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Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Might be an X.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:04

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# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:05

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hey bets i have my third date tonight we are going to go to the milk bar and get ice cream sundaes and then maybe go to the roller derby, i will keep you updated of how it goes

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:06

webmeister: The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Asphyxious posted:

Might be an X.

Xander is spelt with an X, didn't you ever watch Buffy?!

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:08

Avshalom: by Lowtax

i hope you get in a milk bar brawl

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:10

Mad Katter: STOP THE BATS

Asphyxious posted:

Might be an X.

Wait, is this another joke?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:13

GoldStandardConure: I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Joe Hockeys Scrote posted:

hey bets i have my third date tonight we are going to go to the milk bar and get ice cream sundaes and then maybe go to the roller derby, i will keep you updated of how it goes

Roller derby is awesome, go watch it.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:14

Seagull: give me a chip

Asphyxious posted:

Might be an X.

gently caress you

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:26

hambeet

Mad Katter posted:

Wait, is this another joke?

What did you expect?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:32

Endman: That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

Joe Hockeys Scrote posted:

hey bets i have my third date tonight we are going to go to the milk bar and get ice cream sundaes and then maybe go to the roller derby, i will keep you updated of how it goes

I would go on this date. One question first though, are you a jock or a greaser?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:34

quite stretched out: the chillest

thanks for the idea team, I'm gonna read air crash investigation summaries for the rest of the afternoon instead of work

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:39

quite stretched out: the chillest

trip report so far: the one where a plane load of people died because someone duct taped some sensors shut during maintenance and forgot to remove the tape is morbidly funny

e: the one where the pilot gets blown out a window and only survived because the copilot hung on to his legs is a pretty funny mental image

quite stretched out fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Oct 7, 2014

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:41

thatbastardken: A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

my favorite is the one where the entire flight crew gets distracted by a malfunctioning light on the instrument panel and the airplane crashes killing 250 people

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:45

Portals

I, too, find amusement in the pointless accidental deaths of hundreds of people

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:47

quite stretched out: the chillest

isn't there one where someone accidentally lands their plane on top of a plane that is taking off bc the atc and the pilots spoke different languages? because that's some black comedy on a large scale for you

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:47

quite stretched out: the chillest

Portals posted:

I, too, find amusement in the pointless accidental deaths of hundreds of people

are you Tony Abbott

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:50

hambeet

Portals posted:

I, too, find amusement in the pointless accidental deaths of hundreds of people

What if they were strayan?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:51

Fruity Gordo: Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

GoldStandardConure posted:

Roller derby is awesome, go watch it.

My friends and I are starting a roller derby team! One has never skated before lol

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:54

webmeister: The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

willus posted:

isn't there one where someone accidentally lands their plane on top of a plane that is taking off bc the atc and the pilots spoke different languages? because that's some black comedy on a large scale for you

Yeah. There's also one where a plane runs out of fuel or something and gets guided to a runway that, although "suitable" for landing, is actually abandoned and is literally in the middle of holding a school fete. Laughs aplenty!

There's also a bunch of them from heavily class-oriented countries where the co-pilot watches the (older, senior) pilot crash the plane because it's his place to sit there and shut up

For reals though, look up the Lockerbie and Concorde episodes, those are really good.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:55

GoldStandardConure: I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Fruity Gordo posted:

My friends and I are starting a roller derby team! One has never skated before lol

Hahahahahahahahaha this is going to be incredible.

I had a phlebotomist tell me about her roller derby days at the hospital once, "I used to play roller derby, but then I snapped my femur"

:stare:

Fruity what is your roller derby name?

