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Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

ZeeBoi posted:

:bigtran: http://imgur.com/a/XHhVU

My whole brain is crying.

# ¿ May 28, 2013 12:44

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 00:20

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Sockser posted:

That's Scooby, who's a really cool dude, and there's no synthol involved, just a weird angle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9J5uHdUsNs

Legit as gently caress.

I've watched videos of his before and he's pretty rad, the synthol comment spooked me the hell out so thanks for reassuring me.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 01:25

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Veggie Patties posted:

Anyway, I hope she finds someone in real life who likes looking at her 24-7 while she makes cutesy faces.

that poo poo dude.

Failed high-fives are deliciously awkward:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1TRv_id8RM

Palpatine MD has a new favorite as of 19:33 on Jul 11, 2013

# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 19:30

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

canyoneer posted:

Remove the h from the end.
like so

Also,

I kind of love Larry Gooseman, and his father who shits and dry heaves all over the place. True champions.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2013 10:47

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Non Serviam posted:

My girlfriend and I recently got into painting miniatures, because it seemed a fun thing to try. We didn't really feel any interest in the games themselves, since it seemed time consuming and filled with people who seemed weirder and creepier than us.
I've used youtube to find some tutorials on painting and whatnot, and I've realized that people take this poo poo way too seriously

Enjoy the crafts part of the hobby, but stay clear from the gaming side of the community. It's a hotbed for obsessive, entitled, severely autistic man-children. When you find yourself opposite a real competitive player you're gonna have a bad time.

Non Serviam posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMucsrsg2L0 (I wish he would tell me stories of the wild west )

0:28 of this video is gold. He holds up his cup of McDonald's cola, then mentions how in New York you can't have these anymore because "you're too fat". Immediately after, he looks down in shame for a split second before the camera cuts.

Palpatine MD has a new favorite as of 09:53 on Jul 30, 2013

# ¿ Jul 30, 2013 09:49

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

El Estrago Bonito posted:

anormaldayinFinland.jpg

Also Mookie looks like some super villain shot Danzig with a De-Manlyfying ray.

It shames me to say that this is probably taken in the Netherlands, judging from the drinks (Heineken) and 1980's terraced housing architecture.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2013 11:28

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Scathach posted:

Spoilered for smug man nipples.

I never knew Iggy Pop and Dave Grohl conceived a bastard child.

It Came From Facebook:

# ¿ Sep 5, 2013 10:54

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

I love Facebook for allowing me to 'keep in touch' with losers from way back when. Here's a selection from my rogues gallery.

I bet this guy smells like peanut oil all day every day. All he does is post updates about how autistic and lonely he is.

This is an 'After' picture of an Ultimate Transformation. Guy lost over 100lbs on a crash diet and now looks like this. Also claims to be autistic and will not shut the gently caress up about American Football statistics (he is Dutch and has never touched a football in his life).

Guy on the left is currently a legit burger flipper for the local Maccy D's. On the right we have a raging alcoholic who is part of a movement called the 'Turbo Jugend', which I'm sure is kosher and up to wholesome family-friendly stuff.

Last but now least, I present every man's wet dream. Goodnight.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2013 00:23

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

It Came From Facebook

# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 12:53

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

There's no way not to undersell the awkward in this video, just have a look:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCna3DMwG7I

# ¿ Oct 11, 2013 00:06

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Machai posted:

Is that a fork-necklace in the fist pic? Lolsorandumb

Food is her religion. Ham for the Ham God.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2013 17:38

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Nenonen posted:

I never knew Eric Roberts drove a Daewoo.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2013 01:36

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Fauxtool posted:

I was going to say that, but then i realized it was a trap.

Soccer players are ugly on the inside

That's pretty hilarious. Did he get away with it?

# ¿ Nov 28, 2013 12:29

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

The Monkey Man posted:

I'm sure he(?) would fare well under the mass cleansings and famines produced by Maoism.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2013 04:39

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Hahaha, holy poo poo. That book promises to be an amazing read. That said, I'm starting to see why unclean neckbeards would take a liking to the great Chairman Mao and his way of life.

In other news, I just watched a clip on Youtube titled 'I Lost My Virginity to a Dog' and kind of want to kill myself. Thanks, thread.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 02:34

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I apologize in advance for this:

http://i.imgur.com/4ENkHrg.jpg

Really, it's pure on for the grossest, most infected teeth/mouth I've ever seen.

Don't click...I loving warned you. Don't click.

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and sleep with tube of Elmex under my pillow tonight.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 02:51

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Testekill posted:

I don't know if it's been posted yet but here ya go. Nothing NWS but just incredibly awkward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p9AFensAW8

A brony rap video that I call Straight outta Mom's Basement. It's so white that it's translucent.

That video led me to the following, wherein a severely autistic Brony celebrates his year in the fandom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii0dJD8zbbs

Enjoy. (He goes off the deep end after the 4 minute mark. Goddamn.)

Palpatine MD has a new favorite as of 11:18 on Dec 17, 2013

# ¿ Dec 17, 2013 11:14

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

T Fowl posted:

Isn't the 'zero carb' label rather superfluous for meat? Reminds me of those Chuppa Chupp lollies that are advertised as a non-fat product. Gotta love disingenuous appeals to health on processed foods.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2013 14:51

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Haverchuck posted:

Here's a hot, slimy crosspost from GBS!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43oZIzLlQEQ

This was pretty hilarious to me and my wife. I'm pitching "Serbian Septic" to my friends who're looking for a new band name.

Though I have to wonder, wouldn't you get extremely ill from this?

# ¿ Dec 23, 2013 20:29

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

This time it's not a neckbeard.

That is one unfortunately shaped head. Poor guy looks like a Bob's Burgers character.

From the GBS Fat thread;

# ¿ Apr 6, 2014 11:40

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

karl fungus posted:

Where does all of this "pin up" nonsense come from in the first place? I can understand retro if it tries to emulate the 80s or even the 70s, but the 50s? Really?

In the public consciousness it's perceived that in the era of pinups, fleshy/curvy women were favored over skinny ones. It's this same line of bullshit that's the origin for the "When did This become hotter than This" meme, and at it's worst, the whole fat acceptance movement.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 13:19

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 00:20

Palpatine MD: Jan 31, 2012; Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Wherein a 400 pound man gets raging mad about Wrestling and ends up stomping around in a room littered with Bluray covers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvXRoe3vui0

# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 23:40

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