress. It had to be perfect for me. "It’s too tight! I’ll hurt you!", he whimpers, tugging on my hips. but I cast his plea aside. "Harder!", I yell. Finally, we stop, and it’s done. Just what I wanted. "It’s perfect. My new stomacher fits gracefully! It’ll be perfect over my dress!"

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^ He needs a stylist. He looks like a baby-faced lumberjack wannabe.

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Risky posted:

I can't wait for the day these young 20-something that tout that "I don't need to diet you need to accept my body type because I'm beautiful spiel" start getting real health problems and will see how "beautiful" they still are when they have lost their legs to diabetes.

Then they turn into these people and the circle is complete:

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I can't hate on these two. They look so happy and content in their awkwardness.

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Ugh. It came from Facebook.







If you can't tell, Stoned McGee up there has long luxurious dreadlocks that probably smell of incense, weed, and "Jobs are for sheeple, MOM!"

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"Fattest cutest skeleton on the block."

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Total babes, y'all

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