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:56

Fruity Gordo: Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

I haven't come up with mine yet, but my pal ree is 'sweet reevenge' :twisted:

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:58

quite stretched out: the chillest

real talk though I don't find it haha hilarious funny, it's more along the lines of bitterly laughing at the absurdity of some of the situations that should never aside, like how the gently caress does one plane end up landing on top of another one

# ? Oct 7, 2014 05:59

tithin: [Grandmaster Tactician]

My favourite atc episode was die hard 2

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:01

hambeet

willus posted:

real talk though I don't find it haha hilarious funny, it's more along the lines of bitterly laughing at the absurdity of some of the situations that should never aside, like how the gently caress does one plane end up landing on top of another one

Dude you shouldn't really have to explain this, we get it.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:03

hambeet

You're a psychopath.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:04

Coq au Nandos: I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

The Narrator posted:

motherfucker. this exact statue is also at the new Indooroopilly shopping center refurb stuff. Does this one also have a complementing photographer-dog thing?

It does. What the gently caress.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:10

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willus posted:

real talk though I don't find it haha hilarious funny, it's more along the lines of bitterly laughing at the absurdity of some of the situations that should never aside, like how the gently caress does one plane end up landing on top of another one

Some of them are so horrendeous, like a plane full of russian school children who are on a holiday to spain collides with a DHL freighter killing everyone. This child's father then goes to the crash site, finds his dead daughter's body and carries it crying "she looks so peaceful"

However, this is done by a Canadian drama school drop out in the woods outside of Toronto, which ruins the moment and then makes it kinda absurd.

webmeister posted:

For reals though, look up the Lockerbie and Concorde episodes, those are really good.

The one where the BA pilot gets sucked out of the window is amazing too. :staredog:

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:11

Doctor Spaceman: "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

willus posted:

like how the gently caress does one plane end up landing on top of another one

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:14

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Fruity Gordo posted:

I haven't come up with mine yet, but my pal ree is 'sweet reevenge'

Valkyrie Solanasskicker

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:15

The Narrator: bernie would have won

SKY COQ posted:

It does. What the gently caress.

I'm sure that somewhere in that shopping complex is the rabbit-and-dog-on-a-scooter-naked sculpture, then. It's more horrifying now to hear that these are apparently some sort of line being installed by shopping centers australia over.

also two of my housemates bought Super Smash Bros and are playing it right now

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:15

Coq au Nandos: I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Fruity Gordo posted:

I haven't come up with mine yet, but my pal ree is 'sweet reevenge'

Chickslamic State

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:16

Seagull: give me a chip

The Narrator posted:

I'm sure that somewhere in that shopping complex is the rabbit-and-dog-on-a-scooter-naked sculpture, then. It's more horrifying now to hear that these are apparently some sort of line being installed by shopping centers australia over.

also two of my housemates bought Super Smash Bros and are playing it right now

Go buy it, send me your friend code.

Coq you posted a friend code last night but it was wrong post a new one.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:20

Seagull: give me a chip

Smash me, bros.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:20

GoldStandardConure: I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

I have a friend in NZ who does derby called Velocity Raptor.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:20

Mad Katter: STOP THE BATS

SKY COQ posted:

It does. What the gently caress.

There is a pair of these things near David Jones in Adelaide's Rundle Mall.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:20

hambeet

Seagull posted:

Go buy it, send me your friend code.

Coq you posted a friend code last night but it was wrong post a new one.

Look at no friends Neville here.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:24

hambeet

Seagull it's like those times you've asked for the mobile numbe of a girl at that one bar you go to, but the number is always wrong.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:25

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Matthew Beet posted:

Look at no friends Neville here.

I'd rather not.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:25

The Narrator: bernie would have won

Seagull posted:

Go buy it, send me your friend code.

Coq you posted a friend code last night but it was wrong post a new one.

but but thesis due in 20 days

can I still play it on my account on their 2DSes? Or are accounts locked in on devices?

Rest assured once they're not playing it constantly I will do my best to smash you

Matthew Beet posted:

Seagull it's like those times you've asked for the mobile numbe of a girl at that one bar you go to, but the number is always wrong.

the trick is to read the number back but incorrectly and see if they point it out

Mad Katter posted:

There is a pair of these things near David Jones in Adelaide's Rundle Mall.

loving hell

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:27

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# ? May 14, 2024 03:51

hambeet

Welp getting nasty again today. One week self ban from thread under threat of a perma ban.

Beginning now.

Bye losers.

# ? Oct 7, 2014 06:34

